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John Halo Chief

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  1. Foo Fighters. look at some of there music, not the feel-goody kind of music (like "learn to fly") but maybe "my hero" or "monkey wrench", maybe "the pretender"
  2. ill eventually add detail, kinda busy right now.
  3. Well, incase you didn't know, exaggeration is used everywhere, including Litrature, articles and essays. You even use it with your friends and relatives quite often. "Mom! I've been waiting at the Cinema for YEARS now! You're late!". Obviously, you've not been waiting there for years, not even a whole day, and probably under 30 minutes. But still, you said you have. Exaggeration is, in no way, a way of invalidating an article. That being said, it was mostly not true, although he has SOME sort of point. What he's trying to say is that this game is addicting, and that those of you who play it too much, should "lay off" of it for a while. i know, but he makes it sound like playing runescape=u have NO life whatsoever.
  4. thanks for clarifying. ive seen a couple people stuck in FoG entrance a couple times when it came out.
  5. pked this reeeally annoying dude, he was what i refer to as "stalking" me (when someone wont leave u alone in pvp) i got rune scim+2h plus...shrimp.... and a corrupt d mace. i sold for like 100k. look at price now. #-o
  6. [hide=]Okay let me explain how Runescape ruins your life. So you're strolling down the sidewalk skipping and loving life. You're singing twinkle twinkle little star while you're skipping, and everyone's looking at you like you're a [bleep]g0t. Say you're 12 at the time, which is a little more scary seeing as you're almost a teen and you're doing this. So you hear from a friend of a cool new game called Runescape! You say hey! It doesn't need to be downloaded!? That's soooo cool!!! You skip inside and you keep singing (You gotta stop doing that) and you go online and go to Runescape. You think "Hmm..this is a cool game!" You continue to get more and more addicted. We'll fast forward about 5-6 months. You've done everything in the free worlds and you're totally bored. You're now pondering why you play. Everything seems to repetitive but you're entertained anyway! So what's the point in playing? I'll tell you the point skiparoo, you're addicted and now you're obsessed with being the best. You're now playing the game 4, 5, 6 hours a day, it's gotten to be a big part of your life. You're now level 75, you're so proud of yourself, you get to call llots of people noob because you're higher leveled than they are. You then think to yourself "Hey, there's a members world! I can totally pwn that!" Then you laugh in a high pitched voice and your mom throws a stapler at your head and tells you to stop laughing like a *bleep*. You listen. You then beg your mom "Please mom! I wanna pwn in the members world!" After a few minutes of contemplating on what the word pwn means, she agrees to pay, but just for a few months in case you don't like it. You're so excited! You're in a members world..but what's this..you're a level 75 and you're surrounded by level 100 + guys! Oh no, this isn't good. You're not one of the best in the pack anymore. You need to level up, you need to be the best. At this point you're now spending about 8 hours a day on Runescape. You have it set in your mind that you gotta do all the quests, you gotta level up all your stats, you gotta be number 1! You keep training, you're level 90 now! Dude, you're almost there! You gained 75 pounds in the past 3 months but you're almost there! Congratz, you've reached level 100! But..your birthday's tomorrow! You quickly think of a list to see what you want for your birthday, but the only thing that's going through your mind right now is..Runescape..Runescape...Runescape. You start to foam at the mouth. You make a mental note to see someone about that. You write down your birthday list "Runescape membership for 2 years" and give it to your mom. She says "...Is this it?" You're like "Yup." She's like..okay, only $120, not too bad. That's the subtle way you thought of to continue your addiction without your parents being too concerned. You now have 2 more years of Runescape membership, you're happy, the membership was gonna expire tomorrow. At this point you're level 100, and you've been playing for 3 years now. You're 15, you've missed your freshman prom. You've been faking injuries and sicknesses just to stay home from school to get some extra time on Runescape. You keep trying to complete quests, but by the time you complete one, two more are created. Now you spend even more time on Runescape. You're pulling all nighters, just to catch up with the quests. Now you're level 105! You're so happy that you've raised 5 combat levels in such a short amount of time. You're close to the top spot. But at this point you're now grossly overweight. It's your 18th birthday, and once again you ask for Runescape membership, nothing else. You don't have your license, you're still a virgin, you've had minimal contact with the outside world for the last 4 years. You still have over 40 quests to do..but you're level 120!! You're almost the best in the game!! 3 years later, it's your 21st birthday. By this time