Lenticular_J

The government wouldn't want to use social networking sites to relay anything but information that has absolutely no importance but sounds good. If it was something that actually affected us, they'd hide it behind walls of bureaucracy. More like bureaucrazy!

A golf club. I'd get home, go outside and create some imaginary game involving my golf club as whatever I needed it to be, and just immersed myself in fantasy while my dog chased rabbits for hours. Continued through sixth grade, I think. Fond memories. Also, gamecube. Super Mario Sunshine and Animal Crossing, and sometimes the original Halo with my brother. Very fond memories of those games. Still got that one. Yeah, when I was way younger, I created insanely elaborate wars and even cities.

He finds the same girls attractive that I do. He just goes for the uglier ones. Some of them are a little crazy, too, but he's told me he just likes "crazy [bleep]es that might chop my nuts off". Actual quote from him. God, somebody have a [bleep]ing problem please.

I have very high standards. Never let them lower. Although I do have the lowest standards of my cluster of friends. Which isn't saying much. Actually, that's a lie. I'm just more shameless and will check out anything. I mean anyone.

Yes! My dad's gonna lose his hair and look like my uncle rick (not terrible, but he's young to be losing so much hair). My mom's dad has a healthy, full head of hair. Kick some [wagon]!

I've pledged to never be any girl's first anything. Too much damn pressure. Plus, when you can knock that guy (or past guys) out of the water in everything, all the better for you!

not if they're ugly Related: my friend needs to get his [wagon] in gear. He's one of the best-looking dudes I know (me being second, my reflection being first, he may be third), yet he settles for fives and sixes in girls because he [kitties] out and befriends the hot girls. I should fight him.

Oh, he's just a pretty cool dude. Just kidding. He's bigger than me and he's threatened me many times. I don't care that much, but I never seriously pursued her because of that.

People who don't smile with their mouths open look more closed-off than someone who smiles a broad, genuine, toothy grin. Passion is an attractive characteristic, and a passionate, ridiculous smile is far more interesting than one of those aloof little grins that people put on to try and look cool.

Stupid algebra. I can't understand these stupid rational expressions.

You haven't changed. You're putting on a false mask. You do as I do, but you still cling to your ideals of one love or whatever like in the past. Just gotta make the choice. All in or no.

Well, I have a friend in a sort of similar situation. The girl likes him a lot, and they're really close - T and J in the story? That's them. But she won't break up with her boyfriend for him, merely out of stubbornness. He's a royal [rooster], too, she's only stayed with him because she wanted to be with him for years and when it finally happened, instead of realizing that it isn't as great as she idealized it to be, she just hung onto the thought that he's amazing. Ah, well. T's planning on giving up on her, because she's really just keeping him on a hook so she gets attention from both guys right now. Makes me sad because T and J are both good friends of mine.

Nationalism, imperialism, militarism, and alliances. Pretty much sums it up. Oh, and [bleep]ing sandwiches. RIP Ferdinand.

After that night I called up my friend and we made a plan on how we could keep dating the girls, and with both our awesome social skills we took them out to a nice restaurant. No crazy things happened, but this was expected. Now we're discussing what the rules would be if we were offered a foursome, its a lot of fun to work out the scenarios. Include a scenario involving a camel. Always. That is one of my codes.

Or you can help her cheat on her boyfriend. You know, with you. :) But bail when [cabbage] gets real. I think I may have a crush on a girl. But I'm not sure - I can't remember what feelings are like. I know she likes me, though. And she doesn't like her boyfriend much any more. [hide] Oh, and the story from last night. She's in my theater UIL play, and we've been relative friends for a while, but she knows how flirtatious I am. But, she's had a boyfriend the entire time, and I've met him and think he's an alright guy, so I never really escalated. Last night, me and three friends were going to a play. I didn't know that dates were supposed to be involved. Me and our friend D were the ones without dates, and my friend T was with this girl who we're trying to get broken up with her boyfriend - a whole romantic love story there, it's cute - while J was with the girl I might kinda like, Ta. So I was gonna call a girl to come, because D bailed and left with some chick right at the beginning (we were late because we went to the wrong place. not much of a bad thing, the play was [bleep]ing weird for the most part) so I took his ticket stub. Then, for some reason, I decided not to and just enjoyed the play. Ta and J were kinda snuggly, and J's a great guy, but I began noticing that Ta would always look at me before she got all close to J. Makes me feel bad, but I've turned J into a bit of a player, so he'll bounce right back. Anyways, we want to do something when the play was over, so we think we'll go to an ice cream place. Then we decide we don't want to, so we head to T and J's dorm (most of my friends are in college). There, J goes to the bathroom or downstairs to the store or something, and me and Ta are flirting a lot. J's sort of admonishing her, but whatever, it was fun. Then I'm holding Ta and I tickled her or something, and she told me to go away. So I did. I hardly even looked at her the rest of the night, and that literally drove her crazy because she was with J, who was acting like I do whenever I try and get on peoples' nerves. I became the night's DJ, and impressed her by playing a couple songs on guitar (I've learned a few easy chord progressions). Anyways, they had to leave at like 11, so we saw them off. I just gave her a little side-hug to continue with the night's theme. About ten minutes later, she texted me "Sowwy I was so mean(:". I waited about an hour before saying "We'll see how you pay me back." She made some smiley face, and I smiled inside. I actually didn't mean to not text her for a while, we'd gotten pulled over by some cops because apparently my friend's exact car had been stolen - but they didn't know the license plate number. Major wtf. Anyways, now she's texting me kinda nonstop. See ya![/hide]

Aha! I've decided. I want to get "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." around my collar bone. Quote from Fight Club and possibly the most painful place to get a tattoo? Score.

This is the buckle of the bible belt. "The most churches per capita in the United States." Actual thing down here. Besides, this is the country. When Texas Tech lets out, there are barely 160,000 people in the county.

I like the US. There are problems, sure, but we're doing pretty damn good. Too bad it'll fall in my lifetime. And I may very well contribute to that.

Most people I know are surprised that I'm a virgin at 15. Of course, I'm starting to gain a reputation as being good (great) with girls, so that doesn't help.

It isn't hard to learn how to knife fight. Crouch and upwards slashes and jabs, mainly. Gots to learn on the streets! Unless you get a concealed handgun license.

[cabbage] gets so much easier when you can drive. It's still good to practice, though. Or go after older girls ... :) I've started playing shows with some friends (I've gotten damn good with my harmonica), just got back from a bluegrass show at a bar. God girls go crazy if you're in a "band." The whole group of us, we're all good-looking, and I'm pretty sure at one point there was a pair of panties almost thrown onto the stage - I think they landed just short. I have a good life lately. Although I'm pretty sure I'll never feel any emotions deeper than lust. Love seems a fairy tale to me now. And I'm pretty okay with that, to be honest. I'm fifteen, dawgs.

Eat slowly and drink lots of water. Chew well.

I don't think the girls you'd be interested are that interested in the huge diamonds. Those usually attract girls that get all annoying with their want for money, or ghetto-[wagon] girls. That's why I go for classy, [bleep]ty girls.

Actually, the last person in the car to punch the roof when you run a yellow or red light has to take off their shirt. It's the damn law.

A lot of girls I know really dig gauges - tiny ones. I wouldn't say go with anything big or "blingy" unless that's your usual style. Small, black - I've been looking at those kinds.