Harakiri

Don't get me wrong not all high levels who play CW are immature but I find that most who play are. I guess I will talk about some problems I have with CW. not as much fun Which is true. It used to be a fun community game. A lot of my friends I made came from playing CW and helping each other out. But now...It seems like people find it the best place to blow off steam with others. I always am nice when playing it and don't complain when people kill me because O.K I am dead. Yipee. But apparently, this affects others in different ways. Some people don't like when I kill them. Its a game that basically revolves around you stealing a flag while simultaneously killing enemies who are trying to get your flag. But sometimes people cannot accept the killing part. EXAMPLE: [hide]I was playing and fighting where my teams flag respawns with a level 79. (I am 66). I fight him and end up killing him. He had a whip and dds. He PMs me complaining that noobs are not supposed to kill high level people in the game. Well, I had nothing to say to this but "If it ticks you off so bad that you are getting killed by people, then don't play CW." To which he responds "I don't care about getting killed, its getting killed by a noob." Well I am sorry that I killed you. I am sorry that I have not played as long as you.[/hide] I think noob is sometimes misused. It is used to describe someone who acts like a child who is pathetic at this game. I don't think it should be used as a way to describe someone who has not played as long as you. I only use it in game if someone is acting so stupid that I would like to slap them. No flames about this I am just stating my opinion. Heres another thing that annoys the hell out of me: Respawn attackers This is what I have always called high levels who sit outside your teams respawn and attack you once you come out. They act like they are all that until they finally get killed. And then they usually complain. Another thing I find stupid is higher level people who feel the need to run off from some battle with another high level person in order to kill me. I think its stupid considering a. I am a low level and you are not gonna get much experience by hitting me with a god sword twice and killing me. b. I think its stupid for high levels to attack me in general. Especially when I am attacking someone my level and they feel the need to jump in. Another thing is when high levels hit you when you have like 5 hp and say pooned noob. No point in the comment. Anyway, underground, I have problems with those potions. Some guy on your team randomly kills someone on there on team with it. a. Stupid and then you complain about people PMing you with comments about you acting nooby. b. Its just a waste of time anyway. But then again, these are the people who get reported for: BUG ABUSE -.- Thats funny. Big abuse. I bet Jagex knows that there potions kill people. And I bet they knew that some idiots would use it to stop there own team in order to have some fun. Anyway, now that I think I summed up my castle wars problems (and I know I am speaking for a lot of lower levels) I think I will make a group who will support a level beginner CW game and a normal and expert game. I think it might be a little better and I dont know if anyone on these forums would support it but I think its worth a thinking about. If I wasted anyones time, sorry, just stating something I am thinking about. Plz don't turn this into some flame war and I have other things I will complain about to. And these don't all have to do with high levels. Anyway, I will start the campaign for 3 seperate (or more) CW games. Next I guess I will fume more problems on minigames and I will do a brief summary on how Jagex should stop macroing. Its probably not my problem Like I said, no flames because this is the rant forum. I can rant if I want and if you don't like it than sue me. [/i]

My rewriting of the original version from when i was a kid will be done tommorrow so expect more tomorrow. I have way to much going on and rewriting a long as hell story can take a while.

almost done with the revise...after that...NEW CHAPTER! Yay...yipee.

lemme just say one thing...i have read through my story and god is knows whats going on...he just wants Satan to have a little surprise soon. And also... Clones are cliche'd but...I did write most of this when I was a kid. The violence factor does not get real high for a while. There is a story progressing. I just finished revising my work and its a huge...long...story full of new bad guys. Including: Satan: Duh. Jack: You'll see how this kid who just wants to leave from hell becomes the ultimate evil. Bob: Things will go real bad between Zach and him eventually. Dark Zach: Yes people...he is a clone. But he is a lot different from a clone. AND MY FAVORITE: The ultimate weapon: A huge cyborg with shotguns attached to his arm who will (I will give this away) get in a swordfight with Zach where Zach uses two swords and he uses a small pistol... And a couple more maybe. I may add on. I may not. I wanted to do another book after this one about a relative Zach had no clue about. MAybe after while I can write that.

Thats what you think...

new chapter tommorrow

Yeah...i know...but Satan thinks he is powerful enough to bypass gods eye. You will see what happens to Jack next chapter. God knows whats going on and I guess to sum it up...thats why Zach's there. (Oh god...I gave out a plot point!)

