To make pixels: 1)First you must construct an altar of darkness from human skulls. 2)Next, you must empower this altar with the blood of the holy, for this, any monk or priest(make sure you get the non pedophiliac ones) will do. 3)On this newly empowered altar of darkness you must sacrifice your first born by performing a series of intricate santanic rituals, or if you don't have a frist born yet, a mountain goat will do. 4)After the sacrifice, place your computer on top of the altar and sprinkle it with some of the leftover blood while simultaneously chanting the chant of "make me my first nooby pixel" chant. 5)After waiting 1 week while periodically sprinkling blood onto your computer, you should now have completed your first pixel. ... ...and if the above method doesn't work for you, you can always just crank up paint, and start drawing with the mouse dot by dot.