23rd August 2009 - Back from Duty A long time ago, a soldier left the safety of his blog and internet life for a more dangerous world. I joined the mercenaries, fought in their battles in order to provide companies across Gielinor unfair advantages over their competition. All this to fill my pockets with gold. Lost in a forest. However, one day, being sent out on a lone wolf mission to the towns of the northern barbarians, I found myself lost in a forest close to mountains. Not knowing where I was or where to go, I took shelter in a cave. In this cave I discovered very strange creatures. One that looked a little like a bird but had a lizard tongue, another that looked like an imp on fire. They all seemed dangerous, so I avoided them, trying to find a safe place further inside the cave. Agh! Leave me alone, you beast! Alas, my efforts were futile, I found myself in battle with another creature that looked like a mix between a giant spider and a lizard! It shot me with a strange wave. I was so hurt by it's attack that I passed out. It ain't easy being this good! It was all dark. I heard voices. What was this? My eyes opened and I found myself lying on the ground of the small, dirty hole that is Lumbridge. All the things I owned were lost. What would I do?! At least I wasn't kicked out for gambling! In my despair I seeked help in the church who took me in for a month, but after discovering me and Linnea together, I was kicked out. So now what? I'm back! Kind of... See yah around in Gielinor, folks! Eagle, over and out! Kind of...