Nexaduro

Formed in flames and bright light too, A flash of the numbers five-six-two; A warrior, a mage, a hero wannabe! Dumbly determined never to flee. Falling flat, then regaining his feet, Two great constructs he did meet! One exception to his fleeing proclamation; Nex escaped with great exclamation! Earthen doors behind him closed. Sealed, unsealed, via keystone. Gathering his miniscule might, Nex then prepared for the fight. Striding in, our hero proclaimed; "Golems, stand down, or else be maimed!" Wholly dumbstruck by his words, The Golems did not hail their lord! Rather than tremble and fall to their knees, Or even, horrified, entirely freeze; The vile contructs attacked our Nex! And by his magic, were ground to flecks. Smiling, the bard-mage strode Out the door and down a road. Where is he now? Likely dead. But nothing indisputable can be said. An effective summary of my early time on the "Dungeoneering" game in the Falador Tavern. In farcical poem form. I LOVE poetry, and I never really found a means to share my poems with people. Given my vocabulary and superhuman ability to avoid doing homework, I make the perfect poet :thumbsup: Anywho, let me know what you think! Keep in mind, the actual words are supposed to be ridiculous, though I tried to do a good job on the rhyme scheme. P.S. I hope the obsessive speed-posting "Tavern Disease" doesn't infect any of you :-D

Meh, I'll join. Name: Tyrius Deylani Armor: Varying from none to thick bone plating. Can only change during match intermissions Weapon: Ability to rapidly generate and regenerate bone mass, allowing creation of spikes, spines, whips, etc. made of bone. Can only change during match intermissions. Description: Variable.

Any mimics left, I impale with stone spikes. I then check the other chests, carefully checking for traps with sound magic. I form full ice armor around myself for protection. EDIT: I also try to knock out Earth if he takes any staffs or stuff with sound magic. Gotta go for dinner. BRB.

I put my staff out of the mimic's mouth so it can't close all the way, unleashing its resonance magic to shake the mimic and make it easier to open.

Darnit. I try to get the mouth open using any kind of magic (or strength), then do what I tried to do before.

Did I say you died? A Mimic ate me... either I'm dead in it's mouth, or you have a poor choice of words. If I'm alive, I heal my wounds and drop down so I have a foot of stone over my head, with an air tunnel going to my mouth. I then use my stone-spike coffin again. EDIT: The coffin is used ON THE MONSTERS. Not me. If I'm in the mimics mouth, I use aeromancy to blow it open and escape, then follow the actions i said.

So, I'm dead. My stone spell failed to entrap anything. My ice armour did nothing. And, though I was on the defensive, I didn't manage a single block. Either the dice hate me or Ross is having a bad day. How much exp do I lose? I choose to lose air, water, poleaxe, ice, and heal, that's 1.0 xp. Then take whatever of my 1.3 sound is required, and that's all I have except 2.5 geomancy.

I'M IN THE ROOM AND I MADE ICE ARMOR. You missed the post. I encase any mimics I missed, then add more spike and start to crush them by thickening the rock and making it compress.

When's the session going to end?

Missed mine. I start spinning my staff in preparation for Mimic attacks, and attempt to use my Stone Coffin technique on the mimics (trap in stone, then impale with spikes)

You kidding me? With geomancy, all you need is strategy and it's the best combat magic.

Jen should get one crystal, Mather the other. Mather should keep the Einherjarium. Anything else, Earth and I should choose. If you find something I want and try to take it, Earth, I'll knock you out and take it.

Nothing for me, Ross? Anywho, I armor myself in Ice and proceed to check the chests for traps using sound magic to determine ttheir structure.

I follow Earth, and shield us with ice magic.

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!

We should limit it to one post per Ross roll. Otherwise, it's hard to keep up. Edit your message to say what you want to say.

Nope. Staff, dagger, axe, spear, stuff like that. Highest tech we have is Mather's revolver.

How does he feel? Craaaaaazy as a coconut.

Nexaduro shields with ice, then moves throught the door.

I did.

Kill you IRL? Either Jen, Poseidon, or myself could do that. WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! It's in the student directory :thumbup:

Beginner dungeon Kirby. You can try to find a secret passage, but i think i got 'em all. You start out with a weapon (nothing magic or special) and no power levels. You can say anything, and Ross'll decide if it's possible, then roll.

666 and Ross is here! Speak of the devil! =b

I won't stop you, not killing Earth anyways. He's annoying, but I won't kill him. I could, though. My levels are less spread out, but higher.

Wait, are you killing me too ICU?