Jehosaphat

Mikael: You both poke yourselves some more, and the dog grows more. It also turns blood-red, and grow a pair of wings. (I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here.)

Earth: You pull the green bricks toward you, and shove the rest into the wall. The storm seems to worsen, but you can still see. Hakon: You run away from the statue. Jen: You see the ghost floating far above you, and notice that you have stopped falling. The platform is now hovering by way of a gigantic fan in the floor far below you.

Mikael: You both stab yourselves for no seeming reason. The dog seems to grow with each drop of blood you two bleed onto the platform, though, and you sense that this is not a good thing. Ororidan: You summon your sword, jam it into the statue, and slide down. The statue seems to be bisected, but is still moving as a whole.

Hakon: The arms seem to be inert once they have been separated from the main part of the statue. The statue begins trying to stomp on you. Mikael: You summon the largest shield you can without passing out. Kaokara does the same with her sword, just in time to block a bite from the dog. Earth: You shove some of the bricks around, and the storm seems to lighten up a little bit. You can now tell that the bricks are color-coded, and can be pressed father inward or pulled all the way out of the wall. The colors, as far as you can see, are: Green, Red, Blue, and White. Jen: You punch the ghost in the face. It's so light that it flies into a wall and dissipates again. You hear a whooshing below you, that same eerie laughing, and the platform begins to fall.

Ororidan: You observe that you are standing on a giant statue that is trying to kill Hakon. There is a dirt pile with a trapdoor in it in the center of the room, surrounded by a bunch of lightning blast-marks. Otherwise, there's not much besides you, Hakon, and the statue and its pieces.

Jen: You lose sight of it, then it rematerializes behind you and kicks you in the back of the head. You nearly fall off the platform. (Nope) Mikael: Kakoara makes a shallow cut on your arm, which you then place on the altar. The blood on the altar then forms into letters: "BOSSFIGHT" And the persumed-dead dog jumps out of the blood river, howling and screeching to raise the dead. The walkway disappears, and you and Kakoara are left on the platform with the altar and the dog. Earth: You move along the brick wall, and feel a couple of the bricks shift as you touch them.

Earth: You can't see anything for all the blinding snow. Ororidan: You jump through the door in the floor, landing where was once the head of a giant animated statue. You watch Hakon shoot its arm off. Hakon: You shoot the statue's arm off, and land back on the floor. You're beginning to feel tired again.

Jen: You and your familiar both miss the elemental with ice beams, but you then run up and kick it in the jaw. It staggers backwards and falls off the platform. Mikael: The room seems to consist of an altar in the center, a platform around the altar, and a river of blood with a walkway over it from the door you entered to the platform.

Hakon: You miss horribly, then jump onto the statue's arm as it tries to punch you again. (1 then a 20. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?!?)

Earth: You create your Sniper Rifle, then whack the wall. It sounds pretty thick. Mikael: You decide not to take any more of Kakoara's health, instead stabbing the stunned dog in the other room to restore your health. Kakoara then takes her chips back and finishes the dog off, healing the wounds you had inflicted.

Jen: You jump onto the elemental's back and miss its head at point-blank range. Your familiar trips over one of the elemental's legs and falls on its face. The elemental then dissipates, and rematerializes on the other side of the platform.

Ororoidan: You are in a concrete room with doors in each of the 4 walls, the ceiling, and the floor. All the doors are open. Mikael: You take a bit of Kakoara's health - enough to cause you to heal your leg most of the way.

Hakon: You blast the statue's head off. The rest of the statue keep moving, though. Earth: You find some etchings in your corner. You finger read them as "END THE STORM." You realize the wall they are etched into is made of brick. Mikael: I did. Jen: Your ice beam misses and freezes a chunk of the wall. Your familiar misses. The elemental then runs over to try to attack you, but trips and falls on his face. (Good grief, it's like a roll-a-1-fest in here!)

Jen: The ghost punches you in the gut. (And fine... IT'S NOT AN ACTUAL GHOST, IT'S AN AIR ELEMENTAL AND THE GUARDIAN OF THE SHINY THING)

Earth: You walk into the Frost room, which is essentially one big blizzard. You follow the wall to a corner, incapable of seeing through the blowing snow. Hakon: You put the Lightning chip into Slot 1, then try to put the Space chip into Slot 5, but it won't fit. You barely dodge a very long-range boulder punch from the statue.

Mikael: You borrow Kakoara's Armblade and Health Leech chips for a short time - they'll be returned to her when the session ends. You equip them, and stash your Air and Circle Shield chips in your backpack. (Iey's Health Leech is a Slot 2, in this case.) Jen: You freeze the ghost in a block of ice, which then shatters as your falls both end on the platform the shiny thing had been on. The shiny thing retreats into the floor, and the ghost then stands back up. You briefly see the words "Boss Fight!" etched into the floor, then erased.

Earth: All the doors have been opened. You can enter the air room, blood room, bone room, lava room, frost room, or earth room. Take yer pick. Hakon: You miss horribly. You begin to feel tired from shooting high-powered space bolts as opposed to the lower-power electric bolts you had been using earlier.

Jen: You dive downwards, and the ghost keeps up with you, kicking you in the shins all the way. You seem to be infinitely falling. (Hint: The ghost is punching you, kicking you, and trying to antagonize you in every way I can think of. Are you going to do nothing?)

Hakon: You do a quick slot-switch and launch a few space bolts at the statue. Two of them miss, but one hits its left shoulder and disintegrates it, causing the statue's left arm to fall to the floor.

Jen: You hug the ghost-like creature. It kicks you into a wall again. Mikael: The Health Leech chip doesn't work that way. She stabs the dog, leeching a bit of its health into herself to heal the minor wounds she received earlier and knocking the dog into the blood-river. She then walks over and patches up your leg, and you wake up. You are still very tired, though.

Jen: You punch the ghost-thing in the nose. It kicks you into a wall, and the both of you keep falling. Hakon: You run toward the statue and miss shooting at it again. It releases a series of punches, the last of which you are hit by. You are launched into the opposing wall by the sheer force of the punch.

Mikael: You run through the door and pass out from blood loss due to your injured leg in the doorway. Kakoara runs into the room and sees that it looks like an altar surrounded by rivers of blood. She is followed by an angry rabid dog. Jen: You try to swim upwards, and realize that you feel like you're in a constant state of falling, not some fluid. The ghost-thing punches you in the nose.

Hakon: You dodge out of the way of the punch, then miss the statue's shoulder. It prepares to punch you again.

Jen: You can no longer see the glowy thing. The ghost-looking-thing appears in front of you and laughs eerily. Mikael: You chuck the bloody dog corpse at the door, which dissolves the corpse and swings wide open. Kakoara slashes another dog, stunning it. The bleeding dog has died from blood loss, and she blocks an attack from the last remaining dog.

Jen: You see something that looks like a ghost fluttering around you. Trusting that you'll return to the glowy thing does nothing.