FalconBomba

Granted... but as I get in position to unleash a STABBING of a lifetime a macro hits you with a magical axe of *Take all you wc stats* so he can make money faster. Because I hate macros more than Wizjany I STAB him so much he can't even be reborn at lumby. I wish for more yougurt... I'm hungry.

My favorite historical event is a whole bunch, easy to write an essay in other words, rolled together. It is called the Seven Years War between Korea and Japan in the late 1500's. You not only cover Korea's political revolution and when it became the most technologically advanced ship builders in the world (Still are today) but also a war hero named Admiral Yi Sun-sin who is considered the greatest admiral in history and built the world's first iron clad. I wrote a 23 page essay over this and added a brief historical overview of the Japanese politics of the time where Hideyoshi had just unified Japan under one ruler and had decided to keep the dayamio in line with a war in China but, Korea wouldn't allow them to pass through Korea into China so they launched what would become the Seven Years War. It is sadly little known outside of Korea as Admiral Yi Sun-sin was an amazing tactician who laid the ground rules for sea battles and didn't lose a single ship the whole war including one battle of 13 ships against 330 Japanese vessels and won. He was the Sun Tzu of water based combat! :D So yeah, my favorite event in history. If you want something more European, try El Cid around the 1300's, amazing tale of a man who was a king's Champion but his king was assasinated by his brother who wanted the power of Castile for himself. He served his new king faithfully but, was much more popular among the people for his ways than the king so he was made an outcast until he gathered a band of supporters over a period of time and they made their own town. They were later found by a Muslim king who brought them in and he had a new king once again to serve through war and peace. It eventually came to the point though where he had to go against his former king but went back to his "True king", the one who outcasted him just before and helped his army fight them off. Afterwards he was outcasted by both kings and he wandered again with his band of followers and saved Vallencia from invasion and became its king. Another idea for you.

GOT MILK? I poke Wizjany with a milk glass... he has been STABBED by milk. world's worst smiley.

pros: amuses children cons: old people try to amuse you with it when you are like 13 and it is annoying as you have to play along. Or at least wait for alzheimers to kick in. Old people

Anywhere with my ipod loud enough I can't hear anything or I can fake it and not give a {dog} about what they are trying to say to me. Oh yeah also this forum is pretty good for one reason... hey Wizjany... I STAB you... again.

pros: possibly create obsidian which I can make many sharp implements to STAB you with. cons: Ouch, the volcano burned down someone's house and killed 397 people. Marshmellows :D

*Pokes Wizjany with a knife, causing STAB wounds* yeah I just don't like Wizjany, got a problem with that?

A guy logs into Runescape and sees Wizjany, STABS him, and gives me money. Yeah, it makes more sense if you read my post before this in corrupt a wish.

GRANTED... BUT EVERYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN PUNCTUATION MARKS IS IN CAPS. OH AND I JUST FELT THE NEED FOR A REACCURING THEAM AS I HATE YOU FROM THE SMALL FONT EPEDEMIC AND DECIDED YOU SHALL DIE EVERY TIME FROM A GRUESOME DEATH. SPEAKING OF WHICH... I stab YOU! I WISH I DIDN"T HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPS ANYMORE.

Wait... I gave money to a pile of mush in a policeman uniform? Ah well, I kill you with a spork this time. I hide it in a place only I know as it is imagination land of Falcon's brain... only way to access is to be me or have several zombies poke Wizjany's head with their teeth and as I laugh it should come out.

Do you even have to wonder what I'll do Wizjany? Since he doesn't need to know, he dies in that way most common and I have the cheese and give it to silver_wits as I have seen much posting, because usually it's like every other post.

I take the gp out of the mush going into the sewer and my bail is set nicely at 1gp so I get out.

I had an anti-posion and did not die, just passed out and you thought I died. I wake up and give you a wish that is my wish... a wish full of STABBING! You die a gruesome death by multiple STAB wounds from a spoon. What are you looking for? Wizjany already got my wish. Corrupt his wish if you want to corrupt mine...

AHHHH IT LIVES! I hate zombies so I fill you with wooden stakes and lead. I also beat you into mush and continue running from the cops as this is about 2 minutes after the post I killed you earlier in.

I get really tired of your smileys and decide to shoot you, you don't die, to immobolize you as I come up and STAB you multiple times. You eventually die as your organs flop out in a pool of blood. I run off as the police are after me and I leave the gp in wizjany's lung.

You get an orange... filled with liquid laxatives

Thank you bubbly... oh and you still haven't sent me your ideas on exploration I sent you so far... and Dark_Leader, if you don't do this right, I'm bringing back the old thread.

agreed bubbly, the same reasons over and over again... I must post my favorite smiley negatively for once... :wall: :wall: :wall: But seriously, post something bubbly can build off of, not repeat in slightly different form or me to do the same job I have for the last page, supporting his reasoning. I want to see some constructive critiscism people! ps. shotdown12, love the GIR sig.

pro: more reason to STAB people con: if it involves STABBING I don't see a problem... STABS!

I put the bucket in Silver_wit's fridge to been seen to in the morning.

Granted... BUT I STAB YOU! many times as I like sharp steel pieces of death that I can carry in a pocket. I wish that I could stab Wizjany some more since he died. I would die a happily corrupted death then. :D

For those who haven't played yet... RADIANT DAWN= :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: x 100000000 bagillion. Great game, though I wonder why the lady doesn't just have the dragon eat the enimies instead of headbutt them.

Just something to chew on: being fantasy, anything can happen like bubblyjoe says, for example, Final Fantasy, swords and magic yet, they have airships and lasers and partical distortion whactimacalits. Runescape: also fantasy, not a big difference in genres.

ducks lots of fun when diamonds fall from heaven? Yes, but only when they taste nasty, like iPods' memory, but the cheese smelt gross and kinda [hide]ROTTEN[/hide]