FalconBomba

Granted: see above post! I wish for silver_wits to no longer be hungrey as the kitty bears an apple pie of peace.

I don't know what's going on there as who the {Naughty word} is Cravey? Anyways, you die a horrible and painful death at the hands of a snowglobe snowman enhanced with steroids... magical steroids. I then pick up the cheese and force you to eat it as the next person to get it has to rip open your stomach to get it and that is both painful and disgusting.

I erase the N and replace it with per so it become peril. You are now in peril, obviously, as I shoot you full of lead and stuffed animals. I pick up the gp and glue it to a floor in the mall as people try to pick it up.

Banned because your avvy is lamer than mine... and mine doesn't exist.

granted, now you understand stupididioties and all of the idiots that make up words but, now write like that too. I wish for spatial flaws as the unreality will happen with a bomb.

*Still sitting on the mountain overlooking the nuclear wasteland that has been where all the action over the cheese has been all day* I load my rifle and shoot you in the head and put the cheese in a moose that is in my anti-zombie lair.

No Problem

It has 1 player, not as fun as multi though... You can't get the titan maps on 1 player :/ Though if you ever get it and go online, I can show you some great servers and fun tricks like taking down a walker with an apc (Not Jhiadding).

An overly protective step-mother who is partially blind and mentally insane and talks to coconuts and doesn't let you do anything and eventually you die of hunger and thirst. World's Worst Mountie! on a moose

Granted but in a randomly in a way not connected to this at all, you get hit by a van with a mattress tied to the front every time you sit down. I wish for the person under me to say I didn't have a wish

pros: You can't remember your resolutions after 5 days. cons: people who do remember are angry A really soft pillow

Cookies! Marine Iguanas :D (I like Iguanas)

I dunno :( "Cloaking Off..." "Oh {Fridge}!!!" I bet none of you will get this one... it is two things, one the cloaking and the other exclaming.

Banned because my dog is barking at the screen so he must not like you.

I summon Guthix because I threaten to take out his part in the programming and he beats you up and makes you into a pie. He gives me the gp of DOOM and a pg fo MOOD, which is the gp of DOOM's counter part that causes good things to happen and cancel each other out. I then destroy Guthix anyway because he is annoying me.

You get lost and go to north park instead where Falcons randomly fly down and gouge at your eyeballs until there is nothing left and a hippo comes up and takes the cheese to a secret underground nuclear silo. The cheese's powers of lust cause the nuke to be attracted to it and causes it to fly out of the silo, go up and crash down, turning the area around the cheese into a nuclear wasteland and whoever touches the cheese next dies of radiation posioning. I watch this all unfold on the news and go with a rifle to see who picks up the cheese next.

You get a magically replicating rock that eventually gets too numerous and crushes the earth. I wish for my font to be smaller and more red

pros: YUMMY! (especially with milk) cons: Fat and if you have too many, you die of clogged arteries. This smiley:

I call forth an army of zombie kittens that roll undead string around until they find you and eat your toes. I take the gp of doom and slide it into the back of the source code for runescape and anonnoymously upgrade the security engine and macro prevention programs. (I mean it is a GP of Doom! Something good has to come out of it eventually, like crummy movies with plots.)

Well, I was gonna tie that into Exploration after I read your idea Bubbly awhile ago (I supported). I haven't gotten around to finishing everything yet, and I don't spend a lot of time on the forums anymore. When I do though it'll be included.

Ok time to BUMP... How I hate to bump. Dark_Leader, I entrusted this to you so comeon and bump once and awhile... Also you, yes the one staring at the post, start replying NOW.

I punt you into a furnace with the coal and make a mithril bar that has the gp of Doom in it. I then make it into a GP OF DOOM PLATE ARMOR! with extra doom. I then go to the wildy and find out where the gp originally came from and put it back in the form of the armor.

I thought of the perfect plan, feed them vegitarians, they'll die of malnutrition! :D (I have nothing against vegitarians, I have vegitarian friends, I just find it a little funny)

I saw I am Legend, those vampire zombies kick {insert foul language here}. I think they were the worst kind, intelligent zombies! (You could tell as they trained zombie dogs and you could see they were learning from how the guy was hunting them and did similar traps.) They also smell blood, so no where was safe, they'd find you, fast, and strong. They also took out structural parts of buildings to crush their prey. I don't know how you would fight 995,000,000 of these things, especially when the non-zombified population of the world counts up to around 500 people.

See "The Maps are alive!!!" thread