Chapter 4: The imposter Zach cracked an egg into a frying pan. He watched the eggs crackle. His egg finally was done and Zach slipped it onto a plate. There was a knock at the door. Zach opened the front door to a couple police. They walked in and allowed themselves to sit on Zach's sofa. "You got a dumpy place kid. You would think your dad would give you some money." One of the police said. "Well, he seems to be using his money at the moment." Zach said. "You ever wonder how he gets the money?" "No...I know how." "How then kid?" "From inventing things that people would pay millions to get their hands on." "No. Thats not how he gets it." "Really?" "We have videos of a guy breaking into the New York bank. Stealing billions. Have any idea about that?" "First I have heard of anything like that. Anyway, how can you connect this to my father?" "Because, the suspect left his ID card." They showed the card to Zach. It was a counterfeit version of Zach's ID. Zach ran to his bedroom and grabbed his wallet from his coats pocket. He then showed the police his ID card. "Something fishies going on." One of the police officers said. "I don't even work at Archer Corp!" "We have no proof." "Just check the employee records!" "We will sir. Have a good breakfast." They left. Zach grabbed his now cold eggs and ate them. Zach wished he had a job. **** Satan pushed a bird bath full of blood over to his throne. He waved his hand over the blood and a face appeared before him. Noah or Jack in disguise. His son. Satan sat on his throne and his son exchanged small talk with him. "Now then Jack...are you ready to travel to Earth?" "Yes Dad. And I will make sure that a portal is made to hell so you can go and take over." "Good child. Now then, off with you!" Satan watched his son walk away. **** Jack/Noah (I will call him Jack for now) ran to the angels portals. Jack was appointed an angel by God after his death. Jack ran through one of the portals. He landed in a dark room. A really dark room. Jack could hardly see. He had escaped. His father could not get him. For he was at a place where his father could not without his help. And Jack would not help. He had escaped his fathers clutches. **** James drove to the little apartment where Zach lived. James knocked on the door and the door instantly swung open for him. Zach closed the door behind James. "Somehow, Dad framed me." "How?" "He made a fake ID with my name and picture and info on it and gave it to some thief who stole millions of dollars from New York Bank!" "Holy crap." "The funny thing is that the ID said I worked for Archer Corp." "Did you show them your real ID? Tell them you don't have a job?" "I did and they don't believe me!" "This is gonna lead us to some trouble." **** Bob was watching his new lab be built. He was watching it and making sure everything was made to what the plan said. And then the cop helicopters landed. It was chaos as the police ran through the unfinished building and got to Bob. "You are under arrest!" "For what?" He walked backwards into a wall made of concrete. "For robbery." "I did not rob anything!" "What about the New York Bank?" "What about it?" "One of your associates, employees I should say, seem to have stolen millions of dollars from the bank." "Who in their mind would steal from that bank?" "A mister Zach Archer." "WHAT? He framed me the little bastard." "Here is his ID he left there." Bob looked at the picture of his son. No...his son did not have that scar on his arm. Then Bob remembered. His experiment. Dark Zach. A clone of Zach. It must have got out of its cage. Damn employees can't even stop a bad clone of their bosses son. "Thats not my son." "Really?" "No, he's the guy behind you." "Wha..." That police man was decapitated by a sword. Dark Zach. The clone of Zach Bob made years and years ago. So that he had a son. The programing of the clone went awry and he became a menace to society and had to be kept in a cage and closely guarded. And now he had to be captured.

Before the next chapter...unoalexi will need some explaining... Jack is Satan's son, who acted as a good guy...Noah, and is Satans only access to heaven. Hell has no portals that lead to Earth. Only heaven. God does not know any of this.

