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Groups of idiot pre-teens who walk into stores/restaurants and draw attention to themselves by making unfunny, stupid jokes. Example: A friend and I were at the Apple Store yesterday because he needed a new sync cable. As we were walking out, a dozen pre-teens came in and one shouted "TACTICAL INSERTION".

Finished singleplayer. I was blown away at the ending. [spoiler=Spoilers]I laughed when I realized I had to shoot the moon. I remembered Cave Johnson talking about how that one gel was from moon rocks. Oh yeah, the song at the end kicked ass. It's just as good if not better than Still Alive.

I can see the troll face on Gabe Newell's face right now. We'll probably have it on Sunday, that's my guess.

People are speculating that it will be released tomorrow (Friday) because of the ARG supposedly being solved, and an encoded message that reads "4/19/11 7AM = 4/15/11 9AM" We'll have to wait and see.

Those webpages where pressing the back button still keeps you at the same page.

I have a big problem with chewing on pens.

Girl on someone's Facebook status: "Politics are dumb. It's a contest to see who can screw up the country more than it is."

I began writing a story out of boredom. It's not finished yet, but it's about a homosexual high schooler who reveals that he is gay. I've actually been thinking about writing something like this for a while now. I'm writing it in respect to homosexuals, who have to keep quiet to avoid hatred. The story is in the hide tag. I will warn you, it contains some language (particularly the word used toward homosexuals), but it's used in a matter realistic to the story, and TIF will likely censor it anyway.

When friends just come to my house without me inviting them/asking first. Seriously, I'm just playing Super Meat Boy when I hear "DINGDONG" and my friends are randomly at the door, wanting to hang out. I sometimes have to make up some kind of excuse not to go. I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed if they would just call first, then I wouldn't be in the middle of doing something when they arrive.

When students in easy, basic classes complain about getting a little worksheet/a couple easy math problems for homework. Seriously, I get at least an hour of homework every night in my many Honors courses, and do you see me complaining?

I do this, but mostly because a lot of my other friends on Facebook know/like memes. OT: This kid that hangs out with my friend. He hangs out with my friend all the time, so if I hang out with this friend, I have to hang out with him. He's beyond obnoxious. He yells every time he talks, and he has an annoying laugh and his favorite topics to discuss is penises.

Really not aware of any war, or asking which one? The responded like they weren't aware of the war. And I was proving a point to some friends, because I had told them that not many kids care about current events. Or that they don't want to have a conversation about politics in the middle of the hallway with a random kid during school? I'd say the same thing, but I actually have an opinion. So you know. They were people I sort of knew, and I asked them in class.

I'm guessing the joke is to poke at TF2?

Really not aware of any war, or asking which one? The responded like they weren't aware of the war. And I was proving a point to some friends, because I had told them that not many kids care about current events.

To prove a point, I walked around school today and asked people what their opinion was on the war in the Middle East. I got a ton of "I Don't Care" responses. One girl even said, "What war?"

I have suicidal thoughts, but not what you'd think. My suicidal thoughts involve how I would kill myself if I had to.

Bro caught me [bleep]. T'was awkward. He was semi-cool about it though.

My friend sold me his old DS for $20. Going to pick up White tomorrow.

The scene at the beginning when you see those soldiers ripping parents away from their child, and they shoot the kid's parents right in front of him while the kid is screaming and crying...Jesus. That is one of the few moments in games that gripped me emotionally.

[terrible joke] Did the instruction manual say to hold B? [/terrible joke]

Realistically, drowning or burning to death. I couldn't imagine the horror of drowning.

Just like to let you guys know, FATE: The Traitor Soul can be downloaded and unlocked for free on Facebook (no, it's a full game, not a Facebook game). http://www.facebook.com/#!/topic.php?uid=151116598269193&topic=152 Be sure to follow the instructions and download it! It's a great game, I've been playing it for a while, and it's pretty unpopular so I'd like to introduce it to the TIF Video Game forum. Discuss.

You know, is there any point to getting a good team on this game if you don't play online and don't have any friends who play?

When the teachers assigns group work, and you get grouped with a lazy student who does nothing but text the whole class period.