Jehosaphat

I already have my Slayer gear and supplies sorted out, so I'm good :thumbup:

Idon'tknowwhatthe[bleep]isgoingon.jpg I think that if I manage to get into a Space session for being distracted by something else shiny, I'm just gonna hide in my quarters and do research.

Hmm.... Knowing that Jagex has a tendency to release updates with an inverse relation to how cool we think they're supposed to be, I think Nex is gonna stink on ice. I mean, looking at all the hype here, I'm guess it's going to un-meleeable, have half the fight be time-consuming cutscenes, and have a droprate of ~divine sigil for everything except rune javelins and noted marrentills. [/cynic] Can't wait for the update to be released so all the slayer spots will be empty; since I know there's no way in hell I'll be able to get a Nex kill within the first month of release. :thumbup:

The furry gets sniped, and Halo is covered in blood and furry brains.

I've been told that the bolded one will eat your life as well. On that topic, I still suck at drawing. So no previews for you guys.

So, like... Killing someone carrying 1 or more Tier 1 items nets you Vesta, Statius, and the mage and range guys whose names I dun remember. Killing someone carrying 1 or more Tier 2 items nets you the corrupt versions of the above, and/or corrupt dragon stuff. Killing someone carrying 1 or more Tier 3 items nets you.... a cluescroll maybe? For irony's sake? Killing someone carrying 1 or more Tier 4 items nets you a BRONZED DRAGON CLAW! Overall, I like the idea - My suggestion for Tiers 3&4 was a joke, in case you can't tell :P

Knowing Jagex, that's probably how people will get Statius and Vesta and such stuff when the update takes effect. That would actually be something I think I could agree with. Me too. It's a good way to solve the loot-related issues caused by people who PK in mostly untradeables. The only problem with it that I can see would be how to value the untradables lost. Since otherwise, you'd get people killing each other both wearing full achievement diary armor and making millions.

This is what happens, ladies and gents, when you give a /FG/er too much free time and nothing to do in said free time. Now, to conclude our tour of the TIF, we'll be walking through the Tavern. Please stay out of Mather's firebreathing radius, and mind the GM. Edit@halo2postsago: MY. FREAKIN. LINE.

Get out Facebook. GET. OUT.

DON'T QUESTION IT! *clenches onto Stork* *deep breath* Accept it...

What.

Cute or... "cute"? If it's the second, we'll have to torch you as we would a furry. And it's been so long since I've seen a good furry-torching... *takes out flamethrower*

Knowing Jagex, that's probably how people will get Statius and Vesta and such stuff when the update takes effect.

I can just see this picture of young Mather in a classroom with the rest of the kindergarteners: Teacher: "So what do you do for fun?" Irrelevant Student 1: "I color in coloring books." Irrelevant Student 2: "I eat crayons." Mather: "I breathe fire."

O goodness, a religion debate. I stay out of those, because all I'll do is get myself in trouble. Now back to your regularly scheduled spam: This place needs moar poast

Yeah, Mather, don't do anything you'll regret. 7th grade, I once pretty much chugged a container of clue. I don't know why, but I do remember the digestive issues I had for the month after that.

Did you buy xp the whole time or did you die and lose chaotics? I actually bought a ton of other crap. Law/nat staves, zealot ammy.... I found out the hard way that they suck. Badly.

So, a small story for you all. [hide=The Story] I got sick and tired of being known in the HYT chat as "that one 90 dg guy with no chaotics." So I set out to get my rapier. As I got within ~100 tokens of my goal, I decide to do a couple of c1 smalls to finish it off, and after the first one.... [hide=Rapier] I raged hard. [hide=Actual Rapier] As you can see from the chatbox, I was highly pleased with the fact that I no longer was the 90 dg moron with no chaotics. :thumbup: [/hide] [/hide] [/hide]

This is the spam that never ends....

Nobody plays RS here... Except for Pepsi, that mod guy, and that other kid, can't remember his name. And me. And I haven't bought minecraft either; because I'm convinced that DF > Minecraft (and I can't be bothered to pay for it.)

Storkian Economics: Hmm, I think I'll..... wait, what in the name of carp is thi- to heck with it, I'm gonna go burn stuff in Dungeoneering.

how did you get 90 dungeoneering? i'd imagine very slowly. Clearly botted 90 dg. Or used 117. So he's clearly insane, since dung isn't exactly easy to bot. Glad that was cleared up.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges. When life gives you lemons, squirt 'em in your younger sibling's eye. When life gives you lemons, throw them at a dorf and tell him to make booze. When life gives you lemons, use the juice for invisible ink. When life gives you lemons, sell 'em. When life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes banana juice.

I think it was fixing problems like how making magic pots gave you extra lant unfs instead of extra potato cacti. I'm yet to check this, though, so...

DF is 3d. You transverse Z-levels with > and < when in fortress mode, and by walking onto ramps while in adventurer mode. But whatever, suit yourself with your E-Legos. I'll be over here punching steam demons and watching them explode.