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Banned for being a hypocrite for talking about grammar to me when you've been violating every rule in the English language with casualty like it was Tuesday.

Banned because you are just annoyed Mudkips don't like you as much. Naval warfare is a necessity to conquer this place.

Banned because Mudkip always has a perfect IV in the Meme skill.

Banned because I am feeling inspired while grinding my team to level 80+ on my SS copy. I am in the mood for free Mudkip.

http://www.cracked.c...-better-person/ David Wong is a fine writer. I felt much better after reading this, even though a good half of it made me cringe.

Apparently Squab and Alg like it when I make FG out to be a political warzone full of mystery, horror, and various depths of intrigue. And what is JAG? The first thing that comes to mind is some terrible military TV show from the 90's.

Banned because maintaining such an energetic level of expository storytelling in a boisterous tone is way more work than it appears. Next you'll want it for the harpies too to set up a sort of lore to match FG's mess of a political boardgame gone awry just because I took the Car Piece while Blaze was settled with the pin cushion before getting sent to Jail for not being able to pay DVD for landing on Boardwalk. EDIT: For the record, Squab took the boat piece under my nose for his navy. Then to add insult to injury, he bought all the railroads to spite us.

It took me awhile to comprehend such a situation, especially given your brother physically attacked you with an iron poker over a poem. I am really impressed with your ability to restrain yourself in that situation since I tend to go berserk when physically defending myself. Sucks your brother ended up as the winner of the whole thing just because of total bullcrap and the only thing you get is physical pain and doing someone else's work.

Banned for suggesting I should always post in a style that involves fantastical exposition of great events with a combination of imagination and wording that is equally compelling.

Granted, but you can't out-wish the posters here. They're simply the best there is. I wish I could manipulate luck in my favor in these annoying Battle Frontier/Subway/PWT challenges.

Banned because it was more fantasizing than anything. To be honest, we need more awesome in FG and you aren't providing any.

Granted, but you must have a bi-weekly appointments to the Chiropractor... with Bane doing the art. I wish my older brother was omitted from existence.

Banned because snipers are worse. You never see them coming despite their bad aim here.

Banned because I had Stealth Rock set up before hand.

*drops a bunch of silverware* TPUM is too squeamish of slasher movies.

Banned because you can screw off. "Ravishing Red" is my color motif. And you still lack the comprehension to earn a color from us. And don't expect the time line returning normal for you, Mr. Marty Stu.

Granted. The Vast Derping occurs all across the universe for a good 30 seconds. And in that 30 seconds, you realize the people are still smarter than you. I wish people would keep to their damn promises more often.

Banned for not enjoying such delicious exposition. You lack refinery and taste, both being necessary to being an effective King. Now abandon your delusions of royalty, crown and all, and flee to the desert area.

Granted, but it's expired by two years. I wish I had the powers of teleportation that I had complete control over.

Banned because rescue services of the temporal variety aren't what I am good at. In fact, make that all kinds of rescues (unless it is cats).

Banned because you can't. You lack the knowledge and understanding of our troping ways, DV! There is a level of complexity to the color schemes invoked by us three that needs several TV Tropes pages to comprehend to the point that, in a way, is a piece of art near the levels of Picasso or Jack Pollock. Perhaps going as far to impress Renaissance-level artists like Michelangelo and Raphael themselves! Here is some textual exposition as a sample: * I, Lokie, done the crimson colouring of our trio! Like it implies, I act as one of impulse and energy throughout the forums in an air of gusto that is a sheer hurricane in comparison to my associates. A mix of sanguine and choleric temperaments with a side of overacting is practically my feathery hat of exploration in such jungles. * Alg is the analytic of our group of the silky and smooth variant of deep sea blue. Stealthy and subtle sarcasm slides through his stoic tones as he strides (in a rather classy way) through this area. Where I prefer highly ornamented blades that display more fitting for theater than war, Alg takes to the low-key with a knife and poison with a spear close by if the more grotesque requirements of our battling must ensue. He makes you look like a barbaric cow. * Then there is Squab, the middle one. Too modest for the Tyrian kind of velvet coloring, he is still a sort of royalty. While I am rather boisterous and Alg sliding into the silent, Squab takes the third option of having both. Almost as level-headed as the blue and still worthy of being energetic as the red, Squab mixes both colors into what one would consider a thing of sheer beauty! But he won't boast it as modesty and preference to displaying things of interest without words are what he excels at. Unfortunately, he doesn't get as much center time as me and Alg, but he is valuable nonetheless and is quite badass. Also looks better in violet than you do, frankly.

If I wanted my fix of cute cats, I have my own. One of them seeks to be on my lap and another has a thing for sleeping with me. It helps being the favorite among most of the pet cats my family has owned.

I find your skill in procrastination (and papercraft) something to be admired...

My idea of "cute" is watching a nice depiction of whatever predator displayed in their special killing their prey with precise use of venom in an eloquent manner. I liked some of the "Too Cute" episodes until it started crossing into "Tastes Like Diabetes" trope territory with a side of abandoning subtleties in regards to keeping up ratings.

Banned it's much more messy than that: a one-man "kingdom" (Blaze), a triumvirate with the third member switching in-and-out (you, me, Star/Squab), the rogue prince (DVD), several stray citizens/mercenaries, the fallen remains of the LOTPW Republic, and so much more.