BlindBaker

I don't get the first one. :mellow: Think it might have something to do with the second one? "Come home" might mean "wake up."

With that logic girls would get annoyed at other girls for putting on makeup etc. That's different. I think what he was trying to say is you can read as much as you want about picking up girls, and you won't learn a thing until you try it yourself.

Don't worry. He eventually saw my point of view and I explained to him that I was just trying to help him not [bleep] up like I did (even though I'm now glad I did). I wasn't picking a fight, I was helping in a semi-forceful manner. :D

Common sense tells me to get the one with better reviews, but I've never heard of either one.

I'm excited for tomorrow. Don't really know why.

...no. She doesn't. She works, actually. And it's not like I don't have experience. I just don't have a girlfriend. I know that probably doesn't make much sense. EDIT: Never mind. It doesn't take a girlfriend, it takes some friends backing you up and better reasoning than I ever thought I could do.

It's not exactly secret that I'm sexist. I mean, come on, people were happier back when women stayed home, cooked, cleaned, and took care of the children. Families actually stayed together. But that's not when I'm trying to get across. My point is, why should I need to have had a girlfriend for him to believe anything I say?

My friend just got a girlfriend but he won't tell me her name because he says he needs her permission. I told him HE should be giving HER permission to do things, and he only said: "This is why I have a girlfriend and you don't." :wall: So do I need to get a girlfriend for my friends to believe my advice has any value or something? <_<

My friend got in trouble for drawing a swasticka on his trapper by a stupdent teacher My friend tried to draw a swastika on my shoe, but he never finished so now there's some kind of scribble on my shoe. He was probably trying to get me back for that time I drew one on his arm while he was sleeping... in Sharpie.

Last night I had this weird dream, it's hard to remember though. Let's see what I do remember. The first thing I remember was standing across the street from my brother and some of his friends, who were standing around his car. My brother beckoned me over and told me to "get in the green door." I looked at his car, and every door had a different colored sticker on it. I got in the back right seat, the one that had a green sticker on it. We drove a little while and came to this building. We go inside, and see four doors, again, each had a different colored sticker on it. I go in the green one again. Everyone else goes into different doors with different stickers. I walk into this movie theater type room, with elevating chairs and a screen in the front. I sit down in the middle of the room, completely alone. The next couple minutes are hard to explain. I remember this big creature comes out and starts performing a show. I don't remember what it looked like. I think it started out some kind of blocky thing, and turned into floating sand. Anyway, after it was done performing (don't know exactly what he was doing) I left through one of the exits in the room. I walk outside and suddenly I'm in Egypt, walking out of one of the Pyramids. It was very, very strange. EDIT: Thinking back, I've had a lot of strange dreams. Here's another one. [hide=Dream Numbah 2] This was when I was younger, probably around ten or eleven years old. It was in my yard during summertime. There was some small person that just wouldn't leave me the [bleep] alone so I killed it with scissors. Then it came back from the dead in a different form and continued to annoy me, so I killed it again. I then realized I would have to kill it about 30 more times for it to die, each one in a different form. When it came down to its last "life" I felt so excited that I'd finally finished getting rid of this thing. I held up my scissors above my head, ready to strike when this little [bleep] reappeared in its last form. When it did appear, I dropped my scissors and fell to my knees, dramatically screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" because there was just no way, no matter how annoying it was, that I could stab a little four-year-old girl with scissors. I've had a lot of dreams like that. My brain is [bleep]ed up. [/hide]

