Jehosaphat

5.7 fire magic 0.4 crafting Eyepatch Dull glass spikes Glass caltrops Fireproof robes Engraved glass spear (default focus) Weird oversized arrowhead thing Treasure map on leather + 1.5 fire magic 1.4 crafting Twisted glass staff with oversized arrowhead tip decorated to hell and back and fused to his arm via bracelet and chain = 7.2 fire magic 1.8 crafting Eyepatch Dull glass spikes Glass caltrops Fireproof robes Engraved glass spear with obsidian decorations (default focus) Treasure map on leather Twisted glass fire staff with mythril alloy arrowhead-tip and overly decorated, attached via bracelet and chain Currently on the beach near Hallowdale harbor waiting for the pirates to come back from the tavern Holy crap, that was fun. I spent the whole session messing with my arrowhead-spear. I am now confident that it is the most bad-ass thing I have ever made in Dungeoneering, and will only become more bad-ass as I add more stuff to it, improve the gem settings...

That's actually POSSIBLE?

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:mellow:

NOT AGAIN

So... what'd I miss?

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Yeah, Goon, we're waging war on furries. FIRE THE ROCKETS, MEN!

FIRE THE NAPALM CANNON, PEPSI!

Right. Would you mind loading yourself into that cannon over there? We need to light you on fire and shoot you at some furries.

*jumps out of the Storkopter with a sniper rifle and bungie cord, headshotting a furry on his way down* When the furry's hiding behind cover.... you shoot through it. Now, Pepsi, where'd you put the napalm?

And me, the crazy third cousin quintuply removed of Halo's great-aunt's husband.

*starts blasting eye of the tiger at full volume in the storkopter* LET'S FREAKING ROLL (I'd show a shop'd picture of the chopper mowing down furries, but every time we try to get a picture of it, the camera explodes from sheer awesome)

Storkopter armed and ready to take out some furries. I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING

Updates that don't suck horribly compared to what they could've been.

So. This /FG/..... does it menace with spikes of awesome?

The first time I read that, I read it as devoured. Was like "wut" Then I realized you just misspelled divorced.

Bows, this is your cue to RUN AWAY QUICKLY before you end up in a manga edit.

I see you there, Google.

Needs more post.

*squirts lemon juice in Pepsi's eye* GO STUDY

What

Now DANCE!

DAT SPAM

:arrow: MINE IS THE ARROW THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS