Hakaan

I win. You can all stop playing this game now.

Granted. You are now the most evil person on the earth and feel terrible about yourself and shoot yourself with the magical gun. I wish I could thoroughly enjoy any kind of music I listen to.

Granted. They are so well-written that your teacher thinks you plagiarized them and gives you a bad grade. I wish I could feel whatever I wanted to at any time.

Depression.

I missed an effigy while slaying bloodveld. I apparently got 2 just 1 minute apart and only noticed 1. The other must have been under my cannon. Stupid Jagex, those [bleep]s.

It's true he might kill faster because of the strength bonuses of bandos, but wouldn't it make more sense to pray against magic since bandos has ranged def...?

Children of Bodom - Needled 24/7

That direct-to-DVD movie turns out decent but is only available on the black market in Sri Lanka. I wish all of my senses including common sense worked at the best they possibly could.

Granted. It goes straight to DVD. I wish I didn't stutter or have any kind of speech impediment.

This. Except longer for me.

Myself. More specifically my inability to talk to anyone and my own stupidity. That's what annoys me.

The video's broken for me, but this 100%. He should not even have half of the subscribers he has.

Granted. They never come out at all in the US or Iceland. I wish I had an unbreakable cell phone.

Granted. You get 30 seconds from the satisfaction of proving something everyone else thought you were crazy for and it never comes up again. I wish I had an iPod that was impossible to break/malfunction.

6/10

Granted. You have to sleep longer and it ends up being the same amount of time awake. I wish I had a girlfriend who was also my best friend who would never break up with me.

Granted. Someone thinks it's funny to rip your heart out of yourself but since they don't have your ability, you die, or at least have to go the hospital for surgery. I wish I had a girlfriend who was also my best friend.

Is that where your name comes from? When Two Are One -Atreyu

Granted. You have so much stuff going on at this moment that it drives you insane. I wish I had true friends.

W00t it didn't get corrupted. Granted. You neglect it while playing RuneScape for a while and it gets cold and tastes bad. I wish I could get max total sooner and that I was the only one that had this advantage.

Your Betrayal -BFMV

3/10

Not My Funeral - Children of Bodom

First melee fire cape :shades:

Granted. Nobody can find either of them anymore. I wish I had a "zest for life" as they say.