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I just stab you with a stick and take the gp, leaving a radioactive caterpiller to make a coccoon in your organs. (Oh yeah, you don't bleed to death, some guy in a white coat comes and fixes you up but, the coccoon is still in your organs. I go to sleep in a cyrogenics chamber and insert the gp in a vending machine.

The tutorial is actually toned down from when I started and fell in love instantly. The huge learning curve often keeps a lot of the typical online morons, that is why EVE doesn't have as many absolutely stupid people as RS, the game is too hard for them and often whine about it until the trial ends. It's just what the tutorial does, and it does it well. Actually the tutorial does things pretty clearly... did you follow all the steps? Meet the right people? Use the autopilot when it told you? Anyway... right-click is king in the game.

You get a cup of pudding, a 48oz cup mwhaha. I wish for my dog to pass his kidney stone...

I was raised as a computer gamer since I figured out how to work the mouse and keyboard. (3 years old) I started with those old PuttPutt games and SpyFox. Then I moved up to SimGames and battle games when my sister started playing them and I would sit and watch her, then start playing them later. Majesty was one of them. I also played SimCity3000, still do, and multiple flash games online. That was when the trend broke for me when I got an N64 at the age of 6. My favorites were Super Smash Bros. and Star Fox64. (No that is not where my name comes from. I actually got it after someone asked about that and decided to try the game.) I didn't go back to computer games for awhile as I got the Gamecube and now the Wii. I also got the DS and GBA. I'm a Nintendo owner I guess. (Mainly because me and my friends worked out that we will just let each other come over and play each other's consoles and games so we don't pay as much individually.) But, halfway around Gamecube I went back to computer games and fell into the web of Morrowind and Oblivion . Then the AgeOf series when I was 10 and then got the third one later. Now, I own only one fps and I love it. Battlefield 2142 makes up about half of my weekly gaming. I also play a few MMORPG's like EVE until I ran out of money and now Urban Dead. (Yay fireaxing zombies) So in short, I am a computer and Nintendo gamer. Although the only games I have for the Wii are Twilight Princess and Wii Sports, gonna get the new Fire Emblem though.

I'm sorry to say that I'm not playing as I am trying to build up a reserve of about $45 to go at least three months. I almost always put my money in the bank so this is a little hard for me. (I have some $6,000 in the bank and another $3,000 in a CD (Cumulitive Instrest... dunno where the D comes in.) I'm trying to put some of my money from my normal bank into the CD in the next couple months when I have to renew it and I can also add to cash balance in there. But, that aside, I have read the forums, seen screen shots, watched trailers and youtube vids, read CCP's articles about what's in the game, and am sad too, missing it all, especially my corp. I liked doing stuff as part of a team and always trying to get ourselves forward in the game. Sorry about the POS bugs though, I can't do anything and those always happen after a new launch... CCP will fix it, eventually. Also, you still go to Jita? Man, that place was lag fest when I was there last. Some 600 people in the same place. That could be a giant war right there with that many people. Sorry if it's annoying though, just never use autopilot, do it manually so you can warp to 0. Saves like 20 minutes on really long trips.

I am sad that I have a terminal death by gunshot and start partying and drinking until two days later I"m dead... then I wake up in some foreign place with considerably less gravity... YES! I exclaim, I have been cloned and had my brain waves sent to the new clone in a far away galaxy. (For those who couldn't tell, parody of EVE.) I set out to find the GP and kill TheBlazikenMaser... I pilot a Brutix through war and asteroid belts searching, then I realize all I have to do is go to Earth. So I fire up the warp drive and get there in about 1 milisecond. I then shoot TheBlazikenMaster multiple times with a 750mm rail gun with iridium rounds (Super Uranium of EVE) and then fires an anti-matter round that destroys all evidence TheBlazikenMaster once lived as there is nothing left but Neutrinos. I laugh maniacly and kill Numer0_un0 with drones from my cargo home that both shoot him with lasers and use giant drills to destroy is organs. Then I take the gp and head into orbit to rain down destruction upon the Earth.

Wanna test your zombie survival skills? http://www.urbandead.com/ It is an mmorpg I found, 2d and turn based but a lot of fun, started yesterday, I'm a fireman. (Yay for the fireaxe... of doom)

I come out after being stuffed up there by a penguin and procede to stab it multiple times.

