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Bra? Erm what? "Babe." I hate it.

Giving her space for a week is probably the best thing you can do currently.

People who don't talk, who just sit and stare at you judgementally.

This, or reply back with "yea, so? We aren't friends, why would I wave back?" or something to that extent. I wouldn't even do that. That's just asking for an argument. Sounds like something fun to do. :razz: It seems like that is what she WANTS to do (start an argument), so might as well. She left him in the dust, might as well make that clear to her. That won't get him in a better position, it will make him feel worse as he obviously still has feelings and will run his name through the ground. The best way to get at her is too ignore her, that will wind her up more.

Hmm.. it seems she is back .<_< Brilliant.

1. What are a few samples of common dinner assortments in the UK? What type of foods are most often consumed where you live? 2. What is the average cost of a flat/apartment? 3. What are some things that stereotypical Americans should be aware of (item names, slang, etc) that are different from the United States? 4. What are some good television shows? 5. What are the best internet options? 6. How expensive is it to travel on a daily basis? 7. Reccomended sectors of London/surrounding areas to live? 8. How large are flats? 9. Is there Mountain Dew in London? 10. Any suggestions/comments/input/advice from yourself. 1) Oh Americans... Food in the UK is diverse, you could find pretty much everything. 2) Depends entirely on where you are living, the trend is usually the closer to London you go the more you have to pay. 5) Again, area dependent. I'm pretty sure virgin offer 50mb down 6) If you are travelling through London get an oyster card, it is like a top up card which you swipe on the barriers saving you the hassle of carrying tickets. I think it also works out slightly cheaper. Probably £10-£20 roughly a day. 7) They are called boroughs, not sectors. Entirely dependent on what money you have available. Rough ideas? 8) Depends on how much you pay. You'll probably get a medium size flat but I could be more specific with an average ppm cost. Again, rough idea on how much you will spend a month? 9) Yes.

Haha it seems alright; I've heard nothing from her for the past two days.

Have you actually tried talking to her about how she shouldn't change her future for you? Put her on the spot and ask her which universities she is interested in. She's picking her choices around you because she wants to be close to you. If you're willing to keep up a long distance relationship throughout university, make sure she knows that. We're not even in a relationship. I met her at an open day, we briefly talked for about two sentences in which she asked for my number. One hour later she has now decided to try to plan her universities around me and plans to visit me even though she lives 3+ hours away.... Oops?

That is a very clever idea. Also, how do you stop a girl picking her university choices around you?

Dinner? Something she enjoys as a hobby?

I noticed the same people who have that as a quote are the same people who write, "Oh no, I lost the love of my life!" or "You only pretended to love me" as their statuses. *one week later* "I'm in love again" *is dating same person from last week* The best I've seen is: "I love you so much, 1 Week Today Hun <3" I didn't know whether this was a joke or serious..

I don't get the point of that quote, you're trying to sound clever and smart about the world but end up looking like some massive idiot. People (specifically girls) staring at you and then talking to their friends in a foreign language... Bloody French people.

He looks like one of those dinosaur birds.

I know I already have another post further down (If you must merge it okay) but they're from different contexts of poetry. No clue where this came from; this is me writing for a future lover not anybody of current. --------- Guardian Angel: Mon amour For years I’ve searched I’ve travelled so far But here you are. I’m sorry if I still en-clasp It is still hard to grasp That you are mine A person so perfectly fine. This I couldn’t foretell Never do I wish to say farewell An endless paradise This needs no finesse So cliché but yes, A Heart of Gold A Flawless Soul God’s Greatest Gift I could go on And I hope it’s known You’ve removed all fears Made everything so crystal clear So thank you, I have finally found you I couldn’t ask for more My heart is truly yours.

Attention seeking. Penile plethysmography studies have proven that on average males are more aroused by lesbian pornography than they are when watching hetereosexuals. As soon as teenage guys hear those golden words 'I'm a lesbian' their heads go crazy with ideas, oblivious of course to the fact that being a lesbian (as opposed to being bisexual) inherently means they have no interest in males. So yeah, I'm guessing she was going round telling people she was a lesbian to get people thinking about her in "that way", only to open up the possibility she might be want to be "that way" with you. Question is: are you complaining? Of course the alternative explanation is peer pressure. If her friends were all lesbians she felt she had to "choose" to be one as well just to fit in. But that seems absurd. Well she isn't, I told her she was lying as soon as she said it because it was to obvious she was straight...

Exs

A question, Why does a girl pretend to be a lesbian then quickly stop after making it evidently clear she had some attraction to you? And by some I mean a fair amount..

I lie.

Today proved how easy it is to get girls. I apologise to anybody who I argued against regarding that. I also apologise further to anybody who I stated using girls is bad, I again realised how easy it is to do so; though, as of yet, I'm not doing that.

Only one clip.. That's probably more ammunition than a standard British policeman/woman gets to deal with in their whole career.

She would get annoyed if you didn't.

Fish in the ceiling. Throwing a fish at teachers. Locking the doors so everybody got stuck in one area. Morph suits are good to hide in. Hide a mobile phone somewhere with a long battery life and keep ringing it during classes. Also, if you are running with lube idea make sure nobody is allergic to lube. That lesson was learnt the hard way.

Does anyone actually like Rarity? She is umpossible to like, I mean, just look at her: No one can like that smug face. Just thought I would remind you that that is a pony, not a human. This is taking anthropomorphism to a new level. Also, impossible not umpossible.

Eloise - Say Anything

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