Dear Ava, I am incredibly impressed with your accumulator. I use it all the time, but i just noticed: has it been magnetising my knives? No matter which direction I throw them from, they always land pointing north! I hope you can shed some light on the subject. Yours inquisitively, Air Adam136 P.S - Will you be looking into making an upgraded version? ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Air Adam136, I wont ask why youve been throwing knives. Still, no scientist can resist an unsolved problem, so Ive been dropping kitchen knives from the top of Draynor Manor. Rather irritatingly, your findings seem to be correct. I have managed to disprove your hypothesis, however; I reversed the polarity of your accumulator and the knives kept pointing north. My hypothesis at first glance seems strange: the knives fall northwards because of dinner etiquette. When you sit down to dinner, your knives must always be to your right, your forks to your left and spoons running across the top. It seems that, over the years, the knives have gained some metal memory from this practice. Now, if you leave a knife to fall naturally (as a knife would in the wild), it lands northwards, in preparation for a dessert spoon and fork to land with it. Ava PS How exactly would you like your accumulator upgraded, sir? Would you like it pink? With bells and whistles on? Or would you like it to collect your knives? __________________________________________________________ From this month's postbag from the hedge. :twss: