Napalm

Rhino Jockey by Amon Tobin.

Morning chat! I'm debating wether I should go biking today or tomorrow. Sky is cloudy, looks like it's gonna start raining at any moment.

Granted, you become a garden gnome. You spend all your days in the garden, protecting it from intruders. Too bad cats don't give a [bleep] and piss on you. I wish I had a better bike.

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100 pages of suffering. 41 HP.

I take off

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Wolken, ma vie by Moëvöt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHu4lm_rfcM

Granted, that makes you Jesus. So your father ends up sending you to get crucified. I wish I didn't need to sleep, and could go on forever without being tired.

squid? octopus? Cockroaches, centipedes and other insects, actually.

That doesn't even come close to the most disgusting thing I've seen that includes asian women.

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Any time, Halo.

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Goden by Winter.

Second result without quotation marks, first result with them.

Sorry, I went away. Anyhow, what you got is pretty much OK. I'd go with: "El malvado Syndrome planea destuir el mundo y la familia Increible tiene que pararlo/detenerlo."

Spanish is my main language.

What did I say about mentioning the rape to strangers? *Takes of belt and puts on rubber glove* Come here...

I rape the wall. 42 HP.

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