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i_love_burritos

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  1. happy (late) birthday wishes

  2. im in mountain view, CA right now los altos / surrounding area nasa and lockheed have big bases here ^ irrelevant but eh
  3. That's strange. I've never heard anyone refer to shrooms, mescaline or acid as "dope". Weed yes, heroin more so. Very odd indeed .. On the topic of alcohol, I'll drink rum like water if it tastes good - with bundy I'll puke however. Sick of it.
  4. you're living on the biggest mall in this solar system it's called the third mall from the sun
  5. No dc. ny, sf, la, iowa, chicago, florida, many other places in and around the states that those cities are in (i'd say i've been to the us on 6 different occasions, each time for around 1-2 months) i've been other places outside of the us too, if you want to know that i can tell
  6. ^ I see, I see ... I have seen an overly obese man in the target on a motorized wheel chair browsing through varieties of candied popcorn if that counts
  7. will probably sound douchey but how much of the us have you seen h2pm ? have you been anywhere else outside of where you live ? how old / how educated are you ? do you have any real perspective ?
  8. nah have you been outside the US to any other countries ? how much of the world have you seen - (by no means do I say I've seen all of it, but I travel a fair bit).
  9. more than legitimate, it's true can see just poor, broken people rifling around in the trash looking for glass bottles and cans to sell to get some extra cash while 10 meters away there's 17 cars (most of them large sized) lined up at the in-n-out burger waiting for the drive through, engines running - whilst there are only 4 people IN THE [bleep]ING STORE. turn the engine off, step outside of the car, WALK in (YES, USE YOUR LEGS, MOVE THEM) , and order at the counter you [cherry cokes], it'll save you the time I could not make this shit up if I tried
  10. only in america can you see such decadence and desperation side by side
  11. Smoked pretty heavily for the past 2 months or so, and stopped cold -surprise I didn't slice my own head off or assault anyone. Still got decent marks in uni, did all the things I usually do etc etc, if you're a lazy unmotivated loser IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT. Take responsibility for your own [bleep]ing problems. Weed isn't dangerous, and it doesnt make you dumb. "Don't attribute to malice what can easily be explained by (your own) stupidity."
  12. god bless usmurrica usa usa usa
  13. nah [bleep] was what i was referring to [bleep] wasnt ever uncensored
  14. i'll be in la tomorrow morning local time fun fun fun
  15. I slept on chewing gum last night, peppermint, it's in my hair. Hard to get out. Pretty annoying.
  16. I felt like posting this here since I always laugh when I read it Hey [fagggots], My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any [kitty]? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all [bleep] who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
  17. i wasnt even aware of the correlation i dont drink much soda anyway never had acne either for some reason
  18. im going to pass a behemoth of turd soon seriously it will be a sight and smell to behold be struck in sheer awe
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