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Don't buy it, save your money for generous donations to the TZDF. Download the rapidshare copy on page 47-ish.

Maybe you could outline a plan on the first post, then everyone could contribute to it.

IF ON WINDOWS: Press the Prt scrn (print screen) button to take a photo of the screen, then open paint and paste the image that you just took onto the document. Then, go to a site such as imageshack (google it), copy and paste the URL of your paint document into the "host!" line. Now, click on the image (which should show up) copy and paste it into the TIF, and insert in between the things that appear when you click IMG by the thread's title.

I'm about 37% in off-topic, due to the TZDF

Zamorak, as I always find the .. evil villanish type the most interesting.

*Pointedly notes this thread's creator's rank* Nice

invincible to anything below rune? Too easy to exploit in games such as castle wars.

I can read, walk (up a staircase, noone thinks to do that), keep a conversation going, and listen (to another conversation) all at the same time!

u kno proper speeling is overrated when...

*cues infighting* EDIT: come on, no new posts since last night? Other edit: the song below me sounds good, so I agree with it being our official song. Counterproductivity!: wouldn't playing a (loud) song broadcast our presence to any remaining zombies in the vicinity as evidenced in the WWZ book, page 154, which the link for is conveniently located here: http://rapidshare.com/files/203063441/M ... _War_Z.pdf. you're welcome

They're all really good ideas, easily the equal to any of the other suggestion threads (with a few exceptions), but at a rate of one a week!

Proper speeling. On a more serious note, I agree that firemaking is the most useless, as the only way (that I'm aware of) to make money are Pyre ships and burning Shades.

The GUIDE is less than 15 lines long. -.-

If you talk to the spirit tree near the Grand Exchange it will give you info on the evil tree. If there is a sapling and you ask about it you will recieve a hint as to where it is. Actually, any spirit tree will work, but the Grand Exchange one is the closest to a teleport.

Move to General guides, as it's finished. Also, a "noob" is a person who makes the game worse for other people, not someone who has medium- level stats. Maybe change the title to "A medium-level guide to waterfiends". (the "noob" part may be a turnoff) *EDIT* Just did my first trip there, got 14 crimsons, think I'm doing something wrong, had almost all of the req'd equiptment and invy. Stats are in siggy.

What do you think the monster with the longest death animation ( the time between it has 0hp and you can pick up it's drops) is? Also, the only time estimate is 15s for Graador, maybe someone could time that (because I'm too scared to actually fight him)? Also, Elvarg dosen't count, as you walk around her(?) and rip her head off. Personally, I think Turoths also have the funniest animation.

Firstly: Some of said animals in Africa are dangerous. -.- Secondly: Would we take water to base from the stream(s), or just refill when needed (if pinned down, we may succumb to thirst). Thirdly: Trans-atlantic flight: 10+ hrs, so chance of someone who was infected reanimating on the flight, and (b/c of security on flights) you're unable to bring weapons to kill/destroy the resulting zombie(s). MY PLAN: (assuming we meet in Scotland or Africa) Possibly have all TZDF members within a certain radius congregate to a point, with at least one person who can fly a plane in each group, following "On the run" tactics from the zombie survival guide. IF IN THE AMERICAS After initial wave is over, and intercontinental flight has stopped (yes, I know, chance of being gunned down) steal a plane with enough gas to fly over the ocean, meeting rest of TZDF members in Europe/ werever we decide to meet. IF IN EUROPE/ AFRICA: Go to meeting place, following "On the run" tactics from the zombie survival guide. Don't really have any ideas for Aisa/ Austrilia or random islands, but the strategy would probably resemble the Americas plan. Discuss. BTW: EDITS BE BELOW! ('cos I'm too lazy or considerate to actually make new posts) The plane part is rather sketchy, but I'm planning to become a pilot, maybe a couple other ppl could get licenses too? After reading through the new posts, it appears as if several TIFers can actually fly a *quote* [bleep] plane. *unquote* Lenin, take into consideration that pretty much every1 that lives in China and nearby countries will be fleeing to said Siberian wilderness, to escape the zombies, so good luck getting away from all of the infected that there will inevitably be

True, True.... However, we still choose to take the cautious approach. (Can I be the Possessor of random knowledge, or is that one taken?

It may be worth noting that under "dangers of archeology" you state that ... natural chemicals... , and I'm (fairly) sure that chemicals are man-made :P.

"I don't have 1 plan, I have 37 plans!"

1 point for a loss? (as opposed to lose)

I had to do one of these recently, I churned out a 3-page, 4.54 min report on Wal-mart, maybe you could do something like that?

Just thought I'd add "the fastest zombies have been clocked at 1 step per 1.5 seconds" Relative speed for ya. EDIT:Reading the WWZ book now OTHER EDIT: hit the halfway mark, think I'll take a break so I don't get too paranoid. SECOND OTHER EDIT: finished it : ), it's pretty good

I don't live there, but exploding an atomic bomb in Chico, California is punishable with a $500 fine. Also, fishing for whales in any pond, lake or stream is forbidden in Ohio

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