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Banned for calling petrol 'gas'

Banned for calling chips 'fries'

I just ate a can of tuna. Yea, a can of tuna. Just the tuna. And the whole can. It was delicious. Don't judge me. Well it is important to get enough iron in your diet. ba dum tish Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. ^ Just couldn't resist. Today, I ate cream cheese and smoked salmon crossaints for breakfast, and lurked on the internets. Oh, and it's like 30 degrees out, damn hot weather.

[hide] [/hide] Pk in the same gear, with Vengeance, and get a entertaining kill (Good venge combo). Or a massive army of summons crashing something >.> I haven't seen it but Steel Titans on Zilyana should be interesting

Hi Bacon, I'm DeClawing. I heard you like Chaotic Mauls?

Banned for not using commas between your numbers.

Banned for not stating 'no homo'

Banned because fat chicks need love too.

Banned for quoting Family Guy.

Banned for loving very old grannies.

Banned for expletives.

Banned for being a new***

Banned for blasphemy.

Banned for assault and battery.

Today I just ate a grape and I...

One moar - (really old, taxed joke) What did the egg say to the boiling water? [hide]It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid![/hide] Mods; This is a jokes thread, I think it's fine to be in this thread.

Pretty self explanatory

Banned for the FBI

Banned for disturbing obsession with grannies.

I knew someone was gonna say that. >.<

Banned for being a biased referee.

Banned for having a z in your second RSN.

Firefox and Xp

Banned for existing.

Jagex.