The_Mather1

You mean the trick for earning cash? No, because gnome and werewolf clothing has always been in demand because of their collours, however there are some exceptions, with cream robe tops you can earn cash by buying in GE and selling at Grand Tree, they are 60gp at max price.

I think Håkun would fit a little better, (fake) female version of Håkon. Anyways, to anyone who might care, bying gnome boots at the Grand Tree and selling them in Grand Exchange yields 100% profit.

Håkon?

Trol = Spork, Pieis = Stork. I've got three words for you trol; hel (whole), kokk (chef/cook), skyt (shoot). Also if you make it say Håkon you'll understand how differently it is from Hakon.

Oh, right.... Ross and Retech.

Rocco, it's his game. Resistance, just go by the two we've chosen each.

I'm guessing you're judge, Resisstance? I pick Pieis and Trol.

Res, you just show up on the chat with your nickname as the name of your character, say what you do and then wait for Ross to respond. I advice you to use the /me function followed by the action in third-person without the name first (that's what /me does). However some people dislike that for some reason even though it is more aestetically pleasing. Examples as to why I think so. (I jump up and down.) <Hakon> I jump up and down. (Hakon jumps up and down.) <Hakon> Hakon jumps up and down. (/me I jump up and down.) * Hakon I jump up and down. (/me Hakon jumps up and down.) * Hakon Hakon jumps up and down. (/me jump up and down.) * Hakon jump up and down. (/me jumps up and down.) * Hakon jumps up and down. I guess you can see why most people use the last.

Dengeonal, you said my poem was square/plain/uninteresting to you, so I responded with a poem about a plain, uninteresting square.

OMG, try the poem on here with Graham as voice and the small fix Icu came up with. So you can copypaste: The empty square, a shell for naught. A frame that has no image brought. A shielding wall that's derelict. Is like a heart which none select.

Hey, I'm bored and you kind asked for it. Also I do notice that the two last lines seem not to fit with the flow, but at least the way I spoke it the flow worked out loud.

The first line was not a verse, which I tried to point out by making the poem in italics. And I didn't try to give it a rythm, I actually tried not to. And thanks, Resistance, though there's no need to praise me like I'm a legend-to-be. The empty square, a shell for naught. A frame with which no image's brought. A shielding wall that's derelict. Is like a heart which none select. Yeah, that's just me showing off/being bored.

I did not say I don't feel fear, only that I do not fear things: I fear not what is, but what once may be. I fear not a situation but fate itself. I fear to lose my sole longing in this world; I fear to be as I see me. Is it narcisistic of me to say that I amaze myself with my poetry? Also, read diagonally that is I fear to be is but longing me. Add the kind of question it is answering and you get What I fear to be is but longing me. Which I find a horryfyingly accurate summary of my own view on my life.

Fear would not be a factor, however anger would, if I get pissed enough to beat my computer for being slow then I most certainly can get pissed enough to beat a mugger.

A good beating by the victim and a week in prison.

Easy, I use the other arm.

Which brings up the question, why do people here seemingly not know the difference between a mugging and a burglary? And if I what I bring up is my wallet then the criminal will not expect it to be a weapon. But anyways if he stood right next to me I would knock the gun aside (worst case getting shot in the shoulder), punch him in the solar, block the weakened blow that would likely come in a circular motion diagonally down towards my head and punch his nose in. Also most of the contents of my wallet is 1kr coins, which is 4,5 grams, 120 of which would weigh about half a kilo.

Rocco, I can when I've got almost half a kilo of it. After all I said throw my wallet, not my money.

Earth, I've also got a chain attached to it.

Ross, if I was five meters away, how was Archi suspecting me to hand him the money? If he expected me to toss it then I would simply throw my wallet in his face, knocking him out (finally a use for small coins :razz: ). Earth, I'm not rushing up to the criminal, I'm walking slowly, something which could be evidenced by the blood splatter. So even if I die I will have [bleep]ed up the criminal's life, which is all I need. I fear not death, nor corporeal thing, my sole fear is a life in solitude.

me, chops of Archi's wrist: Give me an apology.

Earth, most criminals actually considder the fact that the penalty for murder is worse than that for burglary.

Earth, swords are mainly for cutting, rapiers and daggers are for stabbing. Also the criminal would fire once to show that he isn't afraid to do so, however unless desperate or insane he actually is, me continuing to move against him will instead casuse him to go into a shock-like mental state, where he will start dubting his actions, causing him to move slower.

I've been in shock, during which time I was not only aware but also annoyed by and trying to forget the fact that I was in shock, it started almost 15 seconds after I cut my chin and mauled my arm.

Earth, a shock only means you don't feel a thing and you start shivering, with enough self control you can at least ride a bike onehanded. I know, I've done it. Also that series of actions (after getting shot) lasts only 3 seconds, which is about half the time it takes the body to realize it is in great pain. Also swords are for slashing, not stabbing.