Chapter 3 Easter Island The helicopter flew over the vast ocean. Every once in a while Bob Archer would see a dolphin jumping for air. The rotors were the only sound Bob could hear. The radio system implanted in the people on the copters helmets, seemed to stop working. Bob was thinking about Mary again. His wife. He remembered when a week later he was on trial and put in jail with bail. He had bail because there was no conclusive proof he killed her. All the stories pointed that way, but you could never know. So Bob had one of his employees bail him out with some money from Bob's safe, and he was back. Bob was making tons of money before his wifes death. Archer Corp. was the lab making the most discoveries. A cure to cancer was found by Bob. There were billions of dollars being shipped to him for this discovery. He made the first humanoid robots, who would listen to you and do chores and help out around the house. Another couple billion. More experiments. More money. Bob looked through the front window of the copter and saw an island coming up. Suddenly, the radios started to get a sound coming through. "...This is....do you have... correct authorization." Bob pushed a button on a small square clipped to his belt. "This is Bob Archer. I have come for a final inspection of the land." "...Authorized...land on landing pad 5....welcome." Bob smiled. He was now at the site of the new Lab. The one where all his experiments could be secret. The one where he will make the things he will need to control the golden eye. And plan how he will take over the Earth. The copter gently fell onto the cement landing zone. A ladder was pushed up to the copters door. Bob pulled off his copilot suit and threw his helmet aside. He looked at his tuxedo. Not to rumpled. He straightened his tie and threw the door open. People stared and there were tons of people from news stations and news papers around the globe. Bright lights from cameras blinded Bob for a moment. But then came the pushing and shoving as people shoved microphones into his face. He had to stop where he was because there was no way out of where he was. All the reporters finally were able to settle down and one by one, they asked questions. A lot were not there business. Bob hated people who asked him things that he wanted kept secret. "You can tell us what your going to do with the lab!" "No, its a secret." "Just a hint." Eventually the commotion died down and a native ran up to him. He had jeans and a white, dirty work shirt on. "So's Bobby...wheres you wanna us to starts?" "Start at the stone heads." "Zas O.K" Bob followed him to a large hill that had a beautiful view of the ocean. Bob looked at the stone heads, lined around the edge of the hill. Many were falling apart. Pieces were on the ground. And then he saw a small four foot high wall. The rock pieces fitted perfectly into it. The old natives of this island must have been pretty good at shaping rocks. "Zis is my favorites part o these island." "I can see why." "Zis head rights heres is the one that leaz undergrounds." "Lets see how we open it." The man took a lever, about a foot tall, out of his jeans pocket. It had been sticking out of the pocket the whole time and Bob was ashamed he did not notice it. He noticed about everything about a person. The man stuffed the lever into the stone heads mouth. It suddenly was moving forward, revealing a secret ladder, made of what looked like bamboo. "Bamboo?" asked Bob. "Somes people says that my people were always tradin' with the Asian." "Interesting. Better get down there, make sure its big enough to hold an army." **** Zach took out his key ring and unlocked the door. He entered into a living room. He threw his coat on the sofa and sat down. His remote to his television was still sitting on the coffee table in front of him, just where he left it three nights before. He turned on the T.V and flipped through the channels. He then saw something peculiar. His father was being interviewed by a man and Zach saw his father was not wearing the gloves he always wore to conceal the mark of Satan. His long sleeves concealed it but Zach was worried something fishy was going on. **** Bob walked across the room, until he found a small portal. "This is where the Chinese hid it. The only thing that is able to communicate with anything from the heavens." Bob said more to himself than to the man beside him. "Zat has some bad magic in it...I zouldn't mess withs it if I was yous." Bob rolled his sleeve back and looked at Satans mark. He held it before the metal, circular portal. Suddenly, Satan was staring at Bob. The man beside Bob stared wide eyed. His eyes seemed to be burning in the sockets. "Who dares disturb me?" Satan was terrible looking. He was huge, had horns and was red. What would you expect from an evil guy? "I am Bob Archer. A vessel for one of your...demons." "Yes. I can tell. What do you want." "I am just here to say that this island will be the place I conduct research." "On what?" "On how to get rid of the goldeneye demons." "You dare try to destroy my demon minions?" "Yes...and I will." "I will kill you before that!" "Ha. I have learned from a carving on a wall here that you can only be brought to Earth through this portal." "And I will be. My mortal minions will bring me back to Earth. I will be ten times as powerful and God will then be defeated." "I cannot let this happen though." "I thought you were evil." "Yes I am. But I have some good left in me and with what little good I have I help people. I will find a serum to the goldeneye." "Lets see you try." "What are you going to do?" "You are aware I have a son." "Jack? Yes, so?" "He can access Earth through heaven." "Why?" "He was Noah." "No way...you tricked Him..." "Yes...and he fell for it and still does not know. He could give a crap less about hell. He only cares about me if I make it to Earth. I am secure to say it here. He is not listening." Bob walked off. "Jack will come for you. Your death will be swift, and then he will help me come back to Earth!" "He will be with you in hell after I kill him." "We will see."