you've lost contact with all your friends, but you don't care. All that matters is Runescape. You ask for more memberships, and by this time your mom confronts you and knows you're addicted, and stops paying for your memberships. You're MAD. You came so close to getting to the final level, and your mom just cuts off your funds. On your 21st birthday! You resort to drastic measures to getting this money. You think, all I need is $5 a month. But you don't get a job, that requires going outside, and you don't want that. Instead what you do is you steal from your mom's purse. Your mom thinks you're off Runescape now! It'll be perfect! It's only $5 a month out of her purse, I'm sure she won't mind. So you continue your membership, you're now level 125. You're 24 years old, you've been playing Runescape for 12 years. You've probably spent over 1,000 hours (Definetely more) playing. You have no friends, you're incredibly overweight, you've lost your connection with your parents, you're pale white because you haven't been outside in months, you've flunked school and gotten yourself expelled. But it's okay, as long as you have Runescape. You're one level away from level 126 (the highest level you can reach in Runescape), and you finally make it! You're cheering, you're celebrating, you're on top of the world. Despite your real life being ruined, you're so happy that you've finally reached this "turning point" in your life. You then look at the stats board, expecting to see your name in first place. It turns out you're 53rd place, and 52 others have been level 126 before you, and have kept training. It turns out it all comes down to experience points. Your world is turned upside down. This is the most upsetting thing that's happened in your life, and for the first time, you shut down Runescape out of your own will. You sit and re-examine your life. You've seen you've *bleep*ed it up. You just now realize you're fat. You've lost your parents, your friends, your education, and your future. All because of this game, Runescape. Runescape has ruined your life. You go on a homicidal spree and kill yourself. And that's how Runescape ruins your life. It's not completely serious, but some of it is true, just me being really bored.[/hide] bit of an exxageration, dont u think?
  7. For some reason, I love your supports! You deserve a cookie! \ ....... :o :) : :twss: :mrgreen: :XD:
  8. support! almost as good as angels minigame! :thumbsup:
  9. i know. i never was good at detail. and ill indent the dialogue.
  10. legal to play in October! 12 in case u couldn't figure that out...
  11. is that part of a song? i hate rap, cause that's what it sounds like.
  12. well, it was gonna happen... look at it now. size fail \
  13. P.S. Can't jagex just include a simple "total xp" calculator or something? They have the "total level" calculator but not a "total xp" calculator. i think they did that on purpose, just for sites like this.
  14. definitely minigames. i recommend sc so u can get a 99 with the tools.
  15. whats funny about this?
  16. see bottom of ur post.
  17. This is gonna be my first try at a story, tell me what you think. Hope u enjoy it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This story takes place in the past, say 20 years before current RS time. Part 1: The Blacksmith. As Johnny, the blacksmith, walked down the Falador streets with his cane, he wondered where the time had gone. He was not just a mere blacksmith, but a legendary blacksmith. He had the power to make cities, create the ultimate weapons, and other blacksmithy things. He preferred to live in secret though, in a small cave hidden in the dwarven tunnels, near the anvils. He only rarely appeared above ground. When people did see him, though, he was so wrinkled and old looking, people said he was immortal. Nobody actually knows. Not even him. And he looked nothing like the blacksmiths of modern time. In fact, he looked so normal (except for his exceptionally pale skin,) that nobody would have guessed he built the whole city of Falador, AND moved the party room there. Johnny was on his way to meet his friend, the Gypsie, in Varrock. He wouldn't, of course, be walking such a long distance. He would use his pet minotaur made out of pure runite. As the minotaur ran up to the Gypsie's tent, the Gypsie walked out of the tent. "I've been expecting you," she said. "I watched you with my crystal ball." "Speaking of your crystal ball, I need to see if something is true. Mind if I use it?" Said Johnny. "Of course not. Do go ahead." As Johnny looked into the ball, he frowned and said, "Oh dear... this is not good..." "What, darling?" asked the Gypsie. "My worst fears are confirmed," said Johnny. "The demon is back." "Surely you don't mean... Raklak?" "Unfortunately, yes. I need to go find The Savior once again. Wish me luck!" As the Gypsie watched him ride away on his minotaur, she whispered, "Please come back safe..." Part 2: The Savior. Johnny realized even if he DID find The Savior, he would still need to make the sword, All Demons' Bane. Last time he was lucky, and The Savior had the materials with him. This time, he probably wouldn't be so lucky. Which should he do first, find The Savior or the materials? He decided with The Savior. He pretty much knew where the