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Self-explanatory.

Pro: YOU LEARN RANDOM [cabbage]! YAY! Con: You can flip to a page and a picture scares the [cabbage] out of you. Polk.

Your mother is a hoe?

Too... Much... Trippingballsium................................... How did I not get a seizure from that?

Pmuborcen

You get sucked into the result of dividing by zero. *inserts some contact lenses*

Oh lordy lou.

I regenerate my injured organs and limbs and launch Stork into the planet Jupiter.

Let's start, shall we? :twss: That reminds me, whatever happened to Death?

The wall wakes up. 44 HP.

Fu- Shi-

Lol, wrong thread. Ignore this post.

Biology is a branch of science. Your argument is invalid. Anyway, banned for having the letter X in your name.

North Korea fighter jets were about to carpet bomb his town again, but since their entire military force is [cabbage], their planes break apart mid-air and one of them crashes straight into the wall. 48 HP.

I regenerate my lower torso, then I knock Stork unconscious. I proceed to steal his sword and cause a riptide that washes his body into the ocean. I also use telekinesis to make all the marine life consume his corpse and his skeleton, ripping it to insignificant pieces as his remains are digested and excreted from the marine life's system.

Correctly incorrect.

al-Qaeda extremists proceed to rape his girlfriend. 49 HP.

Reset. Congrats, longest wall ever at 16 pages. :thumbsup: al-Qaeda fighter jets carpet bomb his home town and take him and his girlfriend hostage. 49 HP.

I think I won this thread. :mellow: :arrow:

The wall finds out about the game RuneScape. He is horrified by how terrible it is. 12 HP.

The wall gets falcon punched to Mongolia. 15 HP.

Hmm.

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