My virginity is currently worth more than $500. My brother, my brother's friends, my friends, and other members of my family think that I will have sex before the summer of 2012 (my graduation is actually the end date). I said LOL COLLEGE FUND FTW. My only support is a sexy asian girl. I find this extremely relevant, and I'll tell you why: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44CDK-PPgHQ "I'm gonna take my tiiiiiiiime" Patience is a virtue. "She gon get hers before I" Selflessness. "I'm gonna take it sloooooow" Seriously. The next rest of the song is just about sex, though. But really, Snoop knows what he's talking about. And I want a legitimate reason to use this song, dammit. EDIT: Actually, real music video might be a bit too risque. How're you guys?