I just walk up and stab you and take it. (Into a sub-pocket demension that I control!)

Can't get enough Trinity? Yeah, either can I... here are some screenies they posted on the site. :D http://www.eve-online.com/screenshots/c ... 122007&n=8 oh happiness. Oh yeah, you need to read this... it is copyrighted by CCP and you won't find this on the site if you tried... believe me. It has one of the biggest stories of all EVE. (Only read in like 5 minute increments or you start and won't stop till the end unless you have a half hour to waste.) Found this from a gm. (Equivelent to mod on rs only more awesome and can acess another race, the Jovians and have free reign of Jovian Space... aka CCP's test grounds.) http://www.eve-online.com/races/theodic ... cy_All.pdf EDIT: you can actually go to many of the places they talk about in the story... the one planet with the creepy crypt, real, big dark gray planet... after reading the story I understood why it was so out of place in the system.

I played it for the first time in my life at a friend's house... lamest 25 minutes of my life... well depends on the time I built that snow fort out of non-packing snow when I was 6... but, otherwise it was nothing like a real guitar. I play the drums and I have a friend who plays guitar and we often play together. Otherwise this is my feelings for guitar hero: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=232

You get pie! But, too bad it's posionous and kills the hopes and dreams of small children.

Happy EVE Trinity DAY!!!

HAHAHAHA... the Earth blew up. I'm sitting in a Brutix around Pluto and watch. *Presses, 'can't wait for EVE Trinity button'*

It's been a week and a half so I'll answer my own... You get... EVE TRINITY!!! Then you see the tag that says you have to wait till tommorow like everyone else. :x

I bump into them while dreaming of Trinity... put them together and then resmelt them down to use in the making of systems to put in some noob's frigate.

Banned for scarring children with your insensitivity to laughing... the police on the other hand are allowed.

ask the people from NASA that :lol: . so, I use a mars rover specially made for the moon to find it using a sattelite on the moon that can recognize small Items, I tell the rover to wait for me, then I get on the moon, becoming the ,I think it is 3rd person on the moon, and take the cheese, get back in the spaceship and get into a nuclear submarine with plants that are growing inside+meat and other food that grows and get into the Marianas Trench and sit there for an eternity! \ 3rd person on the moon... right... get your facts straight, there was more to the Apollo missions than Neil Armstrong. There were Apollos throughout late 1969- and early 1970. On topic... I stab the cheese in Poland as a hired hitman from teh_langzor. I give his newly restored body... (See EVE-online cloning for details) the cheese and go play the new Trinity expansion on EVE... A FULL DAY EARLY!! (I wish )

pro: conversation piece con: if you get angry in traffic, your up a stream without a paddle. Fire hydrants

Brutix (I'm too hyped up on EVE to think of anything else at the moment.) CCP

HOW COULD YOU???? I love Canada... granted, the U.S. is nuked by the newly americanized U.K. (oh, and Canada wins the war by using a hidden super laser hidden in the CN tower...) I wish for Canada's economy to be the best in the world and totally self-sufficent with wind, hydro, and solar power. (And no one will go to war with Canada or their allies.)

I win with... this trailer of ultimate power!!!! Hails the horn to Trinity... ITS COMING!!! BE READY, IT'S TOMMOROW!! THE 5TH OF DECEMBER 2007!!! (Yes I am excited) http://myeve.eve-online.com/download/videos/ (first one on the list, top) oh yeah, the giant NYX will destroy your cop with an army of drones and giant rail guns. (750mm rounds made out of anti-matter, oh and don't forget the support group with their own drones and variety of battleship through frigate sized laser and railguns.)

pro: hunt down criminals con: red tape has never built anything if you catch my drift...

Granted but, they now drive NASCAR in the buckingham palace and like to drive into other countries looking for bombs with big guns. I wish for the war in Iraq to end peacefully.

I found these a bit funny, they are video game comics. Beware, some of them are a bit crude and for semi-mature audiences... beer, stupidity, blood, cartoony violence with blood. (Cartoony blood) I strongly recommend that a few younger people stay away from this, 1. you probably don't know about a lot of these games and 2. I don't want to say the above again. ok here's the first comic: http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=0 The second one is better trust me.