Assume Nothing

Banned for attempting to ban someone who's already banned.

Banned for no reason.

Banned for not training black knights.

Banned for being a psycho robot.

This seems like an article that could be prone to over generalisations - I would look at it more thoroughly later.

Banned for inaccuracies - I'm psuedostaff.

Banned for the allegation that I have a superior lexicon.

Granted. The downloads were corrupt and you end up in an eternal time-loop. I wish to enslave the world.

Banned for not providing an adequate reason for banning me.

Banned for not voicechatting.

Banned for the vain reference to something irrelevant.

Banned for being semi-staff.

Banned for beating me to it.

Autoplay is against the rules now? :(

Banned for smiling at reading his posts.

2/10

Banned for being punished in a naughty way.

I didn't make a post >.> Banned for looking like an idiot.

Banned for not spotting that he got the number wrong.

Banned for implying that it's not.

Banned for not having a good time with me, despite claims of not being male :(

Banned for breathing manually.