Lenticular_J

Game kind of sucks. Commercials mostly suck. My uncle edited the music for the green police Audi commercial, though. Cheap Trick is under his company's label, and he's the chief engineer.

Haha, my friend that's going to UT is living in this dorm, Jester, where most freshmen live. Anyways, he was able to snag a private bathroom with his dorm, which is apparently great because it's only a hundred bucks more for the year. However, the main entryway into the room is through the bathroom (the toilet is in a little closet-like room, but the shower's right there). Apparently his floor has a bet running on who's going to walk in on Eric (my friend) in the shower the most. He's a real popular guy, and people are always just wandering into his room. Apparently he takes a lot of showers. Haha.

or maybe you'll have sex I hung out with a friend today and went to some new clothes stores. Very classy. I also bought a silk robe, because [bleep] you.

Damn it, I meant to check my rank. Probably around 30, that's what it has been. I'm getting e-mail like a mofo from colleges. It's cool when I get one from a school I instantly recognize, like Columbia and Washington, although I wouldn't go there. Just an ego boost or whatever. My PSAT scores are already attracting attention, since I'm in the 95 percentile. Or would it be 5 percentile? Either way, I'm better than pretty much everyone.

Ha, with no picture plan, you get very vivid descriptions. And it's fun.

Totally [bleep]ing worth it.

Except that's what we've been doing exclusively for about the past week. I just don't know what I'll say to honestly keep a conversation going for more than a couple minutes without it sounding like random giberrish. Interesting [cabbage]. Be loud and obnoxious and flirtatious. If you ever start a conversation with a simple hey and involve absolutely no physical contact, I'll [bleep]ing pistol whip you.

That too. The best part about our generation is that it's totally cool to flirt through texts. And it can be easy. Just make sure your ego doesn't write any checks your body can't cash....

Go blow your nose, brush and floss your teeth (it gets stuff out of your teeth so you won't play with it when you talk). Clear your throat. Lay down on your bed or something. Call her. "Hey, we should hang out (day). Maybe we could (whatever)." That's a pretty good basic thing.

I'm up at midnight looking at Top Gun flight suits for next Halloween instead of writing this essay I need to do. Why, you may ask? Because I have my priorities in [bleep]ing order, that's why. Also: listening to Kid Cudi when you haven't slept for a very long time and you already feel like you're the only person in the world will make you [bleep]ing lose your mind at this hour.

I do like oxfords as well. I just can never find any of them down here. >:l My shoes that I like the most are pretty much oxfords, but they're technically loafers because of just how they are. I still love them, though.

White people that are scared of being seen as racist make me laugh.

... And sneakers do? I find those silly sneakers like the nike hi tops you recommended very ridiculous. They're almost cartoonish when people wear them. Bah. I've yet to find the perfect kind of shoe, though. Odds are they're hiding in some tiny shop in some tiny town and I will find them one day and buy enough pairs to last a lifetime.

I like 'em all. I was talking to this pretty mexican girl today. She was crying, so I went up and sat beside her and put my arm around her (she was outside for some reason, and it's been switching between freezing rain, snow, and sleet all day). She snuggled up to me, I said it would be okay. We went our separate ways. I wonder who she was ... ?

Get some good shoes. Loafers preferably. Just [bleep]ing something leather. Or, if not leather, at least a brown or black leathery sneaker, like Puma or something. LEATHER IS BEATHER

He meant the Middle East is part of Asia. Asia's too [bleep]ing big. When you think Asian, you think of an eastern-Asian, namely the eyes (thanks Ralphie May!). But there's Indians, Borat, Middle Eastern people, Russians, Communists, Turkey, islands ... [bleep] YOU FOR HAVING TOO MANY PEOPLE TO PROPERLY STEREOTYPE, ASIA

It's bi-hourly, thank you. But really. I know you're doing good (we've talked about it), but getting out there and doing it is the best way to fill yourself up with confidence from your head to your other head toes.

You will start worrying about it in about 18 minutes. SO GO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT DAMN IT

Don't worry about it. Do not even think about it. A kiss is nothing, just remember that. Go in with absolutely no expectations - in fact, expect a negative experience. Because then you get your mind blooooooown. Well, kind of. Kissing is nice, but I've gotten to the point where I'll kiss most girls I know just in friendship, and even a few of my guy friends (just cheek, completely heteronormative). Your first kiss, you probably don't need to worry about tongue or anything. Just remember reciprocation is a major factor, especially if you're unsure. Whatever she does, mimic it. Don't force your lips to move, just let them be all soft and effortless. You will know what to happen when it happens, don't worry about it and just enjoy it! Even a bad kisser that loses themselves in the experience is better than some cold, calculating machine-kisser. However, a few tips ... - Lean to the left. It's different and girls notice this sort of thing. You really have to be standing and facing each other for this. - Pay attention to where your hands are. Her ribs, the side of her face, very gently tugging the roots of her hair on the back of her head - all very good things to do for a tender little peck. - If you feel her tongue rubbing against your lips, all bets are off. Recognizing the right moment might be tougher. Some girls are ballsy and will straight up tell you, otherwise they might look at your lips a lot when you're talking or be more touchy-feely. Or, you could be a man and just say, "I'd sure like you kiss you ..." and [bleep]ing do it!

Who would actually care about someone having weed in high school ... ?

Ach, noooo! CAHLL AHNAHLD! I don't care about California towns and all their antics regarding their dic tionaries!

Probably crappy "hardcore" bands would play there today. Look at Woodstock '99. There are already are music festivals that are far better than Woodstock. SXSW and Lollapalooza are two I personally want to see, but there's one in just about every major city.

You will have fun. From what I know, Ottawa is a lively, fun city - I have a few friends there, but they're about to graduate, and I'm thinking you're younger than me. The best advice I could think of: enjoy yourself.

I like to be a leader. I take action if I know how to, and if I don't I attempt to find out or just wing it. It's helpful in dangerous situations - I've broken up a couple of fights that might have ended up worse than they did. I think it would be fun to go help out a fire crew or something like in Mr. Deeds, but I'm pretty sure they actually stop you if you try.

Unrelated: I love the olive green crayons and use them exclusively if at all possible. Related: I have a thing for nice hair, I've been noticing lately. All smooth and happy. Preferably smelling edible.