materials were, so it should be easy enough. "Now for some help from the Karamjians." said Johnny. He rode his minotaur to Karamja, and got a locating crystal from Trufitus. He looked into it...He felt slightly evil as his prayer was drained from his very being. He felt out of body... He appeared in a familiar port, with a young boy and his apparent dad. He was fishing, for that was apparently to be his trade, judging by the barrels of fish and bait near him. His dad was congratulating him on catching a whopping big swordfish. He realized this was Port Sarim. "Ah, luckily not a very long way. His inexperience may be a problem... although he'll appear much different with the blade in his hands..." He rushed over to the port/market near Draynor on his minotaur, knocking aside goblins and highwaymen. He saw the boy and his father, where he saw them in the crystal. He asked to talk to the boy's father, in private. The boy wasn't one to follow orders, however, so he followed them behind the gem store. His father was weeping, and the old man looked depressed. He was about to reveal himself and ask what the matter was, but the minotaur looked over at him and growled. The old man looked that way. The boy expected the senior to whack him, but he just walked over and told him the situation. The boy realized this could mean his death, but he was willing to do it... Part 3: The Sword. "Where are we going?" asked the boy, who's name he revealed to Johnny as Amik Varze. "For the tenth time, it's a secret! I'm going to need you to stay behind when we're near. Ah! Here we are... the checkpoint. Stay back, Amik, and don't move!" Johnny walked on toward a misty cave. "Who does he think he is? I'm going with him!" said Amik. Johnny approached the cave cautiously. Even though he knew what was here, he was still spooked by what was hidden in the fog. "You've come to me again, eh blacksmith?" growled a gravely voice. "Don't tell me he's back already?" "Unfortunately, yes, Raklok. You're brother is back." "Well, help yourself to my materials. Anything to keep him from getting in to this realm again." Amik heard all of this, but he wasn't sure what to make of it. He decided to listen to the old man, and ran back to the checkpoint and waited for Johnny. Johnny came back with a golden metal filling his hands. "C'mon, Amik, let's get moving. We need to get to my home to make the sword properly." They rushed back to Falador, into the dwarven tunnels. He smelted the gold into a sword shaped piece of metal, and attached a pommel made of dragon scales. He made Amik leave the cave, and he enchanted the blade with a magical spell only the most arcane wizard know. Part 4: The Banishing. They walked back to Varrock, with a dreary feeling over them. Even the minotaur looked less mean then usual. They arrived at the Gypsie's tent, and she told them to say a certain spell so they could reach the realm he was in to keep him from reaching this realm. They said the magical incantation, and they appeared in a barren wasteland, filled with darkness and an evil feeling. "Ah...it's good to be home," said Johnny, with a red, evil look in his eyes. "I just can't get enough of it." "Johnny...?" stuttered Amik, fear in his voice. "What's wrong with you?" The evil came away from Johnny's eyes, and he said, "Amik, the demon is inside of me. He always has been. I needed to come here to keep him from emerging out in Gielenor! Now, strike me!" As he saw Amik hesitate, he added, "Do it now!!!" Amik raised his blade and curved it down onto Johnny's head. But Johnny wasn't Johnny anymore. He had transformed into a red demon, 20 times bigger then Amik. The young boy brought his sword back up. The demon reared his head and screamed in an unearthly voice, "Freedom!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Amik lunged at the demon's leg, but it had no effect whatsoever. "I'm going to need to reach his head for the killing blow..." reasoned Amik. "But how?" Amik looked at the minotaur, waiting near the entrance of the realm. "Hmmm...." thought Amik. "Com'ere, boy!" The minotaur ran forward, and Amik told him what to do. The minotaur growled his approval, threw his battleaxe into the creatures chest area, then started pulling out throwing axes and launching them up and down the creatures body. The demon didn't like this, so he smacked aside the minotaur. Amik realized he was on his own. Thinking of how this might end, he climbed nimbly up the thrown axes as if they were stepping stones, up and up the creatures body, all the while dodging fierce claws. He reached the huge battleaxe, covered in cuts and bruises and a broken arm. Amik raised his golden sword in his weaker, left hand, and brought his sword down for the finishing strike against the creature's neck. A night black liquid poured out of the gaping wound, covering Amik in the slime. The demon shrieked, "No! Not again! Noooooooooo!!!" and started shrinking. He eventually shrunk down to man size, and reformed into Johnny. The young hero picked up Johnny, dragged him across the minotaurs back, and silently walked with the unconcious body and the minotaur out of that realm. finished =D>, added indents.
  18. lego, do u realize ur blog title is 70 agility, not rc?

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