Lenticular_J

You should bang her. I mean, um, ask her out. Well, not so much ask as tell. I don't like the term asking out. I don't particularly like the social norm of dating, either. It's like a trade system ... X amount of fun (at Z price) for _ amounts of sexual favors. At least, early into the relationship it's like that. Sure there's the whole bond thing or whatever, but feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome.

Well, if you go all the way back to the first dividing little cell, we're all related. Hell, we're all the same organism. Everything. Stupid way to think of stuff. I don't want to think a girl is technically my cousin if we're doing the sex sometime in the future. Unless she really is my cousin - then I run.

Depends on where you go. Texas Tech is a big business and engineering school, so a lot of times there are presentations and the like where guys have to be at least business formal. They do it so wrong it hurts. And such [bleep]ing about clothes you don't even hear from the way-too-high holier-than-thou fashionistas.

Fission is for atomic bombs, right? Well, we got that down pretty good. On to the next frontier of tearing [cabbage] apart for our own gain!

I was expecting this. And no, nothing would be the same if any country never existed, if a single person hadn't existed. Maybe instead of an iPod, CDs would just get really really [bleep]ing small. Or, instead of the assembly line (which probably would have taken a fair amount of time to come out if Henry Ford never existed), it's a ROBOT WOOOO. Um. I like the world.

Go to all sorts of places (at fourteen, more likely to work at a restaurant or something) dressed fairly nicely, and ask if they need any part-time help. I doubt you can get full-time. Or, mow lawns. In some places (like here ...) it can be really hard and competitive, but apparently that's not the norm.

Preparation. Become a badass. Workwise, I would do something manual labor. Don't you live in the Midwest? I'm sure you can find a farm or something. Even lumber yards - I might be working at one this summer. You'll get tanned, muscley, and feel better about yourself. That reminds me, I'm rebuilding a section of our fence tomorrow. I'm off most of the day, and it's my surprise for my parents - me and my dad were going to do it this weekend, but we already have all the stuff. Gonna tear out the old, put in the new, paint everything ... It'll be nice. Gonna have to get up pretty early.

I like wearing a pocket square as of late. I need to get some more, right now all I have is a blue and black checkered and a black paisley. I really enjoy the whole throwback to the mid-20th century fashion-wise. It makes classic looks seem practically trendy. I sure hope it doesn't go away by the time I live somewhere more important, though. Right now I'm kind of a big fish in a little pond - groundbreaking enough that I do more than throw on a t shirt and shorts - and I would appreciate being around more people that appreciate fashion. Then again, most of my guy friends go to me when they want to look for suits and stuff. That's pretty cool.

Am I the only dude that doesn't require constant sexual attention? Seriously, I haven't even kissed a girl in like a month a few days (my bad). Haven't done anything sexual since spring break, though. And I'm not freaking out.

Don't mind my brother, he thought he was cool when he went and picked it up. I bought it in Dallas last year for $2,000. 140k miles, running a little sickly right now, but it'll be better soon.

I need to get a buzzer so I can cut my hair myself. Spending ten bucks a week for it's ridiculous, when ten bucks can probably get me a buzzer. Lately I've been letting my hair grow out some. My parents forbid me from getting a buzz cut, although they really just say that to [bleep] with me - I still do it once a month or so. I've been enjoying Armani Black Code for nights out - it's a bit heavy though, so you have to be very light with it. My dad had it in some cabinet, so I just took it. Eh.

I don't get the appeal of hickeys - giving or getting. Well, if you're trying to make a girl's boyfriend mad, giving one would be hilarious. Touche.

And it shows that it isn't a relationship. To quote the How I Met Your Mother episode I saw today, you're on her hook.

Depends on how white the area is. It's easier to be racist if you have more than one race. Because it's funny. And [bleep] you Lenin, Ke$ha is amazing and sexy and good at being sexy music. And that describes her music perfectly, because that's usually how a good night feels.

And I hope you do. Never hurts to make our jobs easier.

I don't want my wiener in another dude. Or vice versa.

I used to ponder if I was gay, then I realized I could never actually have sex with another guy. That made me much more confident in my sexuality. It feels nice.

Stephen Hawking's theory is the same one used in Independence Day. And several other movies. That was the main thing I cared about.

Wait what?

These are very cool and all, but please, do NOT wear something like this if you're new to fashion. Most people will look absolutely horrid in these patterns. Only once you begin to understand what looks good on you should you begin looking at gaudy stuff like this. Also, I really can't stress how much I think people shouldn't wear hats with a brim. Yes, there is a 1% chance that you are that guy who looks good in a Panama hat or a fedora, but most of the time you will look like that geek who is trying way too hard to stand out. If you want sun protection, get some sunglasses. Your head cold? Wear a beanie. Are there any other people from SuFu here, or am I some sort of an anomaly? I agree with you on the top part. I don't like floral patterns in general, though. Looks weird on guys. I don't know what SuFu is. I also don't understand what you mean by not wearing hats with a brim. What other hats are there? I don't wear hats much any more, just when I don't get a chance to do my hair the way I want it.

Sounds to me like you're letting people walk all over you. I used to be ... Kind of like that. Not so bad, I guess. Now, I don't really know when it happened, but more people apologize to me. It's a good feeling. I guess it's just how you carry yourself.

Of course, when you consider that, nationwide, the STD rate is barely better, it really just becomes something to say.

I'm heterosexual.

Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently.

All it took to spark World War I was some random Bosnian Serb in Sarajevo named Gavrilo Princip, who assassinated the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. ;) And almost a century of arms buildup, secret alliances, and nationalism building. People were itching for a war. The whole world these days is weary of war (even though any "war" the West is fighting should hardly be considered as such), and nobody likes North Korea any more. Their only real ally is Iran. The next closest is probably Cuba and Venezuela. The rest of the world, just about, is against those four tiny nations. I mean, I blew the [cabbage] out of NK and Venezuela's military single-handedly, in two different times. A lot of help from Olivia, but, still.