Dizzle229

well in that case next person to post gets the 1k! or iamdan can change his mind as long as he posts before the next poster!

you spontaneously combust. uh, you dont have anything good but.. hey look! a lucky gp! ill take that! now ill live forever!

you get your summer pie! but its poisoned so have fun dying. i wish i had a smithing skillcape

daseekybull

but just then dr. fenkenstrain steals your brain for research!

the first person to tell me what number row zezima is in wins 1k! easy money! when you answer, tell me your rsn so i can give u ur 1k. the rows are numbered, your answer should be what number row you see his name in. 1.zogreacorndusgvklzuyudl;xzlcjjhuciodldfjkvjuxioxldkfjdiooc,kdfjdjixoxoll 2.dkfyhegxydirjdgslshjsydifkmdhxidldfkdjispowieizezilaiojsdfhhdfhdhjsjkzi 3.koldysisjzezifufkighkgfidfpdkfyuiieejkbujdkerorriririzarginarririidhdhsiua 4.ajjehfhufufrjsidoeizamogakigfkgohohphogogoduakryx7sjkwgdufgkrjwhsi 5.yutjslxioopekdduisdkskosudhzezimafkieieoekidkdjdfiekdjkdjduejuejdki 6.rksiuyutnjehsdhykeuehdjiewihsjisiwujwwieuiruriweejkeodieuejehduieie 7.tuueuwoeidufdjrfueuiqoekjufieoejrieodfkidjieoekieue9dodfoigugitoptrope 8.dkdifhgoodjtkflpdodjutkroicfhgjkekweodjkdiofjfkfkcifuidkkejeirjijieidhjd 9.krkeiohiryeryfhfhjgjykrkdjhjjbhjsndsjsdikeozogreagrioghthruthguthggr 10.eiohjihvhfudisjfhdyhjudhjfhfgeeujfhfuerjufehioewoirueueiuwiowiwehju FIND ZEZIMA! WINNER GETS 1K!

i told u this is my general equipment. i sumtimes use addy.

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i cant train my mining cuz theres no free rocks! duh!

i was in varrock and this is what happened. thre was a guy in front of varrock castle and he said if u guve him 10k, he show u how to tele without runes. a bunch of people gave him 10k each, and made a circle around him. then he did the spin emote, said suckers! and logged out!

world hopping doesnt work. theres somebody everywhere. even on themed worlds. also, im not buyin coal cuz im broke all i got is 226k. once im members again ill just make a fortune sellin bs anyway.

heres my list. 1. i dont wanna train i need coal so i can make steel pl8bodies. 2. i know it happens to everybody. this is a rant forum. ur not lookinf for solutions here 3. actually i think i will join members. the coal trucks rule (i used to be members but i stopped playing so i cancelled)

i hate trying to mine coal when some idiot with a rune pick and like lvl 99 mining comes! and im sure other people do to! then i pked myself a rune pick and it still happens!

The Jogre Tales Part 3 Jogre 1: We're winning the NPC war! Jogre 2: Yeah! And it's only part 2! Jogre 1: It's part 3. Jogre 2: Yeah, but 2 was just 10 minutes of arguing. Jogre 1: Hey look! We can kill those guys at the yew! Jogre 2: Why do they all look the same? Jogre 1: Well, you guys are gonna die, but which way to lumbidge? It's the last player city. Yew Cuter: 0011001? Jogre 2: Dang, he's a bot. I hate bots. Let's kill him. ( 10 minutes later the jogres that for some reason knew the word dang were in lumbridge) Jogre 1: We're doing it! Only a few players left! Jagex Moderator: That's it your dead! (Trolls, Ogres, and Giant backup shows up) Jagex Moderator: :shock: Jogre 1: We win The player Vs. NPC war! Jogre 2: Hooray! Just one question. Jogre 1: Yeah? Jogre 2: Well,theres no players left, right? Jogre 1: Yeah? Jogre 2: And we did everything there is to do in runescape along the way, right? Jogre 1: Yeah? So? Jogre 2: Now what? Jogre 1: :wall:

u mean like flaming or like he gives good advice to make it better?

ya what lvl r u? u must be pretty high lvl to get them nice pk's :)

thnx guys i appreciate the constructive criticism without the flaming. if i decide to add to the story ill post here so keep checking the thread.

i know but i had to get one out fast. the next will be better. besides, its hard to be funny when ur limited to rs.

for some reason this only happens when i try to launch the game from aol. when i try it from internet explorer, it works fine! has anybody else had this problem? and if so, is there a fix?

The Jogre Tales Part 2 Jogre 1: Ok, well, you know how that other guy wanted to be a character? Jogre 2: Yeah? So? Jogre 1: Well, we can only have 2 jogres so... your fired. Jogre 2: What!? But I thought this fan fic was about the NPC uprising! We haven't even done that in Part 2 yet! Jogre 1: Sorry, but Jogre 3 needs a chance too. Jogre 3: Hooray! So what are we gonna do first huh? Jogre 1: Alright, we're at war with the players, you can't be to perky. Jogre 3: Well, gee willickers, ok. Jogre 1: Um, yeah, It's not workin out, um, your fired. Jogre 2: Well, yeah, but isn't it a little late in the story to start actually getting into the NPC war? Jogre 1: Yeah, your right. The writing here sucks. We'll do more in Part 3.

first of all, its a real pk. if it will make you stfu i will post the pile next time and the skull over my head. second, those spam guy pics are the spammiest thing on here.

lol kk ill write more funny stuff then. Part 2 soon.

it doesn't have to have a plot it is meant for some cheap laughs (much like your entire life) and made for the entertainment of other board members. if you don't like it, your entitled to your own opinion but dont flame me about it. god, im not always gonna try to get my stories so high quality it gets made into a tv movie. P.S. btw, what do i have to gain form raising my post count?

dude this isn't spam. it's a legit story whether it's serious or not. a bump is spam.

Elvarg was not a naturaly born dragon. She was an experiment gone wrong. The wizards in the Tower of Life were attempting the first necromancy spell. Using the carcasses of every type of dragon known to man, to try and make a guardian for the original wizards tower on Crandor. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't account for two things. The first was that one of the wizards who helped to create the Tower of Life was an evil wizard named Argrimis. The second is that you should never try to tamper with the nature of death. What is dead must stay dead. Argrimis corrupted the spell, to give Elvarg the need to destroy everything in sight, instead of the need to protect. When Elvarg was sent to Crandor, Argrimis casted the spell. He expected the dragon to destroy everything but him. His spell worked in making Elvarg evil, but it also gave her a mind of her own. Argrimis was the only one who knew a spell that could destroy Elvarg. He was killed in the destruction of Crandor. Years later, a hero named Zezima killed Elvarg. But she was not destroyed. Only Argrimis's spell could do it permanantly. And someday soon, Elvarg will be back...