Does any1 know what happened to our well respected member of the Library community Archimage. He would have been criticizing me by now on how good or how terrible my stories were...WHERE ARE YOU ARCHI? Am I going to have to make a Snake and Noob storyline called the search for Archimage?

Augh...i believe you are talking about this one: "I know why you tried to kill him...and I don't regret my death. I saved my son... Thats what counts. I...loved you...until...now..." EDIT: Where is Blue Jay? We seem to be missing some people this week from the quaint town we call the Varrock Library. Everyones gone missing! Except for a few people... Most of the ones who thought S+N sucked.

LOL...and at first you could care less and called it something like...ghost rider...

Yeah i know...And you must be a serious person to not like Snake and Noob. NO ADULT SWIM FOR YOU!

Let me say this fact...the original Snake and Noob had the most views and posts out of any other story on this forum. AMAZING...especially considering that was my premiere story ANOTHER FINE FACT FROM RATCHET573 He's really just rubbing it in all you peoples faces.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY: "I loved you until now" What...are you a christian? I mean I know it is kinda pushing it due to my religious references but...

Lets see some of the funniest threads you can find. They could have been locked and all are accepted. Post away!

Chapter 2 Family matters The doctors surrounded the bed. Bob walked in and ran to the bed, shoving doctors out of the way. There lay Mary Archer. A baby nestled now in a doctors hand. Naked and bloody, the baby began to cry. "What will you name him Mrs. Archer?" Asked the doctor holding the child. "Zach Dylan Archer." "Would you like to hold him Mr. Archer." Bob took him in his hand. He was covered in blankets. Bob unwrapped the one over his face and saw to his horror, the golden eye. "Isn't he adorable?" Asked Bobs wife. "Yeah..." Bob knew what Zach had to do in order to not destroy humanity. He knew that all people with golden eyes were Satan's minions, brought to Earth to show God that Satan was powerful. Of course, the first golden eye was a chinese philosopher who figured out the meaning of it through contact with Satan's brother, the most powerful Angel, Mosses. So for years, people have had to kill their own Fathers in order to let the demon in the golden eye have a soul to chew on till the vessel the demon was in died. There was one thing that could ultimately cause all golden eyes to go berserk though. If Satan found a way to get onto Earth. Then, the Demons inside the human vessels would be even more powerful and Humanity could say goodbye. All this to impress God. Bob sat in the waiting room. He thought about his history lessons about his eye. It was not only the eyes that told everyone he was a demon vessel. He also had Satans mark on his arm. He always wore a glove so as not to show anyone the mark. He was not a Christian. If he entered a church, a holy ground, the demon would be destroyed along with the human vessel. A doctor walked in and motioned for Bob to follow. Bob followed her to the nursery, where only one crib was filled, the one with Zach in it. The doctor left. Bob pulled open a window and looked down. Not to far to the alley below. Bob pulled out his Colt classic. He had to kill it. He had to run. Get surgery to look different, rename himself. That never did happen though. He aimed it. The baby was sleeping. Bob put his silencer onto the barrel and suddenly... "BOB." Bob shot on reaction and missed. The bullet entered his wifes stomach. Blood soaked her hospital gown. She fell out of her wheelchair. "No...no...no!" "Goodbye...and make sure to tell my son, I love him." "Please don't die..." Tears began to well up in his eyes. "I know why you tried to kill him...and I don't regret my death. I saved my son... Thats what counts. I...loved you...until...now..." Her breathing stopped. Bobs tears mixed with the blood of his wife, pooled all over the tile floor. Bob ran. He jumped out the window and ran. The doctors found Bob's wife and Zach. Her wedding ring was off her finger. The baby began to cry. **** Orphan care was a terrible fate. He was made to do chores at age 4. He was made to wash dishes, take out trash, and scrub the toilets. At age 6 an old man with one golden eye and a blue eye adopted Zach. Zach was brought to a school where he was taught fighting styles. He went to normal school as well. He continued this routine until he was 16. He then dropped out of High School and went in pursuit of his father. He had seen the newspaper clippings, heard the stories. His father had killed his mother. Nobody knew why. And Zach wanted revenge... **** Zach woke up. He was in a small room. He was lying on a comfy bed, with bandages all across his stomach. The doctor gasped as he saw Zach get up. "Lay down, lay down." "How long have I been here?" "Two days." "Jeez..." "Your lucky you are alive. Your dad drove you here, basically dropped you on the front step and left. He gave to these flowers though." Zach looked at a bedside table beside him and saw some roses. A note was strung to one of them. Zach pulled it off and read the neatly written note: Better luck next time kid. Zach balled it up in his fist. Then he looked at one of the roses. A glint caught his eye. He grabbed it and saw it was a ring. Another neatly written note was strung on it reading: This was you mothers wedding ring. Take care of it. Zach checked the ring for any traps but found none. He put it on. "You better lie in bed. You don't want the stitches to come out." "Stitches?" "It took about 150 stitches to close the 5 wounds you had." "Jesus." "Your telling me." "So...anything to do?" "Well, we can call a Mr. James Barber. He said he would come over when you were awake." "Oh yeah, I have not talked to him in at least a week." James was Zach's best friend. He was not a golden eye, but he was an expert swordsman. They met in Zach's fifth year at the Fighting School. "We will get James on the phone right now. You just stay there. Here, watch the news, catch up on whats been going on in the world." The doctor flipped on the television in front of Zach's bed. "...In other news, Archer corp. is now opening a lab on Easter Island. It is said to cost over three billion dollars just to buy one acre of land there! Archer is spending over fifty billion dollars to build this new lab. Where does he make all this money is a good question." "He sure doesn't pull it out of his [wagon]." Came a familiar voice. "James!" "He was in the waiting room. Come to check on you." The doctor said. "Well take a seat, we have a lot to get caught up on..." Zach said. "I'll leave you two be." The doctor left. "So, whats the status on operation KILL?" Asked Zach.

