Princess Viola

no :(

You know the organisation MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving)? Well you ever heard of DAM? It's Mothers Against Dyslexia, What do you get when cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? So a dyslexic man walks into a bra. Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks. So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?" A priest and a rabbi who both had died recently are at the Pearly Gates® when Saint Peter tells them that they've both been bad and must send them to Hell, however, if Satan lets them come back, they can. So Saint Peter sends the both of them to Hell and only five minutes later, the priest comes back. "Wow!" says St. Peter "Satan let you back?" "Yeah," replied the priest. "Only $20". "Well, where's the rabbi?" St. Peter asked the priest. "When I left he had Satan down to $19.95," replied the priest. SO THERE WAS THIS BUS FULL OF BABIES AND THEN IT CRASHED INTO THE KITTEN FACTORY AND EVERYONE DIED. HA HA THAT IS FUNNY, RIGHT?

Awesome man

Zombieland was pretty funny to me. And Night of Living Dead is kind of classic living dead.

FINISH HIM!

*sneaks* ?

8/10

The manual for Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum/HeartGold/SoulSilver Version is about 90 pages or so. But I have a lot of games with pretty decent manuals. I think the shortest manual I have is like 20 or so pages.

I don't really thing there is a such thing as "being too nice" or being a "goody-two-shoes". Of course, I'm only 13 and sick right now so I can't really explain it. However, there is a difference between really nice and downright [bleep]ing creepy.

oh noez! D: In some television markets, people get two different versions of the same channel. This is usually caused by affiliates being nearbyfor example, while living in New Jersey receiving the ABC affiliate from both New York City and Philadelphia, or living in Southern California and getting both the Los Angeles and San Diego stations. For the most part, these appear to be the same channel in all except local news and some daytime programming, with the exception that one is actually closer and more clear than the other. These channels, in reality, should not occur. Television markets are set up to focus around ONE city, and offering two different versions of the same channel in one market can split viewer-ship in the ever-competitive ratings race. If you are to watch the channel with worse reception, from the city that is further away, youll start to notice that the news reports major events that never occurred, on people that arent real, on technology that shouldnt exist, the ads are for products that youve never heard of. The conspiracy theorists think that these television stations belong to an alternate world. They point to the fact that the news tends to be getting worse over there, more separate from our own. There are reports of looking into an alternate world, and invading it for their own. Just pray they arent talking about us.

Icwutudidthar

I thought Nintendo's Big Three was Mario, Zelda, and Pocket Monsters.

I'm bisexual...

[spoiler=The last man on earth]The last man on Earth came home one night. He turned the lights off, got into bed, then remembered he had left the TV on. He reached for a match, and a match was put into his hand

According to Nintendo, the DSi XL was meant for elder people or playing with family.

Yeah, it's pretty fun in my opinion. It's got pretty good graphics for Nintendo 64 and it does have the challenge of getting all 72 crystal shards to fight the final boss.

Only one, he moved. Funny enough, once he left we all said good things about him.

3/10

Kirby Squeak Squad is too easy.

Aww mine too. :3

I hear wedding bells.

6/10

Today. I. realized. that. typing. with. a. period. after. every. word. makes. it. seem. like. your. computer. has. asthma.

Back to the Future