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Really you should. So they are undone and we don't have to converse like this. I wish that Tyler had a good laugh.

Now people make statements and you put a statement in response. Life is boring, make it more fun.

They do. Except for the fact that you keep losing socks and then can't find the matches and then have no socks to wear, and yeah. I wish that I wasn't such a procrasinator and accomplished all I set out to every day.

Granted, new York was bought by the french and named that out of spite for the British. Also, now home to biggest white flag factory this side of the Atlantic. I wish that the language was normal again.

Granted, except you find out everything in Runescape is actually severely undercooked and you die of food poisoning in real life because of it. I wish that language was a thing that languaged different things. Well, I am not very on top of the whole avatar thing.

Granted, but unfortunately steam stopped making pennies as a cost saving measure... So no pennies for you. I wish that I could survive on very little sleep without becoming a social pariah, feeling tired all the time, or having otherwise strange side affects. (I apoligize for my recurring wish, but it pops into my head so frequently that sometimes I just post before thinking)

Granted, but it went cold and was reheated in a microwave, ruining the taste and flavour. I wish that I could have some steam money appear on my account without it coming from my bank account, me ending up in prison, my account getting hijacked, my account getting banned, or having to give it back.

Don't know about Estonia Saq but he is talking university level math. Therefore I'm presuming a Texas instruments graphing calculator running more in the $100-150 category.

That would be the funniest option.

Granted, it tastes terrible and isn't useful for anything but drinking. I wish for the Return of Blaze!

Granted, now Dev is happily unhappy as per usual. I wish for a wish that I may wish.

Granted, but.... Oh wait, wrong thread...

I feel obliged to say before anyone else does that nobody on TIF is a qualified doctor(that I'm aware) and therefore all advice is hypothetical and if you feel it may be an issue you should seek the opinion of a medical professional as soon as possible. Is anyone on TIF a qualified politician or professional booze connoisseur?No, but I wouldn't believe either political opinions or drinking advice could do as much damage as trying to crowd source a diagnoses on the internet.Also, booze connoisseurs wouldn't be giving this kind of drinking advice (in my opinion) because they drink to enjoy the alcohol not the feeling it gives so I would imagine they don't binge.

I feel obliged to say before anyone else does that nobody on TIF is a qualified doctor(that I'm aware) and therefore all advice is hypothetical and if you feel it may be an issue you should seek the opinion of a medical professional as soon as possible.

Feel like I should be taking all these posts into a notebook or something for future reference.

Granted, it isn't very much actually. Beavers are still better at chucking wood regardless. I wish that I had a baggie full of baggies that I could use to collect baggies. ??

Granted, I continue the wish. I wish that Steve would see this and get permission to ban Tyler for 30 minutes and screenshot for all to see.

Granted, it does nothing. Devnull decides to be a Devnull about it and not follow it anyway. I wish that tip.it forum rule 1.2 did not apply to this thread. Mods, please don't banhammer

Granted, he hates it because word. I wish that I could survive on less sleep wiithout making the day longer or feeling tired.

Granted, you get extremely bored and since you can't wish vanish from this thread to barely post. Just lurking in the shadows and posting every 3 posts or 24hrs, whichever happens first. I wish that Sporks was able to wish again.

Or you could just use the tie flask. Look both classy, questionable, and drunk at the same time. EDIT: Users may also experience reduced grammar...

Granted, you get exactly one dollar Canadian. I wish that I had some snow.

Did you not say a couple of pages ago that Korps were purely academic with no drinking involved?

Granted, he said, "Granted, but Jagex catches wind and bans you anyway just because they can." He than said, "I wish that my mouth wasn't stapled shut." I wish that Sporks would answer my wish.

I will second this. I hate procrastinating but it is just much easier than keeping a schedule, even though keeping a schedule would get me much further ahead.