A look back at Snake and Noobs finest: THE INNKEEPER Snake and Noob walked into a bar. It was a normal bar with five tables in the middle, two booths in the southern corners, a bar with stools, and an innkeeper. Snake and Noob sat at the bar and Snake set down some gold. "Two of your finest ales." The innkeeper took two glasses and filled them with the ale setting one in front of Snake and the other in front of Noob. "Like hell i'm giving you that." Snake took the glass of ale away from Noob and told the innkeeper to get his friend a juice box. Noob complained but Snake said that he was to low level and would get drunk to easily. The innkeeper set down juice box and looked at Snake. "Two hundred coins please." Noob butted in "Snakes rich but not rich enough to afford that!" "Well then get the hell out of my bar!" People behind Noob and Snakes back stood up and stared. "No." Said Noob. "Here I'll pay." Snake went for his money pouch attached to his belt but was suddenly stopped by an adamant long sword cutting away the pouch. Two guys in addy armor were looking at Snake and Noob. "You guys think your tough aye?" Snake took his beer glass and said "I will kill you with this." "As long as you pay for it!" The innkeeper butted in. "Fine, I'll pay for it." Snake went for his money pouch that was lying on the floor. A sword was plunged down at him. Snake dodged and came up, striking the guy in the neck with the beer glass. A huge chunk of glass broke on impact and lay implanted in the guys neck. Snake chipped a piece of glass from the beer glass and dodged the other guys Addy scimitar. Snake jumped onto the guys head and stuck the piece of glass into his eye. Suddenly, the guys explode prayer came on. "Oh crap." Snake,Noob,innkeeper, and the building blew up. In lumbridge the innkeeper said to Snake "Cough up two million!" Now for another chapter: CHAPTER 2: BLUE JAY Snake and Noob had escaped the jail and were now escaped convicts. They ran. And ran. And noob died. And they ran some more. Suddenly, a giant Blue Jay flew through the air and almost grabbed Noob. Snake pulled out a sword he bought and once the bird swooped again, Snake bounded on to the beasts back where a rider sat. "Who are you?" "I don't want you dead, I just want to capture that Noob!" "Why?" "Because I am a Noob Police man." "Oh, crap. I forgot about you losers." "Screw you! We are the best cops ev...er?" Down below, the normal cops were handcuffing noob and threw him into a police car. "You stupid police." Snake said. "How do they have cars? Those have not been invented yet!" I WROTE THIS STORY, THAT IS WHY! "Who are you?" Asked the noob police man. "You heard him to? Thank Dad...I always thought that voice was in my head." "Thank Dad?" "Well I can't say thank god. I have to say thank Dad." "Why?" "HAVE YOU READ THE ORIGINALS?" "I am sorry, they wiped my brain to create this redone version of Snake and Noob." "How can you try and kill a character in the name of the show?" "Who that Noob?" "YES!" "I was told by Archimage to kill him so that Archimages name would be in the title." "That bastard! How'd he know we're redoing the series?" "Intel." "From who?" "A secret source." "WHAT IS THE SOURCE?" "My giant blue jay." "But I thought we erased everyones...except for me of course..." "Blue Jay is way to smart for psychics to work on him." "And he told Archimage..." "Yup." "Blue Jay old buddy...you are great and gullible!" "How do you know my name? Are you a stalker?" "No... I thought you knew what you were talking about!" "Nope, it all came to me in a vision." "So, uh, since you hate the real police, you wanna save Noob and then defeat the evil ARCHIMAGE!" "I thought he was a good guy." "Well then confront him...stop making it so hard for me!" TBC.

