Everything posted by Furah
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- Chicken
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Real life pictures - 3
Either: a) Everyone is lieing B) Her family breed like rabbits; or c) She somehow goes to many schools around the globe :?
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Things you're afraid of.
*Feels sick remembering a recent dentist incident* Lets just say I now know to never use anything with fluride (I vomitted from the stuff :-X )
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Today...
Today was awesome, proabably the best day I've had so far since I went to the beach the other weekend. Firstly at Tafe my teacher was being moody as I, yet again, couldn't do any work, so she made a point of using the guilt factor which didn't work on me. Towards the end of class, as I was packing up my stuff to leave, she asked my friend if he knew what soemthing was, he didn't, so she made him find out. I told him and she went off at me, all I did was save him 5 mins, and anyone else wouldn't have gotten in trouble. I tell her this, and she yells for me to leave, as I was standing up to leave anyway, so I told her I was leaving anyway. Later on when I was walking to Greenhils I had to cross a highway, so I just bolted accross dodging trucks for the adrenaline rush. Talked with my friend who works there pushing trolleys for about 1 hour, he even bought me a can of Mother, which made me even more energetic for crossing the highway on my way to my sister's school. When I got there I got crowded by people wanting to talk with me, one of them who I am positive likes me.... Still hyperactive from all the running and the can of Mother.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first. She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too. Trust me, thats not a beer belly ;). You may have muscle advantage, but I have the speed advantage. I lost. Trust me, they're only thinking of the best way to get away from you. Besides, those you know probably friend zone you. What the hell was the point of putting italics in? We'll see. Hardly, on Friday there was this girl acting like I was the best thing since sliced bread, in front of her boyfriend. She's off-limits as long as they're dating though, I'm not that slack...
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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice
Yeah, seeing a movie can be enjoyable, but its always struck me as something that is done with mates. Everytime I go to the movies with friends there always seem to be girls nearby who make it their goal to get us to go over to them, they never win, if they want me they can come and get me. :lol:
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Zombie Plans-Revised
You still have more than her, and muscle (although you lack that too) is just as good. Oh right, you use the classic "Does this smell like Chrloroform (over however you spell it) to you?" And trust me, I tend to know the people first. She has a beer belly, and I have more muscle then you (you are underweight afterall.)Actually I just make them think they're winning me, like they do in The Game. I alsotend to know the people first too.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
I sleep alone, Lenin. Sword, I'm no use for bait, I don't have much fat on me. :lol: They have no idea... I go for the non-drunks, I get a decent convo with them, plus I'm too skilled for the use of drugs! for you I'd reccomend cyanide, they'll want it after spending 5 mins with you.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
I told her she wouldn't get you while you were thinking of the zombies, didn't think she'd do it.Sporty is big down here, so I'll keep with the Aussies Dude, she can get me anytime she wants. Now gimme back my damned supplies. And I'll be getting her to steal yours for me. Maybe, but she's not overweight, or drunk. Plus you have no chance with those Aussies, until you get em drunk. So you'll take her? Not a chance, I need zombie bait for my escape. No I don't, most of them are drunk on the weekend anyways, the rest I can get easier.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
I told her she wouldn't get you while you were thinking of the zombies, didn't think she'd do it.Sporty is big down here, so I'll keep with the Aussies
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Today...
Release 2 rats/pigs/chickens into the school, one with a "1" painted on it, the other with a "3" painted on it. Now just sit back and watch as those two are captured and the never ending hunt for "2" begins. :twisted: everyone knows that one rofl. That's why you've got to get like 20 and skip a number somewhere. Do 1 to 7, leave out 3 and 5, cows, upstairs. :lol:
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Zombie Plans-Revised
[hide=] That's what she said. Wow, sorry she had to fake it for you man. Thats tough. That'll teach you for using it against me! DAMNIT! I thought I had tricked her into believing I could hypnotice her into making zombie noises!!! Oh no you don't! Sorry man, you were just that bad in bed, she tried to act like a zombie hoping you'd kill her. Oh yes I do! Dude, my standards are too high for her, besides, why would I want your seconds? I don't [bleep] everything that moves. Hows things with Sara going btw? Dude, your standards are as high as the bottom of the ocean. My seconds are too good for you. They're going fine, she's not your type anyway, so she's too good for you. [/hide]I detect some anger, me annoying you, or mum not letting you keep your zombie survival gear anymore? Wouldn't want her anyways, better girls down here.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
That's what she said. Wow, sorry she had to fake it for you man. Thats tough. That'll teach you for using it against me! DAMNIT! I thought I had tricked her into believing I could hypnotice her into making zombie noises!!! Oh no you don't! Sorry man, you were just that bad in bed, she tried to act like a zombie hoping you'd kill her. Oh yes I do! Dude, my standards are too high for her, besides, why would I want your seconds? I don't [bleep] everything that moves. Hows things with Sara going btw?
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School Start Times
This is my times for Tafe. MON: 9:30 - 3:30 WED: 9:30 - 11:15 (finishes at 12:00, but I leave early due to train times) THURS: 9:00 - 4:30 If I have to catch the bus (whenever my mum doesn't have to drive my sister's to school) I get there at 8:00 and just sleep outside my classroom till someone throws their bag at me when they arrive. If by train then it's usually 8:40-9:20.
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Zombie Plans-Revised
That's what she said. Wow, sorry she had to fake it for you man. Thats tough. That'll teach you for using it against me! DAMNIT! I thought I had tricked her into believing I could hypnotice her into making zombie noises!!! Oh no you don't!
- McDonalds Is Good For You!
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Zombie Plans-Revised
That's what she said.
- Chicken
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electronic cigarettes
There is a nicotine-free one. :lol: Now you can look cool puffing water. :thumbup:
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Do YOU Wear a Helmet While Riding a Bike/Skateboard/Other?
No I don't. I haven't even been riding in ages, all because I live on a major road with cars and trucks always going past, no footpath either. :( Although I might start taking my skateboard to Tafe, so I can skate from the station to Tafe and back when it finishes.
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[TF2] It's MANN Vs. Machine!
I'm usually an engy getting annoyed that spys keep sapping mah sentry! Either that or I'm a heavy killing those spies who don't have their volumes up and walk infront of me firing.
- you'r biggest FML?
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Run-ins with the law
I am very sneaky and have avoided cops for the most part, cop went off at my friend because I was caught climbing a wall and walking along it, aparently it isn't legal to do that. Luckily the cop just shouted then drove off.
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Things you're afraid of.
:ohnoes: I hate going outside at night, trees everywhere. You can't see to far, and it reminds me of every horror movie I've ever seen, so now I don't watch them. And don't forget about the rocks. Those damned Ninja Rocks. That was a one off....