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Bonez899

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  1. Bonez899

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    Don't lie, you'd prefer to come to New Zanada! http://www.buzzfeed.com/simoncrerar/new-zanada-is-the-nicest-country-in-the-world I think Saq would as well. When adding the population densitys for New Zanada it works out to less than 10 per km^2.
  2. Bonez899

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    No idea. Nexus master race :shades:
  3. Bonez899

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    Android 5.0 my god... I am now officially in love with an OS. It is a complete upgrade and difference from kit kat
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    They are, but if Steve can prove he was dehydrated and they denied him just a glass of water, which he would have paid for (presumably) then they have some fault in his condition. Leaving that aside, runner comes into store for drink and then passes out blocks away after being thrown out isn't exactly good PR.
  5. Granted, the staples fly out of your mouth allowing you to speak. Then into your bottom disabling that specific bodily function. I wish that my dog was slighty smarter, although no smarter than a 5 year old.
  6. Bonez899

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    Bring water with you next time? Or a shirt?Regardless, had you passed out I would think tp sue the store in some way.
  7. Bonez899

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    What is this before Thanksgiving? Its over a month since Thanksgiving at this point.
  8. Granted, it is so bad, but you have to watch it all. Also, longest movie on earth. 30 hours long with only washroom breaks every 2 hours. I wish that I had a perfectly legal(not rule breaking) runescape bot.
  9. Bonez899

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    I'd guess shrinkage...
  10. On F2P maybe. On P2P I did a clan comp one weekend and spending most of the weekend at willows I think there were at most 3 other people there and I believe one of them was fishing. Mind you peak times may change it a bit but overall P2P the willows are relatively empty at Draynor.
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    I personally would think, for a sedentary person you'd probably want about 30% Sugar(carb). 30% fat, and 40% protein. If I remember correctly though the food guide (in Canada) recommends like 50% Sugar, 20%fat and 30% protein. Although we all know that following the food guides exactly keeps you at healthy weights..... This also. Although if the 4 hour body (book by Tim Ferris) can be trusted a person eating a 1000 k/cal a day starvation diet of only carbohydrates will actually gain weight.
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    A water filter is what, like $50 for 50 gallons worth? It still costs money. And I'm not sure how much I trust in those things to take out lead, for example. Or bacteria accumulating in the filter that could make me sick. Regardless of other concerns, that is a dollar or less per gallon, which is much cheaper then purchasing the bottled water otherwise.
  13. Granted, you remember to make so many wishes the genie staples your mouth shut to stop you wishing. I wish that I had a staple gun.
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    I think that is why he does it.
  15. Granted, it swells bigger and bigger everyday for a week until, when you are talking to an important aqauntance or meeting, it bursts going all over the other person and grossing them out so much they never talk to you again. I wish that I was a physics god.
  16. Granted, this controlling makes the objects animated nullifying your power, until you stop at which time they again become inanimate causing an infinite loop. I wish that I had wolverine like powers of healing
  17. Granted, it gets caught in a crosswind and ends up bringing you the Grinch, causing IRL stolen Christmas in about 20-30 years. I wish that my bank account never dipped below $40.
  18. Granted, you have some plutonium for an hour, then the FBI show up. I wish that I had a spork.
  19. Granted, unfortunatley this spray also eats the windshield requiring you to purchase a new one. I wish that I had the will of a (minor) god.
  20. Granted, you are now the best t-baller in the world. All 7 year olds bow down to your skill. I wish that I could survive on much less sleep without feeling tired
  21. Bonez899

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    Let's do it. In before livestream on Tip.It homepage.Make it happen! (Can't participate cause laws)
  22. Granted, you now work so early that you are considered to be working late. I wish that Tyler would explain himself.
  23. Bonez899

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    Anyone think that RPG has the shaggy look going on, as in almost a dead ringer for the movie guy?
  24. Granted, the Genie gets angry and shouts, "NEVER FORGET TO WISH!!!!!" I wish that Tyler would make a wish.
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