If you wanna continue the show...you can Blue Jay.

I am sorry...that sounded like sarcasm... :-k

Its just a distinguishing mark that I will go into detail more about eventually. Its funny how some people think this is good and some think this story is bad. I like it though and people have just read the first chapter! I will explain the character more in the next chapter.

Guns and Swords Part 1 James Chapter 1 Zach Archer lay on the hard concrete outside of the factory named: ARCHER CORP. Zach was half asleep. Beside him lay his scabbard, with his swords hilt protruding from the end. The only thing that kept him awake was the constant horns, blaring from the cars at the busy intersection of Third and Fourth streets. Zach was seventeen. A high school dropout. In everyones eyes, a failure. Zach did not think he was a failure. Zach had the goldeneye. The eye of the sword master. Only fifty people on the earth could be a sword master. The catch of being a swordmaster was that you had to kill your own father before your coming of age (21), in order to have something for the demon inside the goldeneye to not take you over, and ultimately use your body as a vessel to destroy the world. Zach's father had a goldeneye. That was the problem. He was more powerful than Zach. But Zach had to kill him. Or it would be the end of humanity. But that was the thing. Zach's dad, Bob, was a scientist. Zach's dad would contain the evil demon Zach until it was time for Bob to kill him. He would probably use evil demon Zach as a weapon to kill all his enemies. You see, his father wanted to take over the world. Zach had no idea what plan he was hatching at the moment but Zach had to kill him. Or die trying to kill him. Zach checked his watch. 1:07. Late enough. He grabbed his sword from beside himself and stood to his full height of six foot five. He then ran to an emergency exit and began to use a lockpick to open the door. A small CLICK, and Zach was in. Zach unhooked the hooks that kept the holster of his Uzi closed. He gripped the Uzi's stock. He gently closed the door behind him and ran down the empty service corridor. The lights were on very dim, but just light enough that someone could figure out where they were going. The corridor opened up to a room full of crates. Zach took a small swiss army knife and shoved it into a gap in the top. When he pulled the knife out, the whole top of the box came with it. Zach pulled his knife out of the piece of wood and looked into the boxes contents. Machinery. There was ton of metal in this box. Zach replaced the top of the box and continued to a part of the room full of plastic tanks with liquids in them. Zach jumped onto a hundred gallon vat. It had a twist top on top. Zach turned it and pushed the twist top aside. Inside, there was a bubbling liquid. Acid. Zach could tell. Two voices. Zach jumped down and put his back to the vat. "...I don't know Archer wants with all this stuff." " He's crazy is why!" "No he's not, he's a bloody genius!" Zach caught his english accent. "You think everyone is a genius!" "No I don't! He is just smart as hell" Their footsteps stopped. "The twist top is off the vat!" Zach pulled his Uzi out of its holster. One of the guys were taking out his walkie-talkie when Zach jumped out of his hiding place and shot them. Zach ran for it. He entered another corridor, this one with a lab at the end. Zach ran in and jumped all the desks in the lab. A man with an AK-47 noticed Zach and tried to shoot him. The glass tubes full of liquid exploded and fell to the floor. Some of the shrapnel cut into Zach's flesh. His droplets of blood left a trail. A large glass window was in Zach's way of a hangar with airplanes and two tanks in it. Zach jumped through the window and fell to the ground about twelve feet below. Zach found himself surrounded by guards, AK's trained on Zach's head. Zach dropped his Uzi and kicked it away. One of the guards stooped to pick it up and thats when Zach struck. Zach jumped onto the guys head and jumped on top of a fighter jet. Zach ran along the back of it and hopped onto another jet. Zach jumped off the jet and ran for the door at the end of the hangar but stopped. On a catwalk above stood Zach's father. Bob told the advancing guards to stop. "My son." He said deeply. "Dad" Zach said this with a hint of happiness in his voice. "Why are you so happy?" Bob asked. "I get to fight with you and get revenge." "You will not get revenge here. Just death." Bob jumped onto the rail on the side of the catwalk. He then let himself fall to the floor of the hangar. He stood valiantly. He looked mostly like his son. Golden eyes, brown hair, a lean figure. They both wore leather jackets, jeans, and combat boots. Zach and Bob both had there hands on their swords hilts. They both drew at the same time. Swords clashed. Sparks flew. Bob pushed real hard and knocked Zach off balance. Bob swung as Zach tried to keep himself from falling to the ground. Zach got his balance and continued to parry his fathers blows. Eventually, his father started using more power. His blows were stronger. Zach was not able to parry one of his blows and Zach was suddenly bleeding. Zach clutched his stomach, where warm blood oozed and fell in a puddle to the ground. "Shouldn't have tried kid." Those were the last words Zach could make out before he fell to the ground. End of chapter 1

