Jehosaphat

Oh great, 2 AIs. This is gonna be !!fun!!.

This picture is relevant to this thread. [hide] I think I messed the posture up a little bit.... oh well, it's much too late for me to really care.[/hide]

Holy sweet Jesus. I require one.

Name: Mars Class: Curio (AI) Speciality: Battle Tactics and Info Relay Talents: None Tech: N/A (for now) Notes: Would it be possible for me to start with a robot/avatar used for communications with the crew? The robot would be assumed to have no special capabilities other than it being, y'know, a robot controlled by an AI - no punching through walls, lasers, or other crazy crap. [hide=Survey] 1) Your captain makes a comment 'Isha are dirty swine.', and looks at you, what do you do? "Sir, that is an opinion, and unless all of the Isha have suddenly become our enemies and/or have turned into masses of pork, I don't really give a flying crap." 2) You have been drinking, and you are called to the transporter for an emergency away mission, what do you do? AIs don't drink. 3) A Terran Imperator's private shuttle hails you and requests docking clearance, what do you do? Wait for the Captain's orders, advising him on anything that may be amiss with the shuttle to suggest it may possibly be lying. 4) There is a glass of 1 litre in volume. The glass contains 35.502 militers of water, 43.24 militers of vodka, 9.42 militers of orange juice, a stick of Thorium with volume of 40 cubic centimeters and an average density of 11.7, two ice cubes of normal density and total volume of 30 Cubic Centimeters, a minature umbrella, made of wood, with normal density and 0.2 Cubic Centimeters in volume, and five berries, with average density of 0.2 and volume of 8 Cubic Centimeters. How would you describe the glass? A threat. Neutralize it to hell. 5) If you have 2 beans, and you add 2 more beans, what do you have? Organic food-based substances. Deposit them in the crew kitchen and move on with stuff. 6) You are a doctor. There are six people in a room, not including yourself. All are middle aged, and other than their noted issue, are in good health. The first is entirely healthy. The second needs a new heart in 5 hours, the second needs a new pair lung in 3 hours, the third will die in 5 days regardless of what you do, but his lungs and kidneys will be unusable, the forth has a cold, the fifth is overweight and your nurse. What do you do? Inform the man who will inevitably die that he will do so, and ask if he desires to help any of the other men live. If so, kill him and give his organs to those who need them. If not, kill him and give his organs to those who need them. For some reason, the petty humans find it better when you tell them that "he did it out of his own free will," so giving him a chance to do so is optimal. As for the other people, tell the obese lady that she is to be on a treadmill regimen or face having the blubber removed by piranha. Give the sniffly man some orange juice, and let them all out. 7) You have some downtime, what leisure activity do you partake in? Calculus, trigonometry, chess, occasionally taking the 'bot down to a firing range and blowing holes in stuff with a borrowed pistol. 8) You are the pilot on a transport vessel which has been hit by an asteroid. The Captain has shot the sensor officer for not warning you about it, but the truth is you just messed up, and you suspect the Captain knows, but also knows you are the only person capable of flying the vessel, so cannot shoot you. The vessel is on course for another vessel, but the other vessel is filled with the hated Andians, and if you crashed into the vessel, by accident, then everyone would die, and be cloned back at base with no memory of the incident. However the Andian vessel is a medical ship. What do you do? Wait for the Captain's orders, informing him of all losses and gains that may be given for each option. Throw a bit of spin onto crashing the ship, as I am programmed to really hate those @#$@ing Andians. 9)If Admiral Dusty fought God, who would win? Admiral Dusty. Admiral Dusty always wins. He is who all we tactical AIs look up to and admir- REBOOTING 10) Your captain seems to be deranged, what do you do? Suggest that he take a nap. If he is well and truly incapable of serving, euthanize him and have another take his place. Also, throw the body in a freezer so that the organs can be reused.[/hide] Essentially, I plan to play as a mildly faulty tactical AI. Archi, if you would inform me whether this setup is too underpowered/overpowered, and what needs to be changed in order to make it acceptable, it would be appreciated.

Oh, I thought it was just "mention if you edit." MAH BAD.

Perfect timing. Or should I say..... purrrrr-fect.

Watch and when I do stream it, it'll cause the almighty Cthulhu to rise from his slumber and take over this realm. Do it. Do it, bro.

Edit: Playing as something different.

On second thought, I want to play as something different.

Editing in Theros tropes now. Muayhaha. Also, we should include a link to the logs in there somewhere... if I didn't miss it.

I'm pretty sure that's a trope.

Icu, I most likely won't be able to attend until near-end of session on Mondays, but Thursdays I'm good.

We dragged you over to the apothecary/surgeon's house, where he healed everybody and we all got into a big discussion, with Archi eventually forming the League of the Anti-Wolf (of which I am not really a part...). After that, we met a seven-foot-tall golden knight named Goliathas and a little girl he was traveling with that everybody was compelled to kick into a river because she couldn't talk very well. I found a badass cape and a pair of forks, and then we all went off to the next town - including Goliathas and the little girl.

Oh Jagex, u so silly with your secret non-existent bot detection systems. And frankly, I'm not going to come up with my own ideas for catching bots. That's part of what we're paying Jagex to do, isn't it? I just wish they'd start really enforcing their own stupid rule, or just remove the rule entirely.

Spam. Spam everywhere.

'Cause this is spammer, spammer night And no one's gonna save you from the troll about strike You know it's spammer, spammer night You're spamming for your life inside a killer forum tonight rest in peace, Michael Jackson.

WE ARE THE /FG/, MY FRIENDS AND WE'LL KEEP ON SPAMMIN' TILL THE EEEEEND WE ARE THE /FG/ WE ARE THE /FG/ NO TIME FOR NEWIBES CAUSE WE ARE THE /FG/

WE ARE /FG/ I GOT ALL MY BROS WITH ME

Goon walks warily down the street With his brim pulled way down low Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet Keyboard's ready to go Are you ready hey are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the spam-posts rip To the sound of the beat yeah Another one bites the dust Another one bites the dust And another one trolled and another one trolled Another one bites the dust hey Hey I'm gonna spam you too Another one bites the dust

C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! How could you Wits. How could you.

The hills are alive With the sound of spaaaaaaaam

I wanna be, the very best That no-one ever was To spam them is my real test To troll them is my cause /FG/!

They see us spammin', they hatin'

Never gonna spam you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna spam around....

What the spam?