Princess Viola
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA.These donuts are great! Jelly-filled is my favourite. Nothing beats a jelly filled donut. :)I AM MADNESS, I AM SPARTA.So, you're with your girl when the phone rings. You answer it and the voice says, "What are you doing with my daughter?" You tell your girl this and she says, "My dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED. Terrifying.I honestly, don't care about post count.And I, personally, hate it when people go "YES 4K POSTS!" or "YES 1K POSTS!" Mostly stemming from this one [wagon] who'd do that EVERY HUNDRED POSTS.GoonzimaBreakfast rave party thingUnga-bunga! FAB-U-LOUS!Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.<br /><br /><font color="#0000FF">[citation needed]</font>He is Naked Man. Fear it.;_; why you so mean raptor jesusORLY?[spoiler=We are the Borg] Stranger: are you daniela businari pollesi? You: We are the Borg. You: You will be assimilated. You: Resistance is futile. Your conversational partner has disconnected.Confession - I have a crush on a girl who I don't even know personally and even then, it's impossible to happen. She's lesbian.WHAT IS THAT?Fear the almighty power of THE LIGHTNING ROD!Oh my [bleep]ing gawd.
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