Assume Nothing

What's wrong with crashing? Crashing is part of playing RS. Deal with it. Ethics and morals don't exist on the internets, 100% undeniable fact.

People who disturb me whilst I'm about to eat, and bad breath. The latter is especially bad when they breathe heavily

Who here remembers what its like to be young and foolish? I personally mixed every drink in 7 eleven, tasted like vomit. Still drank it though, 'cause I'm a man

No no no no no. Real men have pizza for breakfast, meatball sandwiches for lunch, and seared fillet steaks for dinner.

Confession: I think I'm the best troll of all time.

Anyone?

Another scenario; Let's say, I got 88 Dungeoneering for kicks after getting 85 for Frost Dragons. Now, I bought the Rapier and the Maul, is there any point in the CLS?

That's pretty awesome. Confession: I love WKUK Sketches for some reason

Random

Wat

Banned for trololololololing

I'm better than you because I am the Doctor.

I think my neighbour is hawt. Is that bad?

I feel like having a Filet Mignon, actually. Wondering what sauce I should put on it though...

People who fart in a restaurant. Huge turn off.

You're meant to cook it, it's not that bad with Congee. But that's Chinese Cuisine, not everything tastes great. Lol

Blue

I doubt this guide will be very useful now, there isn't that many epers hanging around. Besides, what's wrong with edge pking?

Do like the guide.

Rebel

Desperate/Dyslexic

Be glad miserable and contemplate suicide because they don't sell it. Fix'd OT: Asparagus Oh god, asparagus is so horrible. Last time i tried it I almost threw up after my first bite. I'm never eating it again. Ugh zucchini is dreadful too, I had it for dinner last night and almost killed myself. Try cooking it. It doesn't taste that bad I've tried eating pure mayonnaise once, just a spoonful. It was terrible :|

I divided by 0. Oshi-

Messed up

Simulated a heart attack with a tuna and mayo sandwich. There were way too much mayo :s ... It was just too much