We're not trying to be funny. I did that to build up a sense of "Oh yeah this third one is going to be funny haha. Oh [cabbage]." Moment in my post. And besides, it doesn't have to be real to be scary. And keep in mind, everyone is scared by different things. Be it heights, the dark, ghosts, aliens. I'm just posting things that are scary to me, things that I find disturbing. You're welcome to post anything you find scary. Within reason, of course, let the mod edit on the first post be your guideline. The Bunny Man [hide] The tale of the Bunny Man goes back many many years. Originally it didn't start until 1931, after many murders had already been committed. For verification of the story, you can visit the "Old Clifton Library" located in Clifton, Northern Virginia, USA. What I am about to tell you is entirely true, although I've never seen the Bunny Man, everyone in Clifton believes it to be true. (Quick reference to help you understand the story) The Bridge has a 1 lane car road passing underneath a dual railroad track above it within the woods along a gravel road. Back in 1903 deep in Clifton, there used to be an Asylum buried deep within the wilderness of Clifton. Pretty soon after the civil war people started inhabiting the area, population-wise around 300 or so. It was a very small town. Nonetheless people didn't like the idea about having an Asylum miles down the road, so they all got together and signed a petition stating for the Asylum to relocate elsewhere. The petition passed and anew Asylum was built which is now known as "Lorton Prison", a temporary facility until convicts are appropriately sentenced. In Fall of 1904 the convicts were gathered and piled into the bus which was to transport them to Lorton. Somehow during the drive not too far from where they left, the driver had swerved to avoid something and the bus had started to tip and soon was rolling in a terrible collision course. Most of the convicts were injured but had managed to escape the bus and had fled into the night woods. Later on the next morning a local police investigation had begun, and they had begun rounding up the escaped convicts. Hours turned into days, days into weeks, weeks into months. Every one was recovered after 4 months, except for 2 people, Marcus A. Wallster and Douglas J. Grifon. During the search for both men the police randomly found dead rabbits half eaten and dismembered every now and then along their search. Finally they were to find Marcus dead himself by the Fairfax station Bridge (now known as Bunny Man's Bridge). In his hand he held a man-made hammer/knife like tool, made with a sharp rock and a pretty sturdy branch as a handle. They thought nothing and cared not of how he died, only that he was apprehended and no longer had to worry about him. They had a name for Marcus, but later on they would realize they had named the wrong person the Bunny Man. Still searching for Douglas, they kept on finding dead half-eaten bunny's every-so-often while the search went on. Finally they were to name Douglas the Bunny Man from then on. 3 Months passed by and the police had given up their search in April 7th 1905. Everybody assumed the Bunny Man was dead by now, if not gone, so they went on with their small town lives. Come October people started seeing dead bunny's reappearing out of the blue, and starting to fear the unseen. Halloween Night came around, and as usual a bunch of kids had gone over to the Bridge that night to drink and do whatever kids their age in the 1900's did. Midnight came around within minutes and most of the kids had left, only 3 of them remained at the bridge. Right at Midnight supposedly a bright light back from within the Bridge, where the kids were and less than a couple seconds later they were all dead. Throats slashed with that same type of tool that was found by the other Escapee Marcus. Not only were there throats slashed, but all up and down their chest's were a long slashes gutting them. To top it off the Bunny Man hung both of the guys from one end of a bridge with a rope around their neck, hanging from the overpass with their legs dangling in front of the pass of cars. The woman were hung the same way, on the other side of the bridge. This happened on Halloween in 1905. After that, they didn't see or heard anything from him for another year. Halloween 1906 was approaching and parents as well as the teens in Clifton still remember the incident that had occurred one year ago at the bridge, his bridge, Bunny Man's Bridge. That night 7 teens were left remaining right before midnight at the bridge. Thinking little of it, six remained inside the bridge while 1, Adrian Hatala had remained a good distance from the bridge hoping to have enough time to escape if the same thing happened again. At midnight she witnessed only this, a dim light walking the railroad track right before midnight, stopping right above the bridge at midnight, then disappearing at the same as a bright flash was inside the bridge. She heard the deafening sounds of horrific screams coming from inside the bridge that lasted only seconds. 5 seconds later, they were all hung from the edge of the bridge, same style as the corpses a year earlier. Horrified she ran home, she didn't tell of everything she saw, just spattered words here and there that some of the folk put together to come up with her story. No one understood it, or even believed her. They charged her with the murderer, and locked her up in the Asylum of Lorton. In 1913 the same thing happened with 9 teenagers this time, Halloween night again. Adrian was still locked up. They dropped her sentence, but it was too late. The insanity had finally conquered her. Even if she was released, she was too far gone to have a decent life, so she spent her remaining years in the Asylum until she finally died in 1953 of shock. No one knows what exactly she died in shock from, but supposedly she had died in her dreams, dreaming of that one dreaded night. Perhaps the Bunny Man had finally gotten to her. More murders were to take place however, although after the murders in 1913 most people stayed clear of the bridge on Halloween. 1943 rolls around, and 6 teenagers go strolling out on Halloween night. A couple hours later, all of them dead, same way as all the others. Investigations took place, but as usual nothing was discovered. 1976 the same situation occurs, this time with only 3 people. The only other incident that occurred since then was in 1987, twelve years ago. Janet Charletier was enjoying the night with her 4 friends. Halloween night had finally come and they had gone driving out to enjoy the night after invading the children's candy bags. They had settled around 11 at the bridge, waiting for midnight to come. They didn't believe in the myth so they decided to see it for themselves and were bound to be the only ones who actually withstood the Bunny Man. They had waited around 55 minutes or so, almost at midnight, until Janet started getting a little scared. They all had been pulling pranks on each other, (jumping out the bushes and screaming), so she was already a little worked up. Midnight hits, while she is completely freaked out. She's almost out of the bridge when the lights get really bright inside the bridge. When that happens her body is halfway outside of the bridge. She see's her skin start tearing at her chest but nothing is piercing her skin. She manages finally to exits the bridge. Completely horrified she hits a hanging body and knocks herself out. When she awakes she finds out her hair has turned white and she has been bleeding. She was lucky that the cut had just started, and wasn't very bad at all. She left and never returned to the bridge again. She has been seen sitting on a swinging bench on her balcony every morning just staring in the direction towards the bridge a couple of miles down. To this day, you can still find her on that bench every morning. From then on the story dwells untouched, and unmoved. Halloween night, you will find a bunch of people hanging around the bridge, drinking, smoking up, but within minutes of midnight, everyone leaves. It's been like that for the past 5 years that I have visited the bridge on Halloween night. Even if its not Halloween night, any night you go there, you feel the presence of death awaiting, awaiting the night sky of Halloween yearning for more blood to be spilt in the name, in his name, Bunny Man. O.k, so there's the tale. Here's the short myth. Halloween Night comes around. Nothing happens until midnight. Right before midnight supposedly a bunny or two enters the bridge. Right before midnight his soul (a dim light) walks the tracks above the bridge. When Midnight hits, his soul stops right above the bridge (dead center), and disappears, only to reappear inside the bridge. From then on it's his soul which lights up the whole area, so brightly that you can't even see him. That's when he instantly kills you by slitting your throat and slashing your chest, only to hang you at the edge of the bridge. You can even see the rub marks that have worn away at the rock where the body's were swinging. Who ever is inside the bridge ends up dead. [/hide] Dead Bart [hide]You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1. Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt. I first heard of it at an event where David Silverman was speaking. Someone in the crowd asked about the episode, and Silverman simply left the stage, ending the presentation hours early. The episode's production number was 7G06, the title was Dead Bart. The episode labeled 7G06, Moaning Lisa, was made later and given Dead Bart's production code to hide the latter's existence. In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn't seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again. The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you'll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn't work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it. The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you've seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents. The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you'd expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out. At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons' world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart's corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body. Act one ended with the shot of Bart's corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them. There were faces looking in the window, flashing in and out so you were never sure what they looked like. This crying went on for all of act two. Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets. They decided to visit Bart's grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart's body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one. The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart's body. The camera zoomed in on Homer's face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn't audible in the version I saw, you can't tell what Homer is saying. The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven't been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them. For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die. The credits were completely silent, and seemed handwritten. The final image was the Simpson family on their couch, like in the intros, but all drawn in hyper realistic, lifeless style of Bart's corpse. A thought occurred to me after seeing the episode for the first time, you could try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there's something odd about most of the ones who haven't died yet. All of their deaths are listed as the same date.[/hide] I've heard the Bunny Man story before, as well as a different version where it wasn't the Bunny Man's spirit, but an actual guy in a bunny suit. The Dead Bart one didn't really creep me out until the last sentence. :S