Chapter 1: In the beginning The room was huge, with a shiny tile floor that you could see your reflection in, and with lots of paintings. Snake continued his walk until he stopped at a huge round table. The gods sat before him. "My lords." Snake got on his knees and bowed. "Snake, we have devised a way to make you a god." "Whats that?" "Stay with this guy for 5000 years." A door opened and smoke poured through. A shadow of a man could be seen. Suddenly, there were some coughs and he appeared, limping on the floor. "What was in that stuff?" The noob asked. "Snake, this is the man you have to stay with for the next 5000 years!" "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Snake awoke from the dream. Noob was sleeping on the other side of the small prison cell. The dream was not real. He and Noob just met. And that was what Snake thought his father, Zamorak, was using to torture him on Earth. NOOB! A jail guard patrolled the little corridor between the cells, shining a lantern at each, making sure the occupant was not trying to do something to escape. The light shone on Snakes face. "Ol' Snake boy." The guard said. "Shut the hell up and do your job." "You would say that to your old buddy?" "Just because I have been thrown in this joint a ton of times does not mean we are friends." "Thats what you think. Now what are you in for?" "Murder." "Who'd you kill this time?" "None of your business." "Well, I can always look up your record." "Go ahead." "And whats that kid in here for?" "Attempted murder." "Attempted?" "Yup." "Man, you are pathetic Snake. Fifth time this year." "And I escaped every time before this didn't I?" "So what?" "So what makes you think your gonna keep me in here any longer?" "Because you are being guarded like hell. One small move and your dead." "Do you know how well guarded hell really is?" "What do you mean?" "You will soon find out how heavily guarded hell is after I finish with you." "Dammit! Screw the chief of police, lets kill this guy!" Snake kicked Noob. Noob awoke. "Ow! That hurt you know!" "Too bad! Get up we have a fight on our..." Snake was cut off by an arrow flying through the cells bars and protruding from the wall. "What'd you do this time Snake?" "Shut up Noob" Another arrow shot past Snakes face. "How we gonna escape this one?" "Watch and learn." Snake grabbed one of the bent arrows and hurled it at the police archer. The arrow penetrated his stomach and the policeman fell, clutching his bleeding stomach. "That was kinda gory..." Noob said. "I know." "Do you care if you kill?" "No. I must get it from my father." Snake watched as the policemen grouped around the archers dead body. "You killed him." "Gee, nice observation Mr. Holmes." "Mr. Holmes? What?" "When you are a gods son, you basically see all of history as I did." "So what happens to me?" Asked Noob. "You die in an accident." "Was it a valiant death?" "Which time? When the chicken killed you, you drowned to death, you ran into a wall..." "Oh, uh, I have no reply to that." The cell door opened and the police ran in trying to wail on Snake. Noob just got a bump on his head and Snake and Noob were able to escape. TO BE CONTINUED IN FUTURE CHAPTERS Hope this is all right for you for now. I will work more on a large storyline but for now I guess we will have to make due.

Snake and Noob will be continued. =D> :thumbsup: On A NEW THREAD Look for "Snake and Noob remix" and you will find what your looking for. Also...Guns and Swords will now be one of my pride writings on this forum. So Look ar Snake and Noob Remix for a redone version of Snake and NOob