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Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood. I'm telling you now, this is all you will need. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPLrXFw76Qg

What ? "They aren't ?" If you're referring to the film, shouldn't it be - "It isn't ?"

The Knowing. It's [cabbage]. :thumbup:

Why didn't you just get the Oompa-Loompas to clean it up for you ?

Just put it in a paper sack and drink straight from the bottle. Don't share. I wasn't planning on anyway, but, if you're hosting a party, at least have the good decency to supply the booze. I'm against the philosophy of BYO itself. I'm all for chipping in $10 with 20 other people, so there's plenty for everyone, but BYO ? [bleep] that

Who the [bleep] thought up BYO parties. What a [cabbage]ty idea. Who the [bleep] even thought of BYO, I feel like stabbing them in the face. Damned if I'm gonna bring MY own goon to YOUR party. :wall:

What do you mean "fight" better ? Is simply being tank, the sole factor in a fight ? Do you go around looking for fights ? Honestly, reasons like your first one are pure BS.

You Canadians smoke waaay too much weed. :thumbup:

Eh, my prom date, nothing really special. But her girlfriend needs to get out of my way D: Who's that disgusting guy you're clinging on to ?

You seem to get into an awful lot of fights for a 14 year old. On the lighter side, I love putting a shaving razor under a fast stream of water and watching the water just cut in two. I feel like Moses.

What the [bleep] ... ? What's wrong? Why would you cry ? Unless you're have some direct affiliation with Israel ?

I meant for me - I have a high tolerance to alcohol. I barely drink it now anyway except when people buy me drinks. (and I still manage to get drunk once or twice most weekends :wall:) Ha, yeah. Well, to each their own. It also depends on the occasion. Don't want to be doing stupid stuff with lots of people around.

Yeah, well of course, over time the "effect" becomes less heavy, but that equation is good for 3-4 hours, and it does depend things like height, age, weight, gender blah blah blah.

What do you mean "effects" ? You and I must have a different idea of a good time then. I want to be able to stand, remember things vaguely, and not have any projectile accidents. Being completely hammered is not the same as being drunk. If there's any way to answer this honestly, accurately and without pretenses, I'll let you know. But for now, I'm going to say average, although I have a bit of a gut.

it's not that great That's only because you're getting paid to view it, not whack off to it.

What the [bleep] ... ? On the lighter side, I got ridiculously drunk the other day. It was fun, as I achieved the ideal tipsy : drunk ratio. Brew til you spew? I know you've achieved the perfect ratio when i drink, go town til 5am, come home, go to bed, get up at 11-11.30 and I'm not too hungerover, but just a bit tired, then I get to work by 12. Unless I don't have work until 5, then it dun' matter. If I sound like a [bleep] for saying that, please inform me, I'm not trying to sound like a [bleep]. :unsure: No, 4 standard drinks in the space of 30 minutes, then 1 standard drink for every hour after that. I guarantee no hangover, and you can just sleep it off.

What the [bleep] ... ? On the lighter side, I got ridiculously drunk the other day. It was fun, as I achieved the ideal tipsy : drunk ratio.

Now you got me curious as to what you look like :P. I've posted pictures, but here: Wow, you really do look a lot like each other.... You literrally look like an older version of him. I don't see a shred of resemblance.

I don't really like square knots for some reason. I much prefer the more triangular knots.

I clicked this : And it turned out to be one [bleep]ed up choose your own adventure. For some reason I couldn't stop laughing throughout it. Probably because after the first "choice" you can't choose anymore. :thumbsup: I urge you all to click it. But they're preaching to the choir. I never send sexy pics of myself to my boyfriend. Never know where it could end up. :shame: Also, I have a [bleep]ing terrible headache and I just ate the last two panadol in my bag.

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I remember watching [cabbage]loads of cartoons. Popeye, Tom and Jerry and Captain Planet especially. I would watch Tom and Jerry everyday. :thumbup:

Huh. And does that work for your sister? I'm betting it does. :thumbup:

Hey, this is a thread to discuss toothpaste and related oral hygiene. I've been brushing my teeth for a number of years now, and using toothpaste for even longer. Some people have weekly, fortnightly, even monthly brushing schedules. I actually brush my teeth daily. Over this time, I've come to regard myself as something of a connoisseur of toothpaste. I'm usually a Colgate 12 Hour Protect man, myself, but if I'm feeling adventurous I'll go for a generic Mint Fresh. As I had run out of Colgate, today I used the mint fresh. Naturally, it was a fluoride toothpaste, but unlike the Colgate had a distinct spearmint taste, as opposed to peppermint. What are your preferences ? Feel free to talk about mouthwashes, floss and anything else ...

I saw this fat old guy nearly get run over by a car today. It was funny and I laughed a little.