Don't tell anyone, but lowered sex drive is actualy a turn-on (atleast for me)... Hey! Where's that shh emoticon?! The one with the smiley putting his finger on his mouth? It's hiding. :-$

If you can train yourself in akimbo SMG, they can be very deadly. Grated you cant use it on bigger maps (IE sub base, wastland and afgan) but on smaller maps they can a force to be reckon with. I use to use akimbo vectors, but the best akimbo SMG in my opinion is the MP5K. So I tried this again and went 34 and 2. I had a 27 killstreak, and would have gotten a nuke if I had it instead of predator missile. Oh well.

Aren't you only like 14? ...so young Clearly you've never been near my neighborhood. <_< Because it takes days, maybe even weeks to come up with a whole ten dollars!

I smoked weed for the first time yesterday. It was fun.

If you can train yourself in akimbo SMG, they can be very deadly. Grated you cant use it on bigger maps (IE sub base, wastland and afgan) but on smaller maps they can a force to be reckon with. I use to use akimbo vectors, but the best akimbo SMG in my opinion is the MP5K. I used to use that, but thought it would sucked because I forgot to put Steady Aim on and didn't realize it.

This. For real, I understand that at times annoying people can push you over the edge. But for the most part, just ignore them. Ignorance is bliss. ;) Why ignore them when you can laugh at them? Yesterday some girl was talking about wanting to go to Brazil. My friend asked her if she even knew where it was, and she said no. My friend told her it was in South America. She didn't know where that was either. Then, when my friend pointed it out on a globe, she says "Oh. I don't want to go there anymore." :rolleyes:

At least you got something out of the flood. :)

So the Akimbo Mini-Uzi is good? Before I prestiged, the Mini-Uzi with Rapid Fire was just about all I used.

I agree. It's only useful really for snipers that are afraid to try and no-scope, and people with riot shields that are afraid to switch weapons. Speaking of riot shields, I hate them. They annoy me. That is all.

I thought it was an autobiography? :blink:

Yeah Thermal is going to ruin Overgrown. Cold-blooded. ;) I love Overgrown. I would have preferred Creek though. That was my favorite map from CoD4.

Try not to get the wrong mushrooms. :^_^:

The sky is blue and grass is green. Is that a secret, confession, or regret?

I think unicorns are [bleep]ing badass.