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The wall becomes self-aware. 31 HP.

You get a cow's brain. *inserts chicken guts*

Pro: You see all your family Con: This dude might be related to you: Windex.

Poor computers that can't handle these behemoths of images.

Surely this thread can't be worse than /b/. Can it? Largest image on the internet lol.

Banned for using a mirror opposite method of banning to ban me.

I use an anti-aircraft missile and shoot the wild Stork out of the sky. I subsequently break into the Netherlands' nuke vaults, and launch one of them at the unconscious Stork. Direct hit.

I subtract a point from the wall. 31 HP.

I dig a hole 500 feet deep, then knocks Mather unconscious. I proceed to drop him into the hole, then drop a nuke into the hole, then bury the hole. A few minutes later I am picked up by a plane and flee several hundred miles for the bomb to detonate. It detonates and kills Mather. Permanently. Good night.

Pro: It's awesome. Con: It's not awesome. Epic mind[bleep]s and paradoxes.

Child's play, hah!

Banned for being a member of the website crew.

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You get the result of dividing by zero. *inserts Candleja-

Then the obese kid logs off of RuneScape and tries to do 10 jumping jacks. He fails miserably. Meanwhile, a skinny kid necrobumps a thread on TIF.

I divided by ze-

Real men have sex and troll TIF at the same time.

The wall sees this dude. 33 HP.

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The wall realizes he's in Norway. He feels better. 36 HP.

The wall gains some intellect. 38 HP. (14 page wall, record breaker!)

Die of boredom. Would you rather be killed by a bear or be severely injured by rocks?

The wall gets frostbite. 54 HP.

The nurse gives the wall candy. 82 HP.