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Bought drygores. IT'S KILLING TIME. Obligatory Effigy Realised still had a Greaters task. Rage to follow (first two b2b):-

Queen Crawling

Wouldn't surprise me. [bleep]ing court system

"Taking back what's mine"

Get a prenup hick

First of all - lol. Secondly - would be nice, but didn't he stop working it because skills get Jagex'd every five minutes? But yes, would be good to see etc etc

Hasn't done lumby hard

Sell ~400 flingers medals

lelellelelelellelelellee

Why not 28 sceptres

99s in certain things/total xp amounts. etc

Lol

Again, speaking only for WPK, sometimes they'll meet and wait for a world (for instance: @ Corp Lair) but in my experience it's mostly people funneling in after a world is called. Best when hopping to do so at a safe place, because WPK will kill white dots and you don't instantly rejoin chat.

Parachute Pants super rare plz jagex

10/10 for making me rage

Warband PK is firstly a PK fc - they like to clear all white dots (or rather, as many as possible), from the world they are heading to. The kill armed and unarmed. They also impose minimum gear reqs in the fc (batwing + pps, royal dhide + rxb, not sure about melee). The calls:- [#]c: World # is clear [#] DWF: Warband active, south of Dark Warriors Fortress, world # [#] ELM: Warband active, south of East Lava Maze, world # [#] RDI: Warband active, south-eastish of Red Dragon Isle, world # Finding a world is done either through receiving a call from an FC, talking to Quercus (the big tree ent guy near GE agility pass) in Edgeville and asking about current events OR lucking out and seeing a global message in chatbox. Map here I think Warband FC is now requiring people to come armed, but can't say this with certainty. The idea is to be able to summon the beam without being spotted. It might be best to observe this, before doing it. Someone will be able to add more info. Looting is simple. Once the camp has been cleared, you have your way with it. Loot til you have 25 (or it dies), and then bail. You won't be able to teleport, so you either have to run the entire way (use surge as needed), or you can hop to an F2P world, run to level 20 wildy, home teleport to Edgeville, then back to P2P for reward. IF you get the wand, you are likely going to die. Your prayer gets sent to zero and you have a target on your back (well, under you). Best I can offer is to have a prayer pot in your invent (with 2 pieces of food), and on your action bar in order (1-2-3 for instance) freedom-prayer pot-quick prayer (protect item).

You had me until rocktails

Trekking pimp cane. Gotta figure out the "right" purple to match ;-;

Thanks for your no longer super rare item Jagex.

Meh, I've got the Luxurious (steel) Lodgings and still see an oxhead maybe once a week. tldr [bleep] ports and [bleep] oxheads.

Woodcut combine with C2 Fishing, outside that I believe pines is correct (come at me). Mining, quick hop (SE mining spot since it's safe). Superheat to combine skills and knock off smithing xp, when the world goes down quickhop until you find a new active vein and repeat. Easy enough with bar to SH + drop. I'd also recommend 110% doing Warbands for mining xp. Some people insist on using Jujus, be aware it expires on log/worldhop Smithing - superheat, aside from that someone else will need to answer, haven't watched prices in a while. Fishing, combine with WC in c2s for multiskill. As for what's best, I believe it's close between C2ing and combining Barb Fishing with Flingers. Someone will have better numbers for pure fish xp

Only [bleep]ing thing I'm lacking is Jade Portal but lol@that, and then I can just do scroll mission til 2016

Yessir, "finished" ports. Daily routine consists of rerolling missions until trade goods