Lenticular_J

They're all different seasons, so it don't matter to me. I prefer football, though. I generally don't like watching sports unless I'm there, and that's usually a college game. I'm not good at basketball or baseball, so I don't care about them.

People think me and some of my friends are on the curve of the straightness line. Is that a euphemism for gay? Whatever. We're about 80% of the population in this town (guy wise) that's straight and actually maintains looks or, alternately, is naturally pretty. We also enjoy [bleep]ing with people to every extent, even deprecating ourselves for a laugh. It's probably terrible, antisocial behavior, but those are made up ideals anyways, so [bleep] 'em. There are around four of us, too, so take what you will from that. Confession that I think is hilarious: This monstrously fat girl that everyone's hated for years (she's a complete [bleep] to every single person around for no other reason than the fact that she's worth very little in the world, unless you add up how much she spends on food and cigarettes - I mean seriously, she reeks like a Waffle House at 3 am 24/7) was talking about some guy that's soooo hot with her two friends that just bum smokes off of her. The week prior we'd had an altercation just because she was walking by and called me and some friends [bleep]s or something, I don't remember, I don't care much. I just use it as an excuse. Back to the story, I was walking by and said something along the lines of "He probably doesn't like you because you eat all the sandwiches that you're supposed to make him, you fat [bleep].." in passing. Haha, I'm a [bleep]. Cynical today, too.

You just did a fatality on the odds. Congrats, bro.

I forgot this was Disney, where telling everyone everything will be okay is just plain fantastic and nobody judges others! I don't know where you dance, either. Ouchy, date her if you like her. If you're too scared of being hassled, you don't like her that much.

Actually, everyone cares about your dancing - particularly girls (talking to the guys). It's better to dance than stand off to the side, but if you're really, really awful, you may as well stay to the side. All you have to do is learn a few simple things: Move your body to the beat (Fast swaying, twisting, that sorta thing), occasionally throw in a clap, snap or raising your hands up. And some novelty moves. Full-on fist pump, a la Jersey Shore, something funny like that. Just enjoy yourself, though, and generally you won't be so bad. Oh, wait. You're probably in middle school, aren't you? Nevermind, then.

I like it. The style of the ship isn't as cool compared to how badass the Kraken looks, and the colors of the squid and water are nice. The shape of the people bug me, though. Still, pretty cool.

Um ... What? EDIT: The [bleep].

I don't see how this is funny. My town's sexual education program focuses nigh entirely on abstinence, even going so far as making it a grade to sign a paper that says you promise to remain abstinent until marriage (a bunch of us got really pissed at this in eighth grade and threatened to get a lawyer over it) at my middle school. And what have we got to show for it? Most churches per capita in the country, and in the top three for most STDs as well (We're usually first or at least second, but Boca Raton, Florida beat us last year, and some other place supposedly did too). I read a news story in journalism just on Monday, and apparently one of every 3.9 girls aged 10-19 in the county has chlamydia. Let me repeat that. One of every four girls - just teenagers! have one of the 6 or so most common STDs.That's just chlamydia. We have our own STD (a form of it) called Raider Rash. So, yeah, this is really [cabbage].

Mountains are bumpy, though. So [bleep] you all.

You must not know very many 20 year olds. 20 is still very young.

... But on the other hand, he's shooting two machine guns. AT THE SAME TIME.

Angry, Norse Neil Patrick Harris. Yes.

Hasn't this thing been "in the works" for years?

So don't. Get good at telling people no. Or letting people out of your life (ie, kicking).

Not quite. Few months off (four, I think. wait, five). So, nonetheless. Ha.

I'll make it in six. And I will make my marks two steps ahead of wherever you go. AHAHAHAHAHAHA

There are over 3 billion girls on the planet. I bet plenty don't like Nickelback.

To be honest, unless you're really downtown, every city in Texas (excluding Austin) is the same. Generally nasty suburbs. I don't like suburbs - they're fake cities. Downtown DFW is fantastic, same with Houston. Haven't been to San Antonio. Austin says "[bleep] U" to the rest of us and does their own thang.

White folks that are scared of "the ghetto" make me laugh. It's gonna be confusing when I move and I'm not part of the minority in my everyday life. I love big cities, though. I've spent my life in small towns or tiny cities, and I'm tired of them. Everything's sluggish and people are too resistant to change. Nothing ever really happens here. I intend to live in Austin, LA, Seattle, New York, the major players in our world, you know? Those are the places where history will happen.

You look around 21 to me. I might think 20 actually, but, ye, 21 seems right. How old do I look? People usually assume I'm in college (usually because I'm with college folk), but I think I still look like I'm in high school. Maybe a senior, though. Also: You know how to wear a suit. That makes me happy.

Raw milk is usually quite warm anyways. And creamy and delicious.

If you have even the slightest inkling it's you, it's you. Make a move. Doubts and worries are only gonna make you regret whatever.

That isn't even my favorite one. Not to mention how friggin crazy the whole day was. Hadn't showered in 12 hours, and I'd been running around all day, sweating up a storm.

Welcome to the club. I point out flaws with girls when I meet them. It's not necessarily a bad thing.

UIL All-Star Cast Texas North Zone 2009-2010. One of three guys recognized for their acting abilities with either All-Star Cast or Best Actor.