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It should be mandatory, but is WWZ worth buying, or is it just an expansion on the recorded cases in the survival guide? Also, can I call myself part of this "zombie defense force" now?

People who insult me for wearing my suit to school on grad photo day.

Well, I guess I have to give my two cents. I was bullied in primary school, so I ditched the class and went to a different middle school than every1 else (advandge of being giftiemuch?). Anyways, now some guy has it fixed in his mind that i'm grossly overweight, and well, let's just say I've been retaliating by turning everyone in the school against him while assimilating myself with him, by putting his name on my projects so he dosen't suspect me. Ah, how I love a good plan. (Also, his dad plays rs, and he's only handed in 3 assingnments so far this year, with it being almost over) My reward draws nigh! *Evil laughter* Oh well. I'm rambling now, better go on to the next post before the rambling kills you.

Zombie survival guide. Get it. It goes into detail about what to bring, a scientific explaination of what a zombie is, how to kill it, best hiding spots, recorded cases, and what to do in the case of a complete zombie takover (sorry if some1 already posted this). On a less serious note, feed them vegetarians until they die of malnuturition!

Appendicitis or faceplanting off a zip line from 12 feet up (lucky I didn't kill myself).

Finally! *cracks knuckles* kahsses! as opposed to "curses" which I say instead of swearing ye evidently wilst summararaly *insert bunch of random technical terms here* 'lo (instead of hello) improper shrubbery :lol: artic pine "back ye foul beast, back I tell you!" inacceptable! aaannnd I'll add some more later

1. I'm 13, and in the gifted class in my school. 2. I ALWAYS stay up into the wee hours of the morning when I get a new game or book, it's probably a bad habit. 3. I'm a grammar freak. 4. I know a ton of random and useless facts (ever wanted to know what a quidnuq is?). 5. I listen to my radio, well, pretty much anytime (C.B.C. anyone?), (yeah, kids nowadays actually listen to radios). 6 (ha ha!). I like jazz music. Yeah, you read right. Jazz.

I thought my parents were bad with 20 mins of rs a day. Anyways, You said that they backed off when the person sent them a nasty e-mail, right? Maybe get said advisor to schedule a meeting with your parents about "how you're getting depressed in class", then insinuate that it's linked to the issues presented. If that doesn't work, parent-child psyciatry meetings? Use the "well-educated professional that knows more about the subject than you" to your full advantage.

Firstly, plateskirts cost less because the magority of the RS fan base is male, and the average male person would choose platelegs over a plateskirt. Secondly, male avatars can wear plateskirts too, as I have done (kilt anyone?).

Pretty good guide, maybe put the rewards/ loot in a hide tab?

What can I say.. the only guide to make me laugh *cough* pixelated meat*cough* 10/10, definitely AOW worthy

I noticed a couple spelling mistakes (they're not poisonous), and the candle only explodes past the wall beasts, which there aren't. You're welcome.

Not sure how much XP/Knife, but the plural of knife is knives, just thought I'd point it out. Yeah, I'm a grammar nerd.

In the Slayer guide (on-site) it clearly states below the "slayer drops" chart that leaf-bladed swords are only possible drops from Turoths after completion of Smoking Kills. However, I have gotten a Leaf-bladed sword before finishing Smoking kills (I know it wasn't complete because I was doing the quest at the time of writing). As such, the Sword drop info needs to be revised.

I don't think that there is much point to having a second account, especially if you have to work for the (hard earned) levels that you already had. In a nutshell, why redo all that stuff instead of just using your first account? Also, I hate that since I'm level 96, people practically expect me to have 99 fletching or whatever, but I'm that level because i've been playing for 4 years, and 1 hour of your RS time is equal to 3 days of mine. Thanks for hearing me out, i've been wanting to say that for a while now.

OK, so I should use black mask, protheslyte, antifire pots, pray pots, anti-dragon sheild, and some good-quality food? What about pouches? (42 summoning). Thanks anyways! :thumbsup:

Once I got "scammed" a gnomeball. I was throwing it around the ge, and some guy said "Ha! I'm stealing your gnomeball!", to which I replied; "it's ok, you can have it." He then returned it. :XD:

DFS is 15m, black mask is 600k, and the mask is totally worth it if you plan on slaying a lot. Ok, maybe i'll buy the black mask, but the dfs is still out of reach. I'm willing to wait a while. And to the rest of you, thanks!

I have three. Getting my first mil from a (presumed) bot alcher, who died from a swarm. Getting 70 in all melee stats (grinded for a couple weeks at experiments for that) and getting 43 prayer (story time!) Back in my day, there was only one pc lander, (before the update). I had been training prayer there (get points, trade them in) I hoped to get 43 prayer that day, but when I pulled up my internet (rs as homepage ftw :thumbsup: ) I saw that you had to trade in your points immediatly (so you'd be able to use the new points). I was thinking , darn, now I'll have to play another 5 games or so, just for this. So then I went, cashed in my points, and got 43 prayer from those \ . Yay for kinda relevant stories!

Thanks for the ideas, but (always gotta be one) i'm not willing to drop the 1.5mil or whatever it is on a blk mask or dfs. Asides from that, it seems good. :thumbup:

I got 35 bronze dragons for a slayer assignment, how should I go about killing them? I plan on using full proslyte (or however it's spelt), whip, antifire pots, pray pots, and meleeing them (73+ melee stats). Is this a reasonable way to go about this? Thanks

You got them from killing tzhaar monsters, and they're used as secondairies for summoning obsidian golems.

This probably is a reference to the Corperal beast (spirit of summer, summer's end) as the quests feature a family, the beast in stealing life, you have to help the family, (have no idea about the 3rd line) then the beast in slowly killing all in it's domain (theres something on the rs homepage about how it kills all it meets) then on the 5th line (i think) the voices are asking someone to "please take the pain away" then it's a plea for help with the beast, and how it's devouring their souls.

OK. This is a big one. Ready? *rubs hands together* THE ABILITY TO SIT IN CHAIRS! I mean, why should you be able to sit in the chairs in your POH, but not the chairs in, say, a shop? This is long overdue, and I hope to see this (quite obvious) point fixed. Also, what about moblising armies? I'd like that too (i'm a huge fan of strategy games). Empire earth and Fire Emblem pl0x? ~The only true limits are the ones you place on yourself~

Firstly, a noob is a person who makes the game worse for other people, newb is the probably the word you're looking for, and everyone can use protect prayers, so why not? After all, it's using the resources availible to you