Wallettheif

Happy capitalism day. I don't believe in jewish zombies from space, and anyone that does is clearly [developmentally delayed]ed.

You're hilarious

Of course. Facepunch is one of the stricter forums, but the quality is relatively moderate. Here are some of the most common reasons for bans: "Dumb Thread" = Like this one, offers nothing. Permaban "Wrong section" = 7 day ban and thread is moved/deleted. "Troll" = Obvious troll posts. One offense can equal a permaban. "[wagon]" = Makes asinine posts like Google's URL to get someone to search. Also a first offense permaban "Banme" = Post serves nothing other than to get the post starter a ban. Permaban. "Posting in a banme" = Anyone who replies to an obvious banme thread. Instant, permaban. You can also get banned for several hours to several days at a time for the above, depending on who the moderator or admin is banning you. You can also get temp-banned for reposting an existing topic, complaining about mods (The forums are a democracy. Your choices are live with it or go away), predicting moderation (IE: In before lock/ban), and a whole host of other things that an admin may choose (IE: Not funny, image macro, missed ___ thread) But the idiot culls are the best. Last year, they culled over 200 people with a simple poll. The third option was "HURR COMEDY" (Gets you banned)", everyone who chose it got permabanned. They ban hundreds every year with this, just because it's necessary to get rid of the idiots. Tip.It needs a culling. Aha, I love Facepunch. Tip.It really needs a smartness system. But Facepunch isn't perfect, although I do have to defend it even though I know I'm wrong.

Stop time and be able to throw cars at people

You can report spammers under rule 1

I screwed with the grades in my school and all I got was a three week suspension And I didn't even talk to a single cop

Ohohoho, all this crap about monsters in awkward poses is really getting old.

I support gay marriage as long as both chicks are hot

Because sex jokes are funny

And Jesus rode dinosaurs

SOISOISOISOISOISOI

My girlfriend told me to play this after I set an old car on fire

and I'm old enough to be the grandfather of some of the people on this board :-w what

It's a shame I can't screenshot anything as most of the people who had a problem with me were little kids with mics up their [wagon]. Maybe I should make a video next time I go there. :lol:

You should've seen everyone get pissed at me for camping Funny stuff

Am I cool now

His parents lacked an intact condom

It sounds like you need to grow up and get out more. What are you, 8? :roll:

Good thing I use firefox. \ ALSO: Since when did the smileys have santa hats

Your titan is having its period? EDIT: [hide=quotes] It would be expensive if the platebody didn't look like utter [bleep] I lol'd hard. And I certainly agree. Jagex made a post today (after looking at my watch... yesterday!) that hints that the plate will be redesigned, as they have said to keep the ideas coming how to improve it, so merchants are after it. [/hide] Do tell me where I can find it Good thing I already bought one, too. Hopefully they'll get rid of that brown turd stain.

Cry s'more. Get over it. In before the move.

Source: http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-od ... ch.Attack/ The incident from inside a refrigerator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfzUZNXRbE Nom nom nom.

Dragon bras

It would be expensive if the platebody didn't look like utter [bleep]

[hide=I'm special][/hide] Oh, wow. Oh and I can also say roflcopters now