Lenticular_J

With that attitude you may get attacked by a jealous boyfriend. I'm surprised I haven't gotten my [wagon] kicked yet, actually. I'm a complete [bleep] to everyone. A very friendly and social [bleep], true, but quite a [bleep] all the same. I am proud of you, though. Take the girl out to FLY [bleep]ING KITES BECAUSE GIRLS [bleep]ING LOVE KITES i can't even stop saying it

Tornado warning? That means a confirmed touch down. Unless LA has different rules and spinny clouds = tornado warning.

TUXEDO-ish THURSDAY [bleep]ES! I'm starting this [cabbage] at my school.

Some people must have chemical reasons that can be proven in a laboratory with math behind everything, just as some people must have some sort of religious dogma behind everything in life. I prefer to go with the flow, yo.

We should keep an eye out for each other. Directors need producers. All that money management would drive me crazy. Nick, I would say the same for you, but if you want to be a slash, you're more like competition. Although being a slash on a big movie would be insane.

GIRLS HAVE BEEN ALL OVER ME TODAY WHYYYYYYYYY. I'm completely busy all this week, and totally dig this one girl in the play with me and we both know it, but [bleep]ing girls have been all over me. Okay, so I get sort of first dates hanging out with girls with kites, as I've said. A good way to initiate this is: Me: Do you like kites? Girl: What? M: You heard me. G: Um, I guess? (now, if she's interested:) Yes. (If she's very interested:) I never learned how to fly one! (Even more interested, include previous and:) will you teach me? M: *Thumbs up* But 4 girls took that bait today. What the fuuuuuuuck. And there were more I could have gotten. And this girl I went to middle school with wants to hang out. And this cheerleader that wants a rebound. It's tiring. Because I really just want that one girl in theater, but she's trying to force herself not to dig me back because she's two years older than me and has a boyfriend. Not really huge deals to me. I never met her boyfriend, so I assume he doesn't exist. Well, my brain assumes. I let it. I'm really about to just take this girls by the horns. So to speak. Moral of all this: GIRLS [bleep]ING LOOOOOOVE KIIIIIIITES

Every little bit of mine went away being in the tropics over Christmas break - but coming back here has been rough. I have almost no acne still, but the little bit I have is on my chin and quite red. Unfortunate.

I don't understand why that has to have such negative connotations added to it.

Man up and make that [cabbage] happen. Today. And invite her to go fly a kite with you. Girls [bleep]ing love kites. THEY [bleep]ING LOVE THEM. Use a parafoil, though - cheap, easy to get in the air, and easy to do badass tricks with one hand.

People are at their most honest when they're drunk - very uninhibited. So saying you didn't mean something when you were drunk - well, you actually completely meant it.

Depends on how drunk the people in question are, and how sure you are. Plus, said boyfriend ... all of that can add up to a bad situation if she regrets the hook up later on.

Film - directing or cinematography. Or even acting. Although I'd prefer being behind the camera. I want 10 bathrooms - I can [cabbage] ALL DAY!

Minus the hair and the ethnicity, you have very similar facial structure to a girl I met over Christmas. She doesn't like me any more ...

She wanted to hook up with you. Badly. Good idea not doing it when you were both drunk, though - [cabbage] goes wrong when everyone's drunk. She's clearly interested, you should just talk to her.

Mmm. Pretty good day. First rehearsal, hanging out with some pretty girls, saw some friends, met more pretty girls at Barnes and Noble (it attracts them like a magnet!), possibly going to Everclear Wednesday. But, we'll see - I have rehearsals every Wednesday.

Because your choice is always your choice. Putting something that way is like saying it's egoistical to breathe. Also: I thought it was egoTistical. With that T there. Apparently I was wrong. Damn.

I hope Australia's still like this when I reach my film aspirations. Because my movies will pretty much give those guys heart attacks.

Mmm. Being as busy as I am sucks so hard right now, girl-wise. There are a couple of girls I see at UIL rehearsals, though, and we've hung out a few times. One girl I do like - she has a boyfriend though, but that's never stopped me before. We've kissed and such, and that's probably enough to get my [wagon] kicked, but I'm a shameless gallivant anyways. You know, looking back, I really kind of deserve to get my [wagon] kicked. Ah well. I'm pretty happy with it staying as it is.

Cynics are by their own definitions right. They just put negative connotations on well-known facts.

The average girl thinks about sex just as much as a guy - it's just that girls are conditioned by our society to keep that [cabbage] locked up. They have very similar fantasies to you, and if you get a girl to open up and talk about sex, you will learn a whooooooole lot. AskMen actually says that rape is the third most common fantasy among women. Naturally not the rape that is a complete crime, but rape as no-strings attached sex that she doesn't have to feel guilty about.

Nobody for five pages actually has my name. My first name is some folks' middle name, but it was all censuses and such. My last name is fairly common, but come on. So I'm unemployed. Fight the man, mother [bleep]ers.

You know, I don't think there's really anything I don't like about women's bodies. Some personality quirks typical of teenage girls can leave more to be desired, but I'm enough of an [wagon] that I can tolerate them enough for funsies.

Actually, the suburbs of larger cities - namely suburbs where white people are the majority - can be pretty bad. People there can be real idiots. In metropolitan centers, people are generally pretty cultured. In small towns, people are generally polite to strangers. Of course, it still all depends on a lot of things. But down here, there are huge differences between words like redneck or hillbilly or hick. A lot of people here have family with ranches or farms, and generally being a redneck just means you're one of 'em and you're proud of it. ANYWAYS.

Pah. Boring weekend thus far. That will change tomorrow. First rehearsal for UIL, then eating lunch with a bunch of friends. It will probably turn into an all-nighter, although it really shouldn't since it's a school night. Haha. I should do my homework tonight to stay on the safe side - I have a [bleep]ton to do. But I won't!

It would be especially cool if there was a hospital behind said car.