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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXeVN9r3kYg&feature=channel

Bender (full name: Bender Bending Rodríguez), also known as Bending Unit 22, was made in Tijuana, Mexico in 2997.[1] As a state-of-the-art bending unit, he spent his life before he met Philip J. Fry bending girders to be used for suicide booths. After learning this, he tried to kill himself, but was unsuccessful. He gave up on that when Fry claimed that he was his only friend in the future. Bender drinks copious amounts of alcohol to recharge his fuel cells, while displaying symptoms similar to intoxication when he stops. When he burps, fire comes out of his mouth. He gambles, smokes cigars, consorts with hookerbots, and is constantly trying to gain attention to boost his already over-inflated ego. He is equipped with a gaydar[2], though it ultimately claims everyone is gay. He currently lives with Philip J. Fry in his closet-sized apartment, fully equipped with an apartment-sized closet. He hates his self destruct sequence.[3] He has an affinity for turtles, penguins, and Napoleon Bonaparte.

That was an epic blitzkrieg though.

halo i joined ur tf2's nd i blewd up ur tele and ur u. sowwy

You guys remember that time we all posted?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC7QA_QVrZw&feature=related

lol at people attempting to defend games. The reason I don't take part in these anymore is exactly what's being shown here. It's not "in my opinion", it's "my opinion is better than yours because".

So you're away from the people, what about wildlife? And how do you intend to get there? Flying is out most of the time, because of flocks of zombie birds.

Suicide isn't an option here. The scenario is that the rising has just started but thanks to the internets you already know everything about it. GO! Like I said, suicide is not an option, the goal is to survive for as long as possible. WAT DO.

Calming people? They wouldn't need a human for that. In the book, they get a zombie that died recently of natural causes to get on a radio and call all humans in an area into a trap. It doesn't matter though, because by that time the majority of humanity is gone. Think about it. All the bodies at every hospital and morgue, every animal that dies, is now coming for you. 90% of the world's population is gone after the first month. For the rest, it's just a matter of time. Whether they kill themselves, try to run from their hideouts, or just die of disease or old age, humanity doesn't have a chance. What I want to know is, how do we survive until we die naturally?

Zombies don't establish puppet states :wink:

You can still hunt living animals and eat them, just remember to decapitate it and and crush the skull as quickly as you can. Also, the Breen technique, also known as the France maneuver, won't work. Their specific goal is to wipe out everything, no exceptions. They don't want to rule, they want to destroy.

Today I was yanked out of bed at 5:30 in the morning. THE SCHOOL CALLED YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR REGENTS AGAIN ZOMG! So I get over there, its 6 in the damn morning when I'm used to sleeping till like 10 and I am not in a good mood. I get in the, make my way to the desk, and get what may be a contender for stupidest moment of my life. "Alright, I'm here. But I already passed the regents, so why am I retaking it?" *she checks computer* "Oops, made a mistake. You can go" :wall:

When they can. They will by NO means hesistate to damage you, and often they shoot guns and try to run people down. Some even go for the bloodier option just for [cabbage]s and giggles. They don't go out of their way to keep new recruits squeaky clean, they just prefer it that way. Also, SPOILER ALERT for anyone that actually wants to read the books, but... They pretty much are screwed. Everybody dies. Not the characters. Not everybody in an area. Every single living thing on Earth. Still, it HAS to be possible to survive for the length of your own life, we just need to figure out how.

Just dead bodies.

Alright, guys. Time for a challenge. How do we prepare for The Rising/City of the Dead zombies? -Demon souls in human bodies. Retain memories of body. -Can be killed only by shots to the head. -Can communicate with each other using the language their body knows. -If killed, can be reanimated in a different body later. -All living organisms except plants and bugs will reanimate. -Not a virus, does not spread. -Zombies will rarely eat tissue, and will ALWAYS try and keep the victims intact when killing. -Anything that dies anywhere for any reason WILL reanimate. -Retain memories of past bodies. -Will use weapons and coordinate. -If their host knew how to do something, so do they. -^^^ This means zombies in vehicles, people. -Will use zombie rats and small mammals as spies against human hideouts. Try THIS.

How complex can vehicle controls get?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euXQbZDwV0w

Ultima is my second account?

The Crazies - Not as good as 28 Days Later, but still fun to watch. Die Hard With A Vengeance - Awesome. The Losers - OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE KICKED SO MUCH ASS.

Hear, hear. There was this one girl who threw a tantrum because she got a grey Ferrari instead of a red one. Oh but don't worry, after a few hours of sulking the young lady gracefully accepted her $400,000 present. This person really exists?

Second page? Wut?

solution to not getting choked: don't look suspicious. So does this mean I can't wear my trenchcoat to the airport anymore?

This discussion made me think of the intro to The Incredibles.

Not to mention it kicks the living [cabbage] out of CoD in terms of playing with friends. I dunno if there are any old members of SGP still around, but those mini-game nights were epic fun. It's awesome seeing what people come up with.