Hey, I'm Leo, and this is a collection of al the RS songs I've made. Queen Valerie told me i should keep them all in one thread, so it looks like that's what I'm doing :D. All the newest songs are at the bottom and if you've got any requests just Pm Me :D. Please, if you read, post with requests, opinions or even just a subject for my next song. Chow! [hide=The Take Over, Real World Tradings Over] The Take Over, Real World Tradings Over (sung to the tune of Fall Out Boys "The Take Over, The Breaks Over) Baby, updates changes but Jagex don't And they'll always be working in the back room They're exciting but under compensate with Headlines about Real, Real, Real World Trading [bridge] But don't prented they ever forgot about me Don't pretend they ever forgot about me [Chorus] Wouldn't you rather be a thanker, than a complainee? Style your wake for ranting magazines Thanker, or a complainee? Don't pretend, d-d-don't pretend (We don't act fair, we don't act fair) Runescape can be a prison Then these are just conjugal updates People will dissect us 'till this doesn't mean a thing anymore Oh, oh... [bridge] [Chorus] We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces We're pissed and well concealed In RS forums, woah We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces We're pissed and well concealed In RS Forums, we don't act fair (We don't act fair) We don't act fair (We don't fair) We don't fight fair We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces We're pissed and well concealed In RS forums, woah We hate it in the game, with anger on our faces We're pissed and well concealed In secret places, we don't act fair With anger on our faces We're pissed and well concealed In secret places, we don't act fair (Don't pretend they ever forgot about me) We don't act fair (Don't pretend they ever forget about me) Ohhh, we don't act fair [/hide] [hide=Whats my aim again~Blink RS2] What's my aim again?-Blink RS2-Sung to the tune of Whats my age again?-Blink 182 I went to Pk, it was a Friday night I brought monkfish, to get the feeling right I started Pking, then he pulled out his bow But then i started to eattt That̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time the started to yell at me Nobody likes you when you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re safing And are still trying to PK What the hell is honour ay? My friends say I should honour PK What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? Then later on, on the walk home I fought a guy with a spear of bone He said I was noob And and i was gettin owned And then i teleporteddd And that̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time that noob PMed me Nobody likes you when you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re a teletubbie And he just get sending me Personal messagess What the hell is ignore list?? My friends say I should honour PK What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? And that̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time she started to yell at me Nobody likes you when praying And you still act like you̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re in Nooby year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends say I should honour pk What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? And that̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s about the time she got PKed with me No one should take themselves so seriously With many years to get PKed Why would you wish that on me? I never want to honour PK What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again? What̢̢̮ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s my aim again?[/hide] [hide=A Good Char~GP Back] A Good Char-GP Back (sung to the tune of Rockstar-Nickelback) I'm through with trainin' my skills For guilds I'll never get in It's like a game of Castle Wars That I'm never gonna win This account hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house On an episode south of Yanille And a dungeon that I can PK in And a massive sword big enough To kill twenty (Yeah, so what ya need) I'll need a.. a money pile thats got no limit And a big old bank with a party hat in it Gonna join the Warriors Guild At only level 73 --(Been there done that)-- I want a new dungeon full of old monsters My own place on Overall hiscores Someplace above Zezima will work fine for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this char for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name [CHORUS] 'Cause we all just wanna have a good char And figure out how to finish Cooks Assistarrnt The skills come easy and the runes come cheap We'll all stay wealthy 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the runescape stars Every good gold miners Gonna wind up there Every real world trader With his default hair And well... Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char I wanna be great like Zezi, without the nerdness Hire a couple little noobs that like to beg like ***holes Get a couple screenies So I can get monkfish for free (I'll have the chompy bird, ha ha) I think I'm gonna dress my [wagon] With the latest armour Get a front door key to the varrock banker Gonna date a miniclipper that loves to Annoy to meee (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this char For fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair And change my name 'Cause we all just wanna have a good char And get enough money to buy a g maul The capes come easy coz the skills are quick And get around the censor so we can say lick And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the Slayer stars Every good woodcutters Gonna wind up there Every dumb gold farmer With his default hair And we'll hide out in the private rooms While we drop trade with Skilller and our pure We'll get you everything with that evil smile Everybody's got tip.it on speed dial, Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char I'm gonna say those words That are blocked the censors Gonna scam a d long For my Pez dispenser Get washed-up botters doing all my stuff Sleep 2 hours everynight or Runescape gets real tough Well we all just wanna have a good char And get up on the hiscores really far The cash come easy coz bots's come cheap We'll all stay weary 'cause we just won't sleep And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the shark fishers Every good gold farmers Gonna wind up there Every stupid noob With her fluro hairr And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and Today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got CTS on every dial,well Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char Hey, hey, I wanna have a good char[/hide] [hide=Runey-The Kalphite Chiefs] Sung to the tune of Ruby-The Kaiser Chiefs [Verse 1:] Please let it be said That Staking is dead Cause there's so much more else To do instead [Verse 2:] There is nothing I need except the function to breathe Coz I have got to get 13 mill Hunter Expp [Chorus] Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya Now why ya do it, do it, to me Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey [Verse 3:] Due to lack of interest Tomorrow is canceled I'll be on Runescape all day And I won't sleep at all [Verse 4:] Cause there's no time for sleep Whe you're Runecrafting I've made 2 million bloods In under than a weeeeek [Chorus] Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya Now why ya do it, do it, to me Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey [Middle 8:] Could it be, could it be That you're joking with me And I'm not banned for Real World Tradingggg? [x2] [Chorus] Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey Why did ya Ban me, Ban Me, Ban me Runey, Runey, Runey, Runey Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya Now what ya doing, doing, to me (gunshot) :( [/hide] [hide=Runescape Gospel~2Hit feat. Elton D-Long] Sung to the tune of Ghetto Gospel-2Pac feat. Elton John Uhh, Hit them with a lil' Runescape gospel [Chorus - Elton D-Long:] Those who wish to PK me (My Runescape gospel) I welcome with my clans And the yew logs sink at last into piles of gold And peace to this young warrior, I'll repair his gravestone [2Hit] If I could recollect about my noob days I'd sit and reminisce, nooby and bliss on the good days I stop and stare at the newer, my "lols" goes to 'em They test us, with their "where is Varrock?" In our days, things changed Everyone's ashamed of the noobs cause they think the games strange And for me it's reversed, we won't tell them nothin at all, and it hurts cause any day they'll push the button and yall condemned like Frazykakin and the botters, died for nothing Don't them let me get teary, Runescape looks dreary but when you wipe your screen, see it clearly there's no need for you to fear me if you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me it ain't about black or white, cause we're pixels I hope we see the light before its ruined my Runescape gospel [Chorus - Elton D-Long] [2Hit] Tell me do you see that PKer ain't it sad Typing so much rants, coz she's sad about everything she had And over there there's a staker, duels got her crazy Guess she's given Jagex complaints I don't trip and let it fade me, from outta the wilderness We jump into another form of PKing Even now I get discouraged Wonder if they take it all back while I still keep the courage I refuse to be a role model I set goals, take control, woodcut my own magics I get scammed, but I learn from everyone And when its said and done I bet this player be a better one If I'm upset, you don't stress Never forget, that Jagex hasn't finished yet I see updates on the page When I do skills, I go blind, and let the pick take a swing But am I more nooby Cause I choose to do my skillls, and chat with my Tifers? Before we get rid of cheats We gotta get ideas and end the rants on forums My Runescapes gospel [Chorus - Elton D-Long] [2Hit] Jagex can you read me rant!! To pay the price of being skill bound...[/hide] [hide=Buy a Skillcape~T-Skills feat. Young Boy] Fingers snap (Ouch) Big Pain Damn Fingers Snap Broke off (Shorty) [Young Bot:] Ay Ay She Snappin Ah She Snappin Shawty Snappin [T-Skills:] CST fingers, yeah, you can get em all buy yourself [Verse 1:] Woodcutting What level? I'm gonna go to 99 Gonna buy a skill cape I'm T-Skills, you know me 93 slayer have every boy like ohh wee I Go to sleep at about 3 Get back up in minutes 20 Back To The Comp Show You How I Skill Gonna woodcut for the rest of the year [Chorus] Imma Buy a skillcape Then Imma never take it off I Got Money In The Bank Skillers whatchu think bout that? Find Me In The Cammy bank We're fletching Like Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh We're fletching Like Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh [Verse 2:] Hit Torag, hits me back Lets Talk max hits, i top that with D long 38 95 strenght Oh Behave Lets PK Shoot em Out (Shoot em Out) Just Like That That's What I'm Talkin' Bout We got a DDS You can't see We used lootshare And it came to me [Chorus] Imma Buy A skillcape Then Imma never gonna take it off I Got Money In The Bank Skillers what you think bout that Find Me In The Fally bank We firemaking Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh We firemaking Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh [Verse 3: Young Bot] Wont You Meet Me At KQ Ignore her workers Tell Me what you hit Mama Tell Me What You missin A ZGS I got 1 or 3 150 mill each 1 For You And 2 For Me I'm Checkin my prayer n hp Better eat some monkfish And When I get 99 defence I'll Get A Tinglin' Sensation I'm so close I got 98 defence now All I Need Is Bout A Hour Better Yet Maybe Two Let Me Take You Where I Live south of yanille Almost 99 Construction Can nearly make a Chandleer Oak Planks and Nails All In The Atmosphere Imma Let T-Skills do It So He Can Make It Clear [Chorus] Imma Buy A skillcape Then Imma never gonna take it off I Got Money In The Bank Skillers what you think about that Find Me outside Fally bank We alching bows Like Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ooh We alching bows Like Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh [Verse 4:] 98's nearly gone Nolife It Out (Now Nolife It Out Bang Yo Fingers, Aaahhh Snap) Now Click, click, click, click You Can Do It All By Yo'self [x2] [Chorus] Imma Buy a skillcape Then Imma never gonna take it off I Got Money In The Bank Skillers wat u think bout that? Find Me In The party room We got 99 Like Ooh Ooh Ohh, Ooh Ohh We got 99 Like Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh [/hide] [hide=Ancient Wizard~Noob Who?] Sung to the tune of "Pinball Wizard~The Who" Ever since I was a nooby I've shot the magic balls From Varrock down to Lumbridge I must have cast them all But I ain't seen nothing like him In any Runescaping hall That deaf, dumb and blind noob Sure cast a mean barrage He stands like a statue Becomes part of the landscape Feeling all the runes up In an obby cape He casts by intuition The little noobies fall That deaf, dumb and blind noob Sure casts a mean barrage He's an ancient wizard There's got to be a twist An ancient wizard He's got such an ice barrage How do you think he does it? (I don't know) What makes him so good? He ain't got no distractions Can't hear those flutters and spells Don't see specs a flashings Plays by sense of smell Always gets a long sword Never prays at all That deaf, dumb and blind noob Sure casts a mean barrage I thought I was The Fally PK King But I just handed My PK crown to him Even on my usual settings He can beat my best His clan mates lead him in And he just does the rest He's got crazy clicky fingers Never seen him fall That deaf, dumb and blind noob Sure casts a mean barrage[/hide]