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No, not at all infact being left handed is a problem because most things are designed for right handed people. You can claim that left handed people are more intellegent but thats just because there are 80% more right handed people, your just choosing from a smaller pool. Genetic left handedness isn't the same gene that causes intellegence, stop trying to big yourself up because your left handed, I'm sick of left handed people saying there better when really its just a difference.

Theros, you manage to suck up some water from around the church, it forms into a large globule encasing the vampire within it, than the vampire rips itself out of it and snaps your staff in half. Hakon, "Well, I need invention making" and he handed you a bag full of equipment "make killer machine, make good". You open the bag and find. Six different screw drivers. Two blades. Some wires. A glass jar full of a funny blue liquid. Odd shapes of metal. A bike chain. A small dagger. Six 30cm tubes. A broken mechanical hand. and some wax.

The same for me, but I fire homemade bows perfectly. Mather, I don't know what nocking is.

Hakon, sorry my mistake. Borkin opens the door, he is wearing a spinning hat with blades and a hand projecting out of it. "Is me saved human, what you want?" and his hand gestures you to come in. Theros, you run into the church, the vampire follows you in which is a rarity for vampires, you can see a crucifix and some holy water but as the vampire enters the church he makes the symbol of the cross on him, this is when you realise that he is not a doctor, his white robes were that of a priest, it is a church born vampire, immune to the power of the lord. Half hour break, post your actions and I'll reply to them in half an hour, if anyone has UK freeview put on E4 and you'll know why!

Right handed, right handed for writing and sports. I'm apparently left eyed so my natural hold for a rifle or arrow is different to everyone else, as the rifle guy said to the other rifle guy "You've got a right-left hander here haven't you"

Hakon, you find his mind, probably from mind magic, probably from the large sign claiming to tell of the goblin tinkers with Borkin in large letters, although the 'b' was backwards and the O was actually a lump of mud you still managed to find his name. After walking down the stairs you find a couple of doors, and in the dimly lit door you find the door Borkin. You knock. Theros, you fail but you manage to send a fireball at the vampire, he's thrown into the air and he begins burning but as he carrys on walking the flames go out, he screaches again and flits towards you, he picks up a piece of wood and jabs it on your arm, he than picks up the wood you wanted to stake him with and stabs it in your other arm, your arms are powerless, the church catches your eye

Theros, The vampire, blood all around his face with pure white skin and long claws screeches at you and manages to push you to the floor, you pick up some wood but it is smashed on the floor, you pick it up again and stab it through his arm but it doesn't even jolt him, his wounds reform as the wood is pushed out. He is wearing bloody doctors rags. The vampire wants to kill you, he doesn't want another vampire running around stealing your blood, careful not to bite you he drives your head into the ground with his fist, it breaks the soft mud around you but it fails to kill you, you just feel really hurt. Hakon, The gobln outside, looking a bit bored guarding you tells you to go ask Borkin, the goblin who saved you. Borkin can be found in the deeper tunnels, near the main hall. He hands you a torch and makes a loud noise of relief.

Ah, because I have a problem with it being too small aswell. Thanks.

Mather, you wake up with a gasp having lost 1.0 summoning, you are cured of rabies. Theros, the bat contorts and forms, more bats come out of its mouth and form in the shape of a man, and then you realise its not a bat at all. The swarm of bats in the shape of a man writhe around and nest in the invisible body until in a couple of seconds, it becomes a man, a vampire. The vampire attacks you.

Hakon, you freeze your brain and die. +0.3 thermomancy Choose a skill to lose Theros, the bat narrowly dodges the fireball and it lands on top of a building watching you. +0.2 fire magic

Theros, you fail to set fire to anything, a bat flies over you. Hakon, blood drips out of your nostrils and you feel scared

Theros, you sucessfully charge a couple of fire spells +0.2 firemagic Hakon, your not seriously trying to overheat your brain! You overheat your brain using thermomancy, you get a headache for a couple of seconds but than you start to feel dizzy and even worse. +0.3 thermomancy

Explain?

Hakon, You feel cold, your hand shakes and snakes start coming out of the walls. You suspect you might have rabies Theros, You see a single man, bowing infront of the altar muttering latin prayers, he doesn't notice you

Hakon, your hand shakes and the polehammer falls out of your hand, you can't meditate, the goblins are coming. Theros, you manage to set one of the wooden houses on fire but the fire fails to spread, the church bell rings once. You were in disbelief for a second or two but you soon realise that you really heard it, the fire spreads some more.

Yeh of course because you can get to us and we can get to you, thats like someone in hegemony saying "Oh don't worry America, Iran is nowhere near you; we do hate you but it would be a minor incoveniance to program or nuclear bombs to attack you" Icu, you don't have any disadvantages.

Thats completly fine, ships can be any size. I second Rocco's claims.

Theros, you enter the desserted village, the silence is like a scream; piercing your very ears. After walking past your houses you enter the centre of the village, a mossy church catches your eye, tiles splayed on the floor. You feel terrified. Mather, you can't sleep due to goblin racket, your polehammer begins to writhe on the floor.

Theros, you finally come close to the village. It seems deserted. Hakon, you fail and than start to feel extremly dizzy

Hakon, the goblin didn't tell you to do anything, your bat just bit you and flew off. Theros, the head feels warm for a second as you focus your power into it, the lights of its eyes flash, you are sucessful in imbuing fire magic into it.

I'm happy to run with two players. Post your actions please.

I got rid of it when Nex told me it was against the rules.

What rule does it break.

Session now with three players needed.