Nexaduro

I stick remote detonaters to the door, facing inwards so the blast is focused in that direction, and then I huddle in a corner and press the detonater.

I teleport to the Wraith ship, get in a wraith dart, have all the other darts manned by Wraith, and do a fly-over of the entire planet to remove any sentient life.

How 'bout you respond to the actions of the last session?

Bad language is not the answer, Earth. Violence is. :thumbsup: Anywho, gotta go, see you guys later!

Hm... Interesting power Iey! How 'bout you "heal" Earthsage next time?

I nod grimly. "Your plight is much the same as ours. An army of Liches and their minions are one of the numerous forces invading our town, Ikana." I begin looking around with Iey, trying to find a source of magic.

"I came here with the incompetent fool who accidentally shot the child, along with a cleric and Ivory Mage. We came through a portal in our world, through which creatures of unimaginable evil have been pouring. Have you... um... seen any monsters of late? The man who shot the child is a would-be acid mage and necromancer, and probably the most volatile individual I know, but unfortunately we felt his assistance was needed to stem the tide of monsters. Also, he is... special... and cannot die permanently. Our other companions, occupied defending a human settlement, will likely shun him more now than they did before. He didn't really mean to shoot the child, he just has horrible aim and his arrows didn't explode in his face for once." I try to channel 3/4s of my life into healing the child, as well as half the exp I've gained so far in the campaign.

I bury Earth under the ground, and apologize to the parents. I tell them that I will help them in any way they would like, and that unfortunately the mans arrow could not be healed.

I walk outdoors and smash in Earth's head with my mace. I then sit down, without my weapons, and heal the child.

How cliche, Earth. I reform my armour, bow to the child, and then kneel and ask him to put down the ask.

NO KEMIOS! DO NOT! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOUR EARDRUMS IMPLODE AND YOUR WINGS WILT! Those guys are clearly evil, they destroyed the Sun Tower, and if you put that around Jen's mountain... Who knows what loot is in there, never mind the transmog master Ivory Mage that lives there! I protect Iey and the Ivory Mage while looking around.

I burst the metal outwards to form supports above the portal, and stabilize the room with geomancy. Whether or not I succeed, I pull the metal to me as I jump through the portal.

I un-deafen myself and begin rolling around the room in a steel sphere, crashing into the walls.

I deafen myself, and create a massive burst of sound echoing out towards the wall, hopefully reacting with whatever Sonium does.

Sorry, I'm gonna go play EVE online so I might be absent a little bit. My first move is to yank Iey away from the portal to stand behind me, and yell to everyone to do the same as I blast the phantom with magic.

I bring down the city ship in the forest, along with the hiveship. I personally man the 304, with all the ZPMs in the City-Ship (four, right?). I fly towards the castle, and open fire on it and everything else non-allied I see. I have the Wraith begin an assault on the planet.

Uh, Iey, unless you redirect that you're not going to the underworld I think. It's more of an elemental plane, if I'm correct. And it's not quite that easy, unfortunately. The mods here like to disrupt attempts at epicness.

Sorry, Iey, too late.

I grimly smile, and form my polemace and armour into a two-sided spike between us that jabs into the center of both of our chests.

My post?

I form my armour into a steel sphere around myself, curling into a ball, and unleash a blast of ice magic on the inside to clear my mind. I try using transmogrification to change my brain to have only one purpose, to protect the Ivory Mage closing the portal.

Dangit. Nevermind, I guess. I drive the orb of light into the shadow and blow it outwards, continuing my prayers. I pull Jen's staff from Iey's hands, and fire all of the charge into the shade.

Exactly. I haven't died yet, and my first death might as well be a worthy one. My armour is essentially a huge conductor, and I'm calling on the (good) gods with a personal sacrifice.

I also draw away Mather's electricity into myself, adding power (at the cost of all exp gained during this campaign) to the lightning and concentrating it on the spike.

I call on the gods to shield my mind, and yell: "Nianra kes Atlayum! (United we will stand against evil)" and turn my armour spike into a massive spike jutting from my hand, which I drive into the shadow.