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For some reason, "Don't Drop The Soap" would sound like an interesting prison-themed game show upon reading this.

Banned for possibly implying I am the reverse.

I saw that happen to two girls a few weeks back, except it was a bus that soaked them instead of a car. I couldn't help but to laugh. I would've dropped dead laughing immediately, friend or not. Although I would help my friend quickly and offer them my hoodie so they had something dry.

I subtly mentioned ponies in the last page of Last One To Post Wins. Let's harpy it up.

Halo, did I ever tell you the first thing I noticed when I joined Forum Games was your avatar? I hope you keep it forever.

^ Wrong. I can spin, so I can win. < Enjoys invoking the ire of others. V Thinks I troll too much.

Granted, but it's fully done. I wish I could see the look on Halo's face when he found out I've been a brony since last Monday.

I made Forum Games mad. I think. :D

Banned for training only black knights. It's discrimination. White knights have feelings too.

I like how you went to my profile to get that picture. I feel flattered.

Niegh. Gimme oats.

Never mind. Took a pic on March 11 and had it saved on Facebook.

Well, my cat is sleeping. Could take a picture.

What about saving horrible, useless shit to your computer? Rephrased: My computer is a second toilet.

I don't take it that far, but I do hate it when they do something absurd that could be seen as serious or life-threatening.

So I somehow have a bunch of internet memes saved to my computer, some anime, some Doctor Who, a few ponies, etc. I need a hobby.

My two current cats suck. One bites me a lot (and literally has a penis-shaped mark on his fur) and the other thinks he can be cute by purring loud. I prefer my cats black and feisty like badasses.

Not on my watch. Only useful IPAD ever then? Or do they have an app for that now? What do they *not* have an app for?

This, so very much. Agreed. Whenever they do that, I usually tell them something dark to make them realize to not screw with my trust. I take lying seriously.

Likely because they are superstitious when they should know that pet black cats have no effect on the owner (don't ask how I know this). Black cats were my favorites. What's funny was how my favorite black cat was the son of the black cat I mentioned and she gave birth to him on Friday the 13th. Ironic they were like luck charms to me. :lol:

And they are lazy as hell. Cats are just so much easier to take care of than dogs because they are independent. I wish I still had my black cat, Melfina, from 2 years ago. She was the cat version of a harpy. Brought home bats for her kittenz.

I'm a cat person because I am more in common with them than dogs. We love being asses.

Stitch was a badass. He actually made me like dogs for once.

Anyone remember Lilo & Stitch and that really annoying red-headed [harpie] we wanted dead? [spoiler=Might be offensive to some...]

40 + 40 x 0 + 1 = ( 40 ) ( 1 + 0 ) + 1 = 42 AMG ANSWER TO LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING HOLY SHIT @@@ Joke's on you. 42 was not an option. I think the fact some answered '81' proves there are people under 10 (or are really, really stupid) who use Facebook. :lol: