Jehosaphat

Well, that was a boar hunt gone horribly freakin' wrong 1st boar we killed, I accidentally dropped my waterskin into the water trying to refill it. So no water. 2nd boar went fine, no issues. 3rd boar.... I chased it across the continent, was out of stamina, and ANOTHER BOAR SHOWS UP AND KICKS MY ASS. So I've reincarnated. Again. I AM NOT PLEASED, AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AGAINST BOARKIND

I do if you'll tell me your HS.

I already did all my English classes. The teachers weren't that good, though, so I still suck at writing.

What happened to Operation Drop Art?

Except, that, y'know, that would make no sense. Zaros having been a thousand years banished when the Godsword was created and all. Except, ya'know, if they can merge Zaros into the godwars, they can pretty much do anything, no matter how ugly it will be. I bet they could merge the internet into runescape without much of a hassle(playing funorb games on a rs character, ey?). Yeah, I'm still pretty annoyed about shoehorning Zaros into the GWD, story-wise. A Zaros Godsword would still be 50x more plot fail though. "During her long imprisonment Nex heard stories of the legendary Godsword and set about the creation of a hilt dedicated to the Ancient god Zaros using her and her mages' considerable magical abilities." Or, to phrase it differently... "MAGIC. TROLOLOLOL"

Halo doesn't like women. trollface.jpg

Well I feel dumb. Some nub in a sprucecap came up to Falador, and Icu left me to take care of him since he was taking a boat to Archi. The nub wanted to form a party. I figured it was because he wanted to private chat, and thus agreed. He then started running around on my claim and taking all my stuff. I forgot the party system lets you do that. DURR. So I left the party and punched him until he dropped everything. I had no way of checking that he had dropped it ALL without letting him get away, though, so he ended up making off with 3 WWWs, a boar tusk, and a q10 cow skin. Oh well, if I see him again, I'll know who to punch to death, since I memorized him before he got away. Oh, and I made a bunch of leather. Got a boar tusk helm, waterskin, quiver, backpack, spare backpack that I gave to Icu, and 3 spare bits of leather. And more to come. :D

MOAR POAST.

Only Mather could have an actual "death rate". :P

It's a supercity compared to anything else I've found so far. It won't be long until they get a village claim up, the rate they're going. And I think I'm gonna put my HF in my house. Better protection than none.

Ajax is a friend in-game. He's a pretty cool guy from what I've seen. We met up, I let him use the kiln in exchange for a few WWWs (he finds the things like nobody else), then we went exploring, met and had a conversation with a couple of Russian guys who were fishing, then ran into someone from a supercity to the southeast. We went hunting with that guy for a bit (we got a boar, he got a fox), visited the supercity, and now we're going hunting again. And I know leaving scents around isn't a good idea, but I wasn't really thinking about that. Oh well, guess we just wait for them to expire...

I KILLED A BOAR I FREAKIN' KILLED A FREAKIN' BOAR AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA Back to reality: I got Rage, decided to make a Full Industry guy for when we find metal. Turns out Rage isn't as good for killing as it is for knocking the guy out. So I went to look for a swamp in which to dispose of my alt multiple times. With none nearby, I decided to head back home and do it the hard way. Then I saw the boar... After the boar killed my alt a few times so it could get full industry, I shot at it with a couple of stone arrows, then chased across the continent until I had finished punching it to death. Oh, and I got my claim set up. Theives beware. Oh, and Nex and any other rangers, please disregard any assault or murder scents around the village currently, since those are from my alt. Edit: And after another 2 alts, another boar bites the dust. I also now have a Full Industry alt for mining once we get a mine set up.

Moar Poast.

Ajax linked me to a map of the river system:

Happy Birthday Iey.

I went a'rabbit hunting while you all were asleep. 4 of the skins on the drying racks are mine, the other 4 can be divided up amongst you lot somehow. If someone takes my 4, there'll be hell to pay, yadda yadda. I also got 9 MM, 10 UA, and 11 Exploration. And Yeomanry, which I can't use due to lack of bone matter, and some other cool abilities and stuff. I also managed to finish my new house. The old one which everyone used as storage anyways is now officially the storage house. Still no sign of the presumed-stolen WWW.

I don't know if I can do that, the mods maybe could. But then again, there's this thing called "changing your IP"... Yeah, I'm the dude in the green hat. The other guy's a trader.... or Rocco....

It would appear that I'm gonna have to buy Ranging to track the nub who stole our WWW. Fun. Also, Resistance, a bit of history to explain why we've been mildly hostile: A long time ago, there was a guy named Hex. He was a troll. He got himself booted from hegemony I, then eventually banned overall, if I recall correctly. I wasn't as active nor as aware of the Hexic situation back then as I am now, so... A bit later, he made an alt called Iconic, which later namechanged to something else. On this alt, he wasn't a troll as much, and was a pretty good guy. Until eventually, via an argument over Tavern expansion and numerous incidences with the admins (who are probably fed up with us by this point, by the way, so I suggest not aggravating them), it got exposed that he was Hex, he quit and returned multiple times, trolled some, sometimes made decent suggestions, and sometimes did things that could only be described as blatant greifing. (like advertising in a place we specifically asked him not to....) Currently, he stated that he would have a script running to prevent his access to these forums on his computer. Said statement was made in late November, and said script has supposedly been running since early December. He has, however, continued to be a bit of an ass regarding Tavern activities, as he was, and possibly still is, spam-advertising the Tavern on the RSOF, and possibly other sites. MAN THAT WAS A RUNON SENTENCE. However, we now are rather paranoid about Hex, as nobody wants to have their trust broken again. And, no offense intended, but the "I HAVE BEEN INSULTED MULTIPLE TIMES I'M SUCH A VICTIM" argument sounds like something he would say.

Just double-checked. No WWW on any of the drying racks, in any of the boats, crates, or cabinets. I initially found out from drying a rabbit skin.

I changed my HS to a bunch of random letters and numbers. I got sick of hearthfires appearing on my lawn and never leaving. Also, I hope someone harvested/moved the WWW, because it.... isn't there right now...

I found my corpse, ravaged and empty. It is now sitting in my cabin, to someday become a part of a "SCREW YOU BOARS" monument. Oh well, at least that expedition got us some more supplies and another silkmoth.

Yes. And Nex, get that boat back to Falador - those mulberries will be useless without it. Did you grab any Mulberry leaves, by any chance?

Nex, where'd you put that boat? I want to use it to go find my corpse.

So... I say that first, we go and find my dead body, then all hearth home with the stuff. Since Nex has said he's got mulberries, we don't really need to explore too much more yet. After that, we all farm LP and pour it into Exploration, and go looking for WWWs, rabbits, berries, and other cool stuff like that.

I did not "fail too hard". I got ambushed by a leve... y'know what, forget it. Let's just find those moths, then find a mulberry tree.