Jehosaphat

Dashing through the snow On a pair of broken skis O'er the hills we go Crashing into trees The snow is turning red I think I'm almost dead I end up in a hospital With stitches in my head! Sing to tune of Jingle Bells. Laugh.

Name: Theros Merit: 1875 Credits: None (all were donated to ship fund) Inventory: A Spiderbot following him around DF Suit Visor (used for robot control, as well as vision change) Expanding Shield Ion Cannon (wielded chaingun style) Two railguns as sidearms Pegleg-thing designed by Ross Skills: Level I Shooting Capabilities: Make Level V powered "DF" armorsuit with level III powersource Make Level III plasma grenades Make Level IV Small Railguns Make Level XXXIX Ion Cannons Make focused plasma charges (Level I) Spec Ammo (Level II) UTR (Level II) Achievements: Designer of the "Flyin' Nades" robots. Designer of the "Scout" robots. Designer of the "Themes" robots. Designer of the Expanding Shield Designer of the "Robospider" robots. Designer of the "Troll" robot tanks.

How exactly do you know it's a magical academy? For all you know, you're trying to break into the royal palace or something.

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3.4 fire magic. Eyepatch + 1.2 fire magic 0.4 crafting Dull glass spikes Glass caltrops Fireproof robes Engraved glass spear (default focus) = 4.6 fire magic 0.4 crafting Eyepatch Dull glass spikes Glass caltrops Fireproof robes Engraved glass spear (default focus)

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inb4 flood of doritos

Run, 321. Run like the wind.

Still needs moar poast

Needs moar poast

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Reaction to this thread: "....What." Answer to the question: I really don't know; and I can't afford buying a time machine to find out. (Seriously, they give you MASSIVE surcharges if you accidentally screw up the timestream.)

Oh hi Stork.

PH34R T3H LURK

(Meanwhile, in the land of drunken stupor...) Kemios awoke groggy, and with yet another hangover. After quickly realizing that he was covered in blood and the corpses of various alley creatures, he looked over to Joel, who seemed to have grown to much larger than Kemios himself. When Joel noticed Kemios gawking at his now-enormous size, he said: "I don't know what happened either, but I think I'm too small to curl around your arm now. So, how's about I give you a lift?" Kemios nodded, jaw still agape at the massive creature that was still under his responsibility. And as Joel grabbed him by the upper arm with his tail and took to the air, flying him over the forests, deserts, and mountains nearby, he was still pondering...."Why didn't we stop to grab a beer first?"

(text) Adding to the quote pyramid ftw

Yeah I'll passsss. Hey! Aass is the local brewery and the only remaining of the original breweries, their HQ is here in Drammen. Also the name (which has been commented before by someone famous) is actually pronouced as ås, the Norwegian name for hill and comes from the name of the family who founded it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aass That doesn't mean other people from across the globe won't read it as "ass." :P

I can honestly say I have no idea what the carp you guys are talking about.

Accounting project. It is a pain in the butt. Also, I see you there, MSN/Bing.

And you killed him. Wait... lemme guess, he tried to "rush" you. (I know, the pun is horrible and some of you will never recover, but it had to be done.)

o_o *reads all of Napalm's posts* o_O *reads Pepsi's post* O_O

I have a helicopter? That blows up tanks? HELLYES Aside from that, this is the most epic win since the Cautionary Tale of